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Worst songs for a stripper to dance to
Wasn't sure where to post this but found it both disturbing & hilarious.
I will admit I've danced to sm of these, including Bodies by Drowning Pool, the Muppets, Weird Al & Gordon Lightfoot(tho none of his depressing shit)
What are sm of the worst songs you've all danced to?
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A bartender at a club I worked at was telling me how when she worked in another club, there was a dancer there who managed to piss off one of the DJs. When she got on stage, the DJ played "Girl U Stank (Take A Bath)" by Soulja Boy.
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Yikes! I'll dance to the weird, silly shit but I don't think I could roll w/ that one. One of my friends djs at another club & if a girl gives him too much shit he plays the Chicken Dance for them.
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What's wrong with Drowning Pool? I dance to it all the time.
For shit that should not be played: Anything by Justin Buttface, Cyrus, Selena Gomez etc.
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creed, 3 doors down, and "elmo's song". or cotton-eyed joe. grr
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Any kiddie or teenie bopper songs.
Any songs with n*igga
Any songs calling women b*tches and h*es
Sad breakup songs
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Originally Posted by
Sansonnet
A bartender at a club I worked at was telling me how when she worked in another club, there was a dancer there who managed to piss off one of the DJs. When she got on stage, the DJ played "Girl U Stank (Take A Bath)" by Soulja Boy.
:rotfl:
Priceless.
I think it's hilarious when little white girls get up and pull a Miley Cyrus to some gangster rap... the crowd is usually like "WTF?" Shit is not sexy.
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The worst song I've ever danced to--- Barry Manilow's "Copacabana"...
The worst song I've NEVER danced to:
Hey There Delilah --- That is THE absolute WORST song to dance to on stage.
Don't get me wrong... I actually liked the song, it's very sweet... but it is IMPOSSIBLE to strip to it. It doesn't translate well on stage... the tune is so... I don't know... thin. It hits the happy atmosphere of the club like a ton of bricks.
Ask the DJ to play it only for your worst enemy... }:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_m-BjrxmgI
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It was Christmas time a few years ago & I had to dance to.............. Jingle Bells.
http://www.last.fm/music/Frank+Sinatra/_/Jingle+Bells
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I went to Philly and why did this girl dance to STOMP by Kirk Franklin... and why did a dude catch the spirit in the audience :<
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Nutshell by Alice in chains... because THAT'S sexy. *sarcasm*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_601kPxo1lQ
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A Dj played "Glycerine" by Bush once. There's absolutely no beat in the song.
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sugartaste
A Dj played "Glycerine" by Bush once. There's absolutely no beat in the song.
I've heard that song MANY times... I have no idea why they play it, it's depressing. It reminds me of how they played that Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow "Picture" song as the last dance of my senior prom. Do these DJs seriously not listen to the lyrics of what they play???
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BlasianBytch
I went to Philly and why did this girl dance to STOMP by Kirk Franklin... and why did a dude catch the spirit in the audience :<
LMAO!
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To me a bad song would be one that is derogatory towards women like anything with bitches or stereotypical stripper songs. I also hated teen pop and once walked off when some boy band shit song was played. I generally danced to the more dance orientated alternative bands but some hard rock, classic rock and other alternative as well.
Having said that I have danced to the following: the Brady Bunch, the Partridge Family, songs from Sesame Street including the theme, C Is For Cookie and Rubber Duckie, much older music from the 50's and 60's (okay this really isn't that weird), Sugar Sugar by the Archies, the Banana Splits theme, many songs from musicals such as Do-Re-Mi from the Sound of Music and America from West Side Story, songs from Grease and Rocky Horror (okay neither is that strange since these are rock songs from the 70's). Around Halloween I did the Monster Mash, Witch Doctor and They're Coming To Take Me Away (very bizarre song if you have heard it, it was popular late 60's). I've also done jazz, which worked for the older crowd. One time a guy gave me $100 to dance to I'm A Believer by the Monkees.
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BlasianBytch
I went to Philly and why did this girl dance to STOMP by Kirk Franklin... and why did a dude catch the spirit in the audience :<
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I've listened to that song before work many times. I'd never dream of dancing to it though.
"And if you don't know... now you know!" :rotfl:
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I guess one girl danced to What If God Was One of Us once, and apparently pulled it off brilliantly, all polework. I would've liked to have seen that. I personally danced to Just A Friend by Biz Markie, because I thought it would be hilarious. It was not. It was a bad, bad mistake. On the funnier end of it, we have this amazing new girl that keeps pulling out all these awesome songs, like Tumbleweed, My Dick, Detachable Penis, to name a few. :) Happy days!
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Seems like I've been hearing "Thrift Shop" way too much since it came out.
Who in their right minds wants to encourage customers to be cheap?
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BlasianBytch
I went to Philly and why did this girl dance to STOMP by Kirk Franklin... and why did a dude catch the spirit in the audience :<
I think i just died laughing! LOL
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Tsepmet1
OMG! I LOVE Nutshell! I danced too it on stage a few times,had too ask the Dj too cut it off though...LoL
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I love it when I'm not at work! Lol
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ToeOfTheCamel
I guess one girl danced to What If God Was One of Us once, and apparently pulled it off brilliantly, all polework. I would've liked to have seen that. I personally danced to Just A Friend by Biz Markie, because I thought it would be hilarious. It was not. It was a bad, bad mistake. On the funnier end of it, we have this amazing new girl that keeps pulling out all these awesome songs, like Tumbleweed, My Dick, Detachable Penis, to name a few. :) Happy days!
^LOL! I would die if I heard Mickey Avalon at the club. I would have no idea how to dance to that, because I would be laughing too hard. Or singing, because unfortunately I know all of the words to "My Dick..."
P.S....We got dicks like jesus....
Oh god, everyone would think I was a tranny or something.
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I have to politely disagree, Drowning Pool made me a fortune-being one of the few rock girls, customers called me a fountain in the middle of a desert lol.
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^^^^ Ikr, don't understand why that was on there, it's a great song esp if you do a lot of polework. Steady beat & so intense ...