Shoot up in the loo when you have to pee, shit and change your tampon.
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Shoot up in the loo when you have to pee, shit and change your tampon.
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When they attempt to give advice, except they just started and you've been there for years.
Sit with a guy for awhile then complain they didn't make money while they accuse you of doing extras because you weren't.
Are skanks and think all strippers are.
You in general, not specific.
Have kleptomania. Seriously, I've seen girls steal thongs, phone chargers, glasses (just why??), pretty much anything that isn't nailed down.
If someone's stealing people's drawers than they need some help, js. >_<
Yeah I've had other dancers steal my hairbrush, toothbrush and paste and even deodorant. Why?
gets all butt hurt when "their" customer wants a dance from you. sorry, but i'm not going to turn down money. we all gotta make a living. a customer cannot be "stolen". i'm not twisting his arm, he can make his own decisions. god, sometimes it just turns jerry springer in the dressing room over that shit.
gets all crazy because you " took their spot" in the dressing room. it doesn't have your name on it, if you didn't get there first, pick a new spot to put all your shit.
make up stuff to customers about you
tell customers you are a prude and not worth it in the lap dance room
I hate it when strippers ask me for shit that they should bring themselves. Wipes, tampons, bottoms. I'm not a fucking vending machine.
I hate it when strippers bitch about being strippers and how much better they are than prostitutes and how they'd never let their daughter do the job or they'd never let their boyfriend/ baby daddy watch strippers. I get that some girls do it for survival, but some of us do it because we fucking like it. We are sex workers, this is not an industry you should get into if you are not okay with it.
I hate it when strippers yell, are obnoxious, start drama... So fucking immature, unnecessary, waste of fucking time. Get in, make money, get the fuck out.
Oh, and, if I don't respond when you talk to me, it means leave me alone, not tell me your fucking life story. I. Don't. Care.
When your with a customer and they come over and start trying to push a "lesbian show".
Drama. I fucking hate drama.
Sit for half an hour with the same guy. Not talking, just sitting. This happens sooooo much where I work now and I just. Do not. Get it.
I hate it when other strippers:
-beg to borrow my clothes/shoes/makeup.
-ask to borrow money.
-talk shit about other strippers.
-act like assholes.
-get stupid loud for no reason.
-do extras.
-steal.
-put other dancers down to feel better about themselves.
-crotch-grab a customer that is obviously on the way to the VIP with me.
-blatantly lie about other dancers to staff/managers.
-tell random strangers about their abortions/fucked up childhood/etc.
-stir the pot and instigate.
I used to work in a club where somebody was always stealing one specific dancer's bras. The weird thing is she was a 28DDD and there was no one else in the club with those measurements or even close to them. It made no sense and I felt bad for her because with those measurements all her bras were expensive custom purchases.
When somebody eats my leftovers while I am busy in the vip.... that I was planning to finish after I am done -_-
Steal things would be the biggest one, and that includes customers by giving them extras or talking shit on you.
Ask you invasive personal questions.
Give you advice when it's not solicited.
oh forgot the biggest stripper no-no..going up to you when you are with a customer and butting it. or plopping down on stage with the guys while they are tipping you and ruining your stage set. i don't see this a lot, but when i do its just so disrespectful. one newbie did it awhile back, and she got eaten alive
Oh I had that happen to me quite often. I didn't scream or get in her face. I graciously invited her to join us and said "We were just discussing the best method for disposing of a body, but first we were wondering if we should salvage some of the organs for the black market. What are your thoughts?" She scurried into the DR, got her shit and ran out the door. ::)
Take too damn long in the bathroom. Why is it whatever you're doing taking 10 minutes? Have some consideration for other girls waiting in line. You're wasting my time and causing me to miss out on my hustle. I had to pee on the fucking sink one time when I started to feel pain. She took so long and she didn't look like she was leaving anytime soon.
They allow guys to feel up on their tits on stage.
C their way into my A & B conversation. No one was talking to you. And this happens a lot with girls I don't know.
Girls that do extras complain about the competition and act like they don't do the same shut
Girls that try to vent to me about their drama between themselves and another stripper (or multiple). I don't care. Not one bit. I'm at work to make money and go home.
All of the above, plus:
When they ask you those invasive personal questions, in front of customers, then try for sympathy from the customer while you are still sitting there b/c 'you were so mean!'
Extras girls, those who do them & those who pressure other girls to do them.
Bragging at the top of their voices abt the buttload they made off of one customer -- both the noise they make & the fact that they are making it. Just so crass on all lvls.
Rubbing their bare pussy on the pole or otherwise doing pole tricks w/o their bits covered. It makes the pole smelly & God knows what they might have. Idk what anyone says abt brass sm how repelling bacteria, that is Fking Nasty.
Slather on lotion or body oils, then get a 'tude when told to towel that shit off b4 sm1 slips in the slick spots they are inevitably going to leave onstage.
Loud strippers is one of my pet peeves as well. I don't understand why girls need to be so goddamn fucking loud?! I remember one night I had just gotten to work and had gotten into an argument with the valet because he made me move my car 3 fucking times... I was trying to chill out and get into my stripper mode, and as soon as I got into the DR I heard these three girls EEEEHHHH! AHHHHHH! They were literally screeching at the top of their lungs to the point it was hurting my ears. If you want to be loud go outside. There's honestly no reason to be hanging out talking in the DR anyway! I mean if the club is totally dead that's one thing, but girls who just hang out and chatter loudly all night in the DR drive me fucking crazy.
And we had three new girls audition and rub theirs vags all over the pole this week. DISGUSTING. There are plenty of pole tricks that involve only arm to pole contact!
Girls who are overly bitchy and rude to new girls. You are obviously insecure and don't make money if you feel like you have to be mean to someone just bc they are new.
Girls who blatantly perform moves that break the law (licking anither girl's vag) during a double dance right on the floor. Gross.
Girls who are OBVIOUSLY messed up on painkillers. They make me sad and make customers think they can ask me for drugs and if I do drugs.
Girls that spend all their money on shoes, clothes, alcohol and then complaint they have no money for rent etc.
Girls, that try to recruit for a pimp.. With all the house fees, why makes her think I will want someone else to take my money, specially if they haven't done shit. If I need "security", I have the bouncers.
Girls that would bug you to tell them your real name, and if for some reason they get a hold of it, they would call you by it in front of the customers.