Other than queffing, there was a time I didn't notice my excl had logged off, and plenty got an eyefull of hard core for free! How about you? Most embarrassing?
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Other than queffing, there was a time I didn't notice my excl had logged off, and plenty got an eyefull of hard core for free! How about you? Most embarrassing?
Started my period doing a upclose dildo masturbation private, doing stuff fast and super into it and the guy randomly leaves, I sit up confused and look down and everything is red everywhere, legs, bed, dildo XD was mortified
Last week I was in a long private and my ponytail wig piece thing fell right off my head. I jumped up to put it back on and started doing my thing again like it never happened lol. I know he had to see it. It was kind of awkward after that but he stayed lol.
I knocked myself out on stage, at the club. I was dancing, crawling around and getting really into it. I have tons of hair and it was all in my face, so I did a massive, extremely forceful hair flip. I thought I was like 3 feet from the pole. I was wrong. I was right next to it. I smacked my head so hard on the pole, I literally knocked myself out. I was only out for like 45 seconds, but still. It was quite a scene. I had a massive welt on the side of my forehead for over a week. So embarrassing.
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My most embarrassing cam moment is when they made that viral video of me and I had NO clue what was going on...LOL... honestly.. I woke up weighed 159 pounds.. decided to say fuck it let's drink.. fucking god damn weight wont come off .. then My strap broke on my top.. GREAT!.. another reason not to give a fuck.. THEN.. some asshole rates me 1 star for no fucking god damn reason.. Now Some losers take credit for my bad day.. lmao...
Probably when I knocked over my lamp, lol. Though I didn't feel that embarrassed about it.
I was camming from an air mattress and apparently it'd sprung a leak because while I was working free chat it was slooowwwly deflating and I kept feeling my ass against the floor. I was reinflating it between shows but it was one of those low volume camping ones so the air didn't last long. Eventually I was in a pvt with a whale when I could feel my knees on the floor again and I'd had enough. The guy was one of those who was easy to talk to/had a sense of humor/etc so I was like "OK fuck this!", stood up, and dramatically picked up the air mattress and flipped it across the room. I felt like a badass for approximately 1/10th of a second until it hit my floor lamp (aka the only light source I had) and knocked it over, making it fall apart once it hit the floor.
Luckily it was daytime so I kept working and the guy thought it was hilarious but lol me. I put it back together but that lamp never did work quite right after that.
Oh God! That made me remember when I was on stage at my very packed club and I was HIGH UP ON THE CEILING SPINNING AND MY PONY TAIL WHIPPED OFF INTO THE BALCONY ONTO A CUSTOMERS HEAD AS HE WAS GETTING A VIP! Omfg...I think I died for about 30 minutes crying and everything,then the manager had too drag me too the vip too do about 7 hours in dances.The manager kept the club open just for my dude that was turned on by my weave flying off.I left the club with a ton of cash and the wisdom NEVER TRUST A PONY TAIL.
You poor thing! I relate...my 'time' has just been deciding to come and go whenever it pleases-sometimes for a day, sometimes heavy for many--YUCK! So I got a prescription for a birth control pill where you're only supposed to get one about every three months, with possibly some breakthrough bleeding. Well, I've been on that pill for almost three weeks now, and so much for "breakthrough" bleeding--it's full on today. Anyway, I'm on cam last night when a viewer asked, "Do you ever do period shows? Like when you're on your period?" I kind of dodged the question, but then realized during a break about 15 minutes later that it was just starting, and starting to be visible!
BTW, those damn "Soft Cups" don't work for me at all! Anyone else have suggestions?
You know how there's a strip of fabric on the inside crotch part of most panties or bottoms? Well yesterday when I was stripping them off in public chat, I failed to realize that little piece of fabric was white (booty shorts were dark blue) until I looked at my cam and it looked like a pad!!!! Lmao so I announced all this then took them off. Almost typed it for the people using mute.
My favorite thing to do is putting my icky, crusty panties back on, inside out, after my stage show. Then walk aroumd the club for 20 min before I figure it out. Now that is HOT! (Yes, I wear clean panties, everyday. I'm just really wet down there. It's an issue.)
