Stupid shit customers say
I'm not sure if such a tread exists but after something an asshole told me last night, I just felt the need to create this thread.
So my labia minora's are a bit larger than the common women. I was quite self-conscious about them when I was younger, but ever since I started being sexually active, nobody ever said anything about them. In almost two years of dancing and doing erotic massages, I don't recall anyone saying anything either, except one of two customers in all those years who asked me why they hang like that in a very rude way?!
I don't feel insecure about them though. There was even one of my highest-paying customers who told me that he loved the way they look and they suit my naturally plump Angelina Jolie lips (lol).
But then, I've been told last night, by this cheap arab guy who didn't tip THAT MY PUSSY LOOKS LIKE A SNAIL?!!?!?!?!
His exact words were, when I showed him my vagina: '' They stick out like a snail '' :O
That was quite unexpected, it's hilarious but at the same time I feel insulted.
What are the stupidest things customers have said to you?
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i've had customer go on and on about my pussy..they say " i love the way that part hangs down" WTF kind of backhanded compliment is that? or " i love that you haven't gotten fake boobs, enjoy your tiny tits!" thanks, you felt the need to comment on the two things i'm the most self-conscious about, didn't you? one customer even said i looked like a 12 year old, another one said " is that a girl?" to his buddies because i have small boobs and im pretty small all over.
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Not so much stupid as just nausea-inducing wording:
"You got some nice flowers there."
-Creepy old man (who talked about being on a neighboring town's school board) in reference to my breasts
And downright stupid: I approached an older man sitting alone when the club was pretty dead. He immediately made it clear how drunk he was, then motioned to the woman on stage and said, "You know what? You and me should get a camera, go on stage, take pictures of her, and be like, 'YOU GOT CELLULITE ON YOUR ASS, BITCH!!!' She's not high quality at all and we should let her know!" I calmly explained that he should be grateful of any woman willing to take her clothes off for him as he was an absolute bastard of a drunk, then excused myself.
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cherryblossomsinspring
Yes I saw this thread but I'm not a cam girl though.. So I hope this thread isn't too redundant. :)
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I had a "gentleman" come in last night, belligerently drunk, and decide to say that I was the oldest dancer on the floor (I'm 24) and then proceed to ask me who my pimp was.
He was escorted out shortly after. :)
I had a guy ask, "So, how many step-daddies do you have?" WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, DUDE?
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Stupid shit customers say- I was sitting with a custie and he said , who's that girl on stage?? She is sexy!!! I want her! i pjust played it off and agreed how hot she was and offered to tell her to come over after her set but in reality I thought it was kinda rude .. Like what am I chopped liver?? I'm secure and know I'm sexy too but you can be a little more respectful about which girl you want to the other ones.
Also I hate when customers ask for my number or ask to hang out outside of the club or to go back to their hotel room bc I'm a dancer not a prostitute or escort!
This stupid senario- "what's your name?" No no no come on your REAL name! " the strip club is not a bar where you can try to pick up the real persona of a women. I'm an entertainer giving you my stage name and fantasy if you want to get to know a girl to date go to a real bar/club.
It's stupid also for guys to say they just came for a drink bc we r not a bar we r a sc big difference ! And don't tell me you don't get lap dances your in a sc don't waste my time. Also if you don't want a dance from me tell me plz dont lead me on thank you have a great night.
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Stupid shit customers say- I was sitting with a custie and he said , who's that girl on stage?? She is sexy!!! I want her! i pjust played it off and agreed how hot she was and offered to tell her to come over after her set but in reality I thought it was kinda rude .. Like what am I chopped liver?? I'm secure and know I'm sexy too but you can be a little more respectful about which girl you want to the other ones.
Also I hate when customers ask for my number or ask to hang out outside of the club or to go back to their hotel room bc I'm a dancer not a prostitute or escort!
This stupid senario- "what's your name?" No no no come on your REAL name! " the strip club is not a bar where you can try to pick up the real persona of a women. I'm an entertainer giving you my stage name and fantasy if you want to get to know a girl to date go to a real bar/club.
It's stupid also for guys to say they just came for a drink bc we r not a bar we r a sc big difference ! And don't tell me you don't get lap dances your in a sc don't waste my time. Also if you don't want a dance from me tell me plz dont lead me on thank you have a great night.
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Last night a guy said to me, "Oh, sorry...I just come here for the music". He was deadly serious (he didn't get any dances all night and told others the exact same thing)! Sadly I've heard that once before from another custy, at a different club /:O.
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^He must be kin to the "just a beer" guys.
"Oh, I just stopped in for a beer."
"Oh, you must not be from around here! We are actually really overpriced, sweetie. There are bars without naked women next door." :)
hatehatehate.
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I think there was an 'Insulting Customer Comments' thread awhile back. In the spirit of stupid/insulting/wtf customer comments, I had a gentleman last wk who was just the nicest guy ever ... Except he seemed to harbour a disturbing fascination w/ Adolf Hitler. He talked abt having done a sociology dissertation on Hitler, then made sm kind of off-colour joke abt Jews & camps, esp after learning I'm from Poland - then wanted to know where my sense of humour was.
