Funny story from yesterday's shift
Had to share this because it's just one of the weirdest things I have had happen recently.
A customer I used to regularly sit with and make money off of, but don't sit with anymore, had the waitress buy me a drink and invite me over. He starts chatting with me about how I am the best, my job outside the club, etc. Then he says, "You know what I love about you, is that you always answer the phone when I call." ...
I have never given this guy my number or spoken to him on the phone. I previously thought he was a mentally stable person, but he either 1) Was so drunk he thought I was someone else (unlikely because he remembered many details of my other job), or 2) He talks to another girl on the phone thinking he is talking to me.
My mind was blown. I just smiled, nodded, told him I had to use the bathroom and then never came back. He had already tipped me anyway.