It will happen to me today when i log on. 2 days oago I had a pvt on sm where they guy wanted me to flex my ass as hard as i can, and spank it and scratch it as hard as I can. I did it because I love this in my private life too it really turns me on so i was literally in the heat of the moment:P
Yesterday I was trying on outfits, and as I twirled around the mirror to be able to see myself more. And then I saw my left buttcheek. It looks like a cat massacred it. Huge wounds on all of my butt and blue and brown spots all over it. And again only on one cheeck and since my skin is extremly pale i dunno what Im gonna tell to the guy who eill come in LOL:XD
I was doing a cam show and he wanted me to jump around on my bed. So I did and I think I jumped to hard. I flew off the bed, hit the wall and bounced back and landed on the bed. It was so embarassing but hilarious at the same time.
awwww:Ö but i really hope u didnt hurt urself <3
This guy took me pvt on his lunch break...he was still in his suit and tie and went home for lunch for a quickie. I was riding my toy and thought to myself, wow I'm really wet! I look back in the cam and see blood all over the dildo. My period came a few days earlier than expected...I'm sure he saw it but he was still jacking off. I hurried up and jumped off the bed and closed my cam lol.
a few nights ago, after fighting with chaturbate's connection issues,
i had calmly taken a seat. a minute later, a stink bug came flying right towards me. so, obviously, i freaked out, and i tried wheeling my chair backwards. instead, my chair fell over with me on it, i 360'd, and my wig came off.
needless to say i called it a night after that.
Hm. I was doing yoga poses for tips and i botched a downward dog and flipped head over heels landing on my ass!! Laughed it off but it HURT and I almost took out the computer ahahaha
I also destroyed the tips cos everyone was worried I was ging to hurt myself.....!!! /cringe
During a private I squirted allllll over my laptop's keyboard and trackpad, the trackpad started going mad and the mouse was all over my screen, switching desktops and pulling up windows and shit. I couldn't read the chat and couldn't control my computer whatsoever.
Third night here, disaster already!
I started my period on cam during a show
I was dancing and my heel broke and i fell
My webcam fell off the monitor and landed in the view of the other table where there was a pizza box and a box on tampons
there was a BIG-ASS black fly in my house and landed on my buttcheek as i was doing anal
a gen nail extension broke while fingering..
hmmmmm....
i'm sure there's more, but these are the most heartbreaking ones.
OH AND THIS ONE happened a few times I'm sad to admit: toilet paper in my crack!!! ><
I usualy do a good check before I get on..buutt sometimes I don't and then I'm ass spreading that ass and why whats that white thing...lint..or....oh.FUCK ><
Luckyil it's a pretty easy fix...just embarrassing as FUCK!!!
Once I had a customer request for me to cum and after I had a orgasm he wanted me to pop a balloon I had already blown up for him. LOL needless to say when it came time for me to pop the balloon, the balloon floated away from me. LOL I felt so stupid and had to get off my bed to go get it. Yea was not expecting the balloon to get away from me. At least he still loved the show.
I cam on the weekends throughout the day when my husband is at work. My shows are average around 10 minutes so it's not hard to put the kids somewhere and go do my thing. I've never had any problems until a few days ago when all of a sudden I hear a banging on the door 'Mom! MOM! MOMMYYYYYYYYYY! I POOPED. I POOPED. MOMMYYYYYY!!!! MOM"
That was interesting...
Every time I do a show with one of my sweetest regs, I let out a loud queef after doggy VERY LOUDLY.. EVERY TIME! He's so cool about it though he just lol's and says whatever. He always comes back so I guess it's not a big deal. Occasionally it happens with other guys and it's even more embarrassing because it sounds like a big juicy fart lol.
Last night…middle of a private show with a new guy.
I normally cam nights and weekends when my husband watches the kids. He apparently decided to call his brother for a chat and wasn't keeping an eye on the kids like usual. All of the sudden there's LOUD banging on the upstairs door (which I thankfully remembered to lock!) and both my kids start yelling, "DADDY!! ARE YOU IN THERE?? MOMMY, WHERE'S DADDY?"
I don't think I've ever slammed my laptop shut so fast in my life. Needless to say, I was rather P.O.'ed at him for leaving the kids alone to go chat with his brother.
Mine is much like takiaya's. I was on my period and knew it. I had done shows on my period before with my diva cup but had forgotten to empty it. Part way through the show, the diva cup tipped and blood poured out of me onto my white comforter. I had to end the pvt and spent the evening bleaching my comforter.... The customer was surprisingly cool with my excuse of, "you really don't want to know". He is still my customer 6 months later!
What a horrible night!