I told him plainly I'd had relatives in the camps & didn't find his jokes the least bit funny. His buddy actually smacked him upside the head after I said that, & even after acknowledging just how deeply his foot was in his mouth ... The dipshit kept right on topic. I had to go in the back & cool off for a bit then.
Then there's the guy who not only was genuinely offended & baffled that I wouldn't let him finger me for $20 - he tried to keep me there for a solid 5 minutes after, refusing to pay me until I accepted his apology & explanation that he's used to getting whatever he wants for 'competitive prices.' he also had a rosary boldly tattooed on the hand he tried to assault me w/. I had to get the bouncer to come & shake him down for my money b/c he 'just had to know I realised how truly sorry & offended he was.' He earned a special spot on my hit list.
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OliveJardin
Last night a guy said to me, "Oh, sorry...I just come here for the music". He was deadly serious (he didn't get any dances all night and told others the exact same thing)! Sadly I've heard that once before from another custy, at a different club /:O.
Buy an iPod???
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Classic, at least once a night, definitely been mentioned/bitched about on here before: "So what do you do?"
:banghead:
Sometimes I can indulge and hustle off of it, but a lot of the time it just makes me indignant towards them.
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A customer rudely said to me on stage, "Are you blind?!?! I've been looking at you this whole time! Didn't you see me? Are you blind?! I would have gotten a dance from you...but you didn't even notice me...so, I won't!" (...he had another dancer naked in front of him, doing a stage dance for him the entire time I was supposed to be "noticing" him. She finished her dance for him, then promptly told me he wanted one from me too. So, I went over...to that ::)).
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^^^ I hate this whole 'looking' crap. I had a guy (seated 3-4 tables back, btw) corner me and ask why I hadn't stopped by to talk to him yet. Apparently, I should have known he was interested because, from what he said, he had been WINKING AT ME the whole time whenever I went on stage! Ohh okay, sir! lol He NEVER tipped me! Like I can see your old ass wrinkled eye winking from the main stage! And even if I had noticed, I probably would've thought you just had dry eyes and cataracts! FOH, dude.
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Him: (trying to negotiate OTC, first offer was $500) What if I doubled it from 5 to 8?
Me: Well, my math isn't what it used to be, but I'm pretty sure 8 ain't 5 doubled.
Him: Don't get technical.
lol
Hell, I would've gone for 8, but he's been trying to have sex with me for two years and it's not worth the pressure.
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Addison
Him: (trying to negotiate OTC, first offer was $500) What if I doubled it from 5 to 8?
Me: Well, my math isn't what it used to be, but I'm pretty sure 8 ain't 5 doubled.
Him: Don't get technical.
lol
Hell, I would've gone for 8, but he's been trying to have sex with me for two years and it's not worth the pressure.
LOL 'Don't get technical' Abso-fkin-lutely priceless.
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I've had a few guys lately act shocked and baffled by my VIP prices. ($400/hr, $200/half hour)
I had a guy the other day tell me he could "get a hooker off the internet to fuck him for less than that", and then he said I must not get any business charging that much money.
HA okayyyy.....
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Addison
Him: (trying to negotiate OTC, first offer was $500) What if I doubled it from 5 to 8?
Me: Well, my math isn't what it used to be, but I'm pretty sure 8 ain't 5 doubled.
Him: Don't get technical.
^That cracked me up :P. I love being cute and "witty" (or a "smart ass" ;) ) when the customers aren't worth your time.
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summerbre
Classic, at least once a night, definitely been mentioned/bitched about on here before: "So what do you do?"
:banghead:
Sometimes I can indulge and hustle off of it, but a lot of the time it just makes me indignant towards them.
I get this. And guy's asking me 'So what do you do for a living'.
I usually say 'I take off my clothes'.
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~*SwanPrincess*~
I've had a few guys lately act shocked and baffled by my VIP prices. ($400/hr, $200/half hour)
I had a guy the other day tell me he could "get a hooker off the internet to fuck him for less than that", and then he said I must not get any business charging that much money.
HA okayyyy.....
I tell them I am glad most guys don't think like him or I would be skint.And let him know where the nearest brothel is. Sometimes they get a dance, but if they don't I've lost nothing-they were very unlikely to buy one anyway.
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Some stupid sh*t Ive heard:
- What's your REAL name? Dumbest question because I'm just going to give you yet another fake name
- Where do you live (and other personal data) Yeah let's mapquest my address together so u can stalk me whenever u want
- Do you have a pimp? giving 100% of my hard earned money to anyone just doesnt register to me but to each is own
- How many dances have you gotten today?
- Can you meet me at my motel/house/etc? H*ll No
- What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
- I work at xyz company…you want to come work for me? H*ll No
- I don't buy dances, but what's your phone number? H*ll No
- Do you have any goals? I know THIS just can't be your career.
H*ll I could go on forever
If I had a dollar for every dumb remark a customer made, I'd be a rich b*tch!
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Ohh sorry Stacey I thought you were talking about cam. My mistake.
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During a dance:
"You should be my girlfriend. But you'll have to quit this job. I'm not gonna let you work here."
Whoa! slow down there tiger... we just met!