Customer Revenge stories!
Sorry if there is a thread like this already. I couldn't find one. Just wanted to hear some girls' favorite acts of revenge on asshole customers. Here's some of mine:
FAT asshole was staring at me so I approach him for a dance. He goes "It's like I told the last girl, your tits aren't big enough for me." He was clearly getting off on rejecting the girls because he's a real life loser. I grabbed his man tit and said "But honey your tits are big enough for the both of us!" laughed and walked away. The look on his face was priceless.
A regular customer at my old club was a mutual friend of my ex boyfriend's parents. He somehow figured it out and TOLD them about my job (they're very conservative) which caused all kinds of drama in my life. The next time he came in I put on the crocodile tears for my manager, made up something about him assaulting me and had him permanently banned. As far as I know his name/picture are still on the "may not enter" list. :)
Some asshole at my stage was yelling at me to put my tits in his mouth. Instead he got "sexy" super hard scratches all up his back when I noticed his wedding band. He complained that his wife would see them. Whoops.
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Dayumm! Bad ass bitch ^^ right here}:D
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Lol. A customer who is another girl's sugar daddy is in our club day in and day out. Probably because he is worried she will find a better sugar. He said to me after stage one day "we were discussing it, and you should get implants!" I said "well me and your gf were discussing it, and you should get a dick implant!" Fucker.
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I used a new brand self tanner the night before a best legs competition at a dive and it brought out previously unnoticeable stretch marks. Right after I'd lost the contest without even a runner up prize (for the first since I'd worked there unfortunately), I hustled a group of late 30's/early 40's guys for dances. The asshole of the bunch said he would have voted for me if it weren't for my stretch marks. I pretended to be chagrined while eyeing him over for a potential source of insecurity. After dancing for all of his friends, I told him I liked his hair, which was right at the first stage of balding. His demeanor broke and he gave a genuine smile for the first time. After he paid for his dances I ran my fingers through it and said, "Don't worry, you have another few years before you lose enough that it will hurt your chances with a woman like me. But by then you'll be old enough that it won't really matter, right?" My self tanner washed off in a few days, but he'll be staring at his shower drain every day until it's all gone }:D
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Had a customer stiff me $60 last summer for the two dances he got from me b/c I was a ROB i.e. would not let him lick me. He threw a monumental temper tantrum right there in the private dance area, so loud the dj heard him over the music & called a mgr. Mgr made a not-quite-half-assed attempt to collect my $$ but really couldn't care less since, the way their VIP setup worked, the club had already gotten its cut. That POS customer got to walk right out the door w/o paying me, but in his righteous anger he forgot abt his expensive leather jacket ... which he had left on the chair in the VIP ... even tho he had left nothing in its pockets, probably didn't keep much in there anyway since I nvr saw him rearranging his effects b4 the whole CF happened, I took that jacket home w/ me & was delighted to learn after looking up the item # that it was A LOT more pricey than his miserable $60.
I was known at the two main clubs I worked in TX for my deadly accuracy when clocking customers who grabbed me where they shouldn't. Idk if I would file this under revenge or just plain wonderful karma, but one guy tried to finger me onstage & I kicked him so hard upside the face that he literally spun around a couple times as he fell to the floor. The spin was probably aided by his being pretty drunk, & as the bouncer was dragging him to his feet & toward the door I thought there would actually be cartoon birdies flapping around his head. The revenge/karma part came later that evening when the bouncer pulled me aside to congratulate me -- it was not intentional on my part, but when he kicked the guy out he saw blood around his mouth, & that was when they realised I had knocked out two of his teeth.