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After you've faked being sick so the manager will let you leave early, and all the other girls are giving you the death stare as you get dressed.
Trying to seduce a customer into buying a dance...
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To the overly drunk customers who can't even walk without falling over...
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How I feel when working during that time of the month...
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^ omg I love that show.
"DID YOU TRY TURNING IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN?"
^ What show is it?
When seeing a dirty thong a stripper left on the dressing room floor out in the open...
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How I feel about alot of customers...
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"Can I take you out for a date? I'm not interested in lap dances. I just want to get to know you..."
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Time for some Lucille Bluth gifs!
http://i.giphy.com/qMDvt69lEC448.gif
When repeatedly banking completely destroys your concept of what things normally cost
http://i.giphy.com/bRi1sMN9TYwAo.gif
When the new girl is wearing something utterly ridiculous
http://i.giphy.com/AQDyGWoVuJ0Qg.gif
When you find $20s in your stage tips
http://i.giphy.com/I1mDA4dGGjbnW.gif
When you work in a juice bar and the manager walks in the dressing room right as you take a sip of "water" from your "water bottle"
^ That first one lol
http://i.imgur.com/aQh0a7C.mp4when you and ur girl successfully do a double dance ( or 2 friends in the champagne room, and bank)
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You watch as a notorious hustler sits with a prime $$$ customer who told you, "Maybe later." They're getting along well, he's smiling... Oh, no, he's pulling out his wallet! Are they getting up to go to VIP?! Damn it!
Even better when I'm the hustler and I see the girl watching me ^
Attachment 40454 That feeling as you walk out the front doors of the club
"I can't get a dance........blah blah blah" expecting me to stand there for a long-winded explanation
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[ScarlettKitten- not sure if this one worked, had to save as video cause as image was an invalid file, Hope it worked cause its fucken funny :D]
Leaving a non-tipping stage after an unappreciated performance
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When customers start coming into the club after a slow start the dancers 'be like' .... http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CmJNvOVLS7...+DizzyPony.gif
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