Maybe one day someone will read this and actually make the stuff we want. Probably not, but still. Let's list ideas!
- Long gloves that have grip on the palms and fingers for pin-up style dancers like me. I wish I could wear gloves at work!
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Maybe one day someone will read this and actually make the stuff we want. Probably not, but still. Let's list ideas!
- Long gloves that have grip on the palms and fingers for pin-up style dancers like me. I wish I could wear gloves at work!
Long gowns that are flexible enough to do pole tricks, and easy to take off.
shoes that elongate your legs and look graceful without making you look like a giant and adding 7 inches to your height! that's my biggest pet peeve. im 5'4/5'5 and i don't want to be any taller!
Business specific apps. It would be awesome to have an app that will allow me to track my time in VIP, track sales and track customer information and spending habits. For now, I've got a few spreadsheets set up and have to use a timer app to track VIP time. I keep all my customer info in Google Contacts and have a separate calendar app to track when regulars come in.
Also, having an app that encourages me to keep working would be helpful. I use a Fitbit to track my fitness, and it sends me prompts when I need to exercise more and gives me badges when I hit certain milestones or goals. Something like that would be awesome for work as a stripper.
Lastly, I'd love to have pretty interchangeable bracelets for my Fitbit Flex. I wear it at work, and would like to be able to slip it into something prettier that just the plain black bracelet.
A garter belt that can handle a huge stack of cash.
It seems like once I reach a certain amount especially with the singles my belt looks like its going to explode or can't handle anymore.
^ Or it starts falling down my leg! A long lasting, odorless, foul tasting already that I could spray all over me. Then when weirdos try to lick me during dances, it'll be disgusting for them, too :)
Healthy food in SC kitchens. -_- Look I'm all for weight standards and all that good stuff, but there's no point in mgt going on a weight witch hunt when all you stock is fried crap in the kitchen. Most dancers have erratic hours as it is. It would help if they at least ate ONE nutritious meal.
putting massage chairs in the dressing and vip rooms would be nice
stuff they dont have:
pasties that look like nipples..lol and and thongs with plastic on the inside waist part so they arent moving all over kingdom come-kinda like the VS strapless bras have
Thank you gorette, I have a new use for my hair spray now :)
They need a money detector by the doors so no one with less than $500 can walk in at any time.
Black thong-shaped panty liners that you can't see from the outside of the underwear.
Incognito tape recorder for all the dumb cliches we hear on a regular basis, like "I'm not gonna buy a dance but I'd love to take you out to dinner" or "I'm in sales, and you'd make more money if you did xyz".
Once we built up a repertoire of enough guys saying a particular thing, we could play it back to the next customer who said it so he can hear how every dumb schmuck has the exact same lines.
And then there will be a rope hanging down from the ceiling that the dancer can pull which will release a bunch of balloons over the customer's head that say "You're not special!!!!! :D"
database of strip clubs with their hiring/license requirements, pics inside the club, website, etc. stuff a dancer would want to know to work there.
Yes!!! I feel like I've wasted an inordinate amount of time and money trying to just find a place to work at, and the search isn't even over (bc my club now sucks). I actually ended up making a spreadsheet of Dallas clubs because it took me so long to inventory them. Maybe I should post it online somewhere! TUSCL is moderately helpful but obviously doesn't have info relevant to dancers, not customers.
Maybe this is something we can start. We can have girls at clubs in all the major cities in North America send the needed info and we can put it all together. Hmmm...
If I had the time and the computer knowledge I would definitely do it. Something kind of like Yelp, TUSCL or Wikipedia where anyone can edit and add info as it becomes relevant. It would be AMAZING to put your location in and bring up a list of clubs with their hours, ethnicity of dancers, regulations, stance on traveling dancers, etc. along with personal reviews from individuals who worked there.
I wish there were grippy stockings that I could wear that won't make me slide off the pole. Maybe they're out there, but I don't know about them yet. I heard something about PVC-looking/wet look vinyl stockings so I'll have to look into them more.
^^ like a vagina spray?
How about higher standards for hiring? I'm sorry but one main reason this business is going down the shitter is dancer quality has declined massively. And maybe mandatory IQ tests so we don't get stuff like "Should I bring my fuckbuddy in to see me dance?" or "Do you have friends at the club?"
Te wetlook stuff doesn't grip. You need real latex to grip metal but you won't be able to slide down it too well.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/BLACK-Latex-...item540172a610