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Could explain Why It Seems Men Don't Read What Your Cam Room Tells Them
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Omg I should type out my entire profile like that! HAHA!! The smart ones would think it was funny, and the fucktards would think I was foreign speaking! :D
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Hah.
I've been thinking about making my profile one of those "you have to read to the end of this page, or else the ghost of some creepy dead chick will murder you in your bed" ... "now count to 30 and make a wish" things.
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Men don't read shit unless you put everything in ALL CAPS, or put a naked woman next to the words. :P
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reversecowgirl
Omg I should type out my entire profile like that! HAHA!! The smart ones would think it was funny, and the fucktards would think I was foreign speaking! :D
I don't believe the ability to read it or not is a indication of intelligence... it's just that different minds work differently.
A good example would be savants. They may have extraordinary abilities yet most have very low IQ scores.
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^I'm pretty sure she didn't mean it like that...
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Originally Posted by
tropo
I don't believe the ability to read it or not is a indication of intelligence... it's just that different minds work differently.
A good example would be savants. They may have extraordinary abilities yet most have very low IQ scores.
Yeah. Sorry you took it that way. To me, a fucktard is any man that doesn't bother to read our profiles yet comes into cam room asking questions that the answers are plainly written out and in clear view on profiles. Has nothing to do with intelligence, you're exactly right. It's more a common sense/lazy thing.
I took this post and my response as a fun, joke, lighthearted deal. My bad.
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I think they do read profiles but if they know everything they don't have an opening line. That's why on some sites men will just hit private and then I'm like whoa this guy didn't even say anything because he didn't have to. He read the profile knew what I offered and just hit the button. The questionnare types tend to not spend anyways. They read your profile but they just want free interaction and what better way to get it than asking questions that have already been answered.
Those are the ones that you ignore and they keep asking ' are you there?" hello will you do it bb? Hello?? Guess you don't want my money = empty wallet.
it's like the guys that compliment you one too many times and you already know that third compliment =BROKE. So you just stop responding and focus your attention elsewhere and like clockwork he leaves or worse he then either asks you a question already answered on your profile or goes into begging.
For these guys that don't read my profile I tend to say " PROFILE".
I remember one guy said "Yeah I know but I'm asking you" I want to hear it from you. So I responded with we don't always get what we want ... as I said .. "PROFILE"!. i say it high pitched like I'm screaming out MURDERER! lol.
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I also wanted to add that this could also explain why, or how we, as cam models can often times get confused by what a guy types.
It makes sense that if his 1st and last letters are mixed up, then the question he's asking seems uninteresting, or 'ban' worthy. Especially if he doesn't use any punctuation marks. :chat:
We've all seen texts on our phones that seem to say one thing, but the person sending it means something entirely different.
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Men read?
Been in the adult biz for 20 years, one thing I've learned is very few men read. I get asked DAILY how big my tits are. Even when my name Samantha38g is at the top of the page.
Then when I make fun of them they get all upset. LMAO
Men don't read. So girls with all the information posted, all that thinking & writing they did to be sweet & informative is just for themselves. Men are visual. They see a pretty face, cute tits, an ass they want to bite & that is all they need to know. Ones who want to know more but to lazy to read rarely ever convert into a sale. They are the guys looking for a fake relationship & trying to bs you.
When they can't type & have all kind of typing errors, I just assumed they used their dicks to write out the message.
Smooches,
Sam
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Sam38g
When they can't type & have all kind of typing errors, I just assumed they used their dicks to write out the message.
I love this so much!!!
It explains the "I have no idea what the hell that says" moments, which are on a totally different level than the "this guy is clearly hunt-and-pecking with one hand" moments.
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Originally Posted by
reversecowgirl
Yeah. Sorry you took it that way. To me, a fucktard is any man that doesn't bother to read our profiles yet comes into cam room asking questions that the answers are plainly written out and in clear view on profiles. Has nothing to do with intelligence, you're exactly right. It's more a common sense/lazy thing.
I took this post and my response as a fun, joke, lighthearted deal. My bad.
No problem. I've never had a profile on most sites I work on and if I do have one it's the standard one, nothing extra. I don't even put up a gallery. Perhaps it's laziness, but I don't feel it makes any difference.
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I had a guy the other day with such a ginormous dick, when he leaned forward to type I could totally not tell if the was pecking with fingers or dick. Now THAT is talent.
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lmao.
men don't read they stair at my bio pictures.
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Here was my Goldshow text a few weeks ago:
"Kneenus Gold show. I will maturbate my very sexual knee skin for 7 minutes!"
+ my topic "Kneenus gold show starting soon. Only the most sexual of people will enjoy this."
I usually do weird Goldshows when I get fed up with the trollers and time wasters.
It was a $1 show for 7 minutes. Had 10 people chip in right away.
AFTER the guy chipped in he starts saying "Oh bb your getting me all worked up. I can't wait to see your pussy" (btw, I was just sitting there and not being sexual at all)
Me: "Oh I'm glad your getting all worked up from my kneenus"
Guy: "Can I see it"
Me: "Well I don't want you to cum before the show."
Guy: "Just start the show now bb"
Me: "I'll be starting it soon. I'm so horny to masturbate my kneenus"
Guy: "Yeah fuck that pussy hard BB for me?"
Me: "Oh there won't be any of that in this Goldshow. Did you read my topic?"
Guy: "Whats a kneenus"
Me: "It's the skin on your knee. It's a very sexual part. I bet you will cum right away"
Guy: "WTF?!?!"
He stayed for the whole show though haha. A lot of guys had fun and said that they "came" the cam was on my freaking knee the whole time while I rubbed it and groaned. I totally got off to the fact that the guys didn't read my Goldshow text OR my room topic before chipping in. But it brightened my day haha. I taught them a lesson ;)
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^^^^ LMAO that is AWESOME!!!
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Originally Posted by
smaddy
Here was my Goldshow text a few weeks ago:
"Kneenus Gold show. I will maturbate my very sexual knee skin for 7 minutes!"
+ my topic "Kneenus gold show starting soon. Only the most sexual of people will enjoy this."
I usually do weird Goldshows when I get fed up with the trollers and time wasters.
It was a $1 show for 7 minutes. Had 10 people chip in right away.
AFTER the guy chipped in he starts saying "Oh bb your getting me all worked up. I can't wait to see your pussy" (btw, I was just sitting there and not being sexual at all)
Me: "Oh I'm glad your getting all worked up from my kneenus"
Guy: "Can I see it"
Me: "Well I don't want you to cum before the show."
Guy: "Just start the show now bb"
Me: "I'll be starting it soon. I'm so horny to masturbate my kneenus"
Guy: "Yeah fuck that pussy hard BB for me?"
Me: "Oh there won't be any of that in this Goldshow. Did you read my topic?"
Guy: "Whats a kneenus"
Me: "It's the skin on your knee. It's a very sexual part. I bet you will cum right away"
Guy: "WTF?!?!"
He stayed for the whole show though haha. A lot of guys had fun and said that they "came" the cam was on my freaking knee the whole time while I rubbed it and groaned. I totally got off to the fact that the guys didn't read my Goldshow text OR my room topic before chipping in. But it brightened my day haha. I taught them a lesson ;)
I love you so much