When another dancer tries to cutthroat you and steal your customer...
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When another dancer tries to cutthroat you and steal your customer...
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Making your customer wait as you count the money he just paid you...
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How you imagine male strippers...
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I love these! I've bookmarked this for when I need a good laugh :)
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Can I have your number?"
"Can I suck on those?"
"Let me lick it."
"Let me touch it."
"Just a little."
"Come here!"
"Come on!"
"Kiss me!"
"No one will see!"
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I love this thread!
When the club has a ridiculous rule you can't understand...
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When a customer keeps asking you if you'll have sex with him for "x" amount of money...
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When you go on 2 stages, dance your ass off, but don't make a single dollar during your set...
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When you glide into the club...
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Trying to spin around a pole while drunk as fuck...
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OMG the obama one!! LOL
Trying to maintain your coolness while trying to not slip in your 7 inch heels on stage...
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Attachment 37497When a drunk customer climbs on stage, starts dancing, and you kick them off.
When you are giving a vip dance and other people sitting near you dont accept your offer for a dance but watch you give another customer a danceAttachment 37498
The day after giving a string of dances to a very overweight manAttachment 37499
When sweatpants man sits down and motions for you to come over.Attachment 37500
squabbles in the dressing room over who gets to sit where or where to keep your things on the counterAttachment 37501
my reaction to the manager trying having me come in on a no money day...Attachment 37503 ;D
lol sorry that last one was huge!
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How I feel when my feet hurt on stage and someone gives me a dollar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBesnhei-Vs
LMAO!!! that terrior face is he supposed to look sad??
here is mine, for when a customer that is into worship, wants to serve you and asks what he can do for you
Stripper #1 OMGIMADE SOOO SOSO MUCH MONEY TONIGHT!!! RANDO STRIPPER #2 OMG IM GOING TO kill my boyfriend, hes not even answering his phone, ETC ETC ETC ETC Attachment 37523