That's funny! I had some guy in pvt once who wanted to buy my headboard and he was all the way in Australia!.. I was like! you can get it at Pottery Barn.. no big deal dude!
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Somebody from CMD put a screwdriver through his dick...
A long time custie bought 2 long shows from me, but didn't want them to end, even though he hit his limit (and put me over my daily goal~thank You very much)
He suggested that I break the sites rules, and give him my personal number so we can go on chatting.
Um, no. :no: NEVER gonna happen pal!
Besides. I'm sick of your mug. I have a steak marinating in the fridge that's calling my name.:smiley_co
Thats awesome glam! Glad you had a great night, :)
Hope you make up for it in no time. Im sure youll do well.
Yesterday some jackass comes into my room (why am I starting to feel like a lot of my posts start out this way? LOL!)......
I've got my "crew" in there and this guy tells me my rates are too high. I tell him I am worth every penny... He then starts asking for a "sale" (wtf?! This isn't Walmart asshole!), then asks again for a discount. I tell him if he can't afford it he may want to keep looking around. One of my regs jumps in and says"WTF?! You can't negotiate beauty, she's not a used car you asshole!!" Said asshole leaves room quickly. I swear I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
Had a guy in pvt, and the story:
He asked if I do escort (I don't) than he explained how much he respect girls, who do that on a "higher level".
That s a nice thing (than keep paying for them dude) , I said, coz women, who work in adult business... the less we see is respect, I think.
Than he explains, how hot is he, he is damn hot. And he is a doctor, and just fucked one of his students in the hospital! (sexy place huh? :D)The girl was so into him, in the whole time. I belived him anyway, It shappening that hot guys show up sometimes.
Than, he opened his cam, and looked:
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somehow like this! :D
On the "highest point" he pointed the camera on his dick, wich was like my little finger.
He was not a "bad" customer anyway...
And I wish, to have an ego , like his. :D
The opposite: I had a guy yesterday, and first I ve just seen, he sniffing a long line of coke. I was like cool, it s relaxing to see that. :D
Soon, he picked up his phone, and it was covered with coke. (Not a little part of it, it was everywhere) He made huge lines - just what u can imagine, a lot of them, and sniffed them all - one, after another.
I told, I ve never seen that amount in one piece , and asked if his next step ll be to bring a whole bag?
And he showed a small bag , wich was full. So Sick, lol. :D
Btw, he is a dj, and manager. I listened a few of his songs, they were great, and well made.
Best pvt, I had in my 7 yrs. (He was not like a guy who use shit, than get out of his mind, like an idiot - but a *cultured* user. So yeah, it was really nice, and he stayed long)
Maybe I should copy this into Camming Rocks? :D
Got told I look like Ivanka Trump last night, a definite first. I wish I could feel flattered by that because I have always thought she was beautiful even when I was a teen, but the guy must have had cataracts because we look nothing alike. And that's not me being modest, our faces literally look nothing alike.
I tripped over my WiFi box and cut the net out and ended a private accidently. I was so annoyed!
I put white socks on over my white stockings to do some chores around the house. When I got back on cam, I forgot to remove my socks. I realized it when I laid back and my socks were showing. Oops!
Had someone ask if he could ship me his ex wife's wedding dress to do roleplay in.
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I had a cokehead from australia log on go exclusive and just asked me questions about women. I figured out real quick he wanted some sph too...fine by me. First time I ever drained someones wallet dry on SM. Hope he comes back someday. He was really hard to understand though...thick accent.
I had a reg buy his usual "Show me your pregnant Belly" show, but then only Rate me a '3'.:O
Why?? I had it removed, but it's his loss. Now I'm going to have to block him.
Omg I had a guy do this to me too the other day, he is a guy that regularly goes into pvt and just spies on whatever it is I'm doing with someone else and he usually stays a while and always rates me 5 stars. Then the other day he rates me a 3 and he had stayed in the show for a while too! Like you never even fucking talk, how am I supposed to appease you? And if you didn't like it so much why keep sitting through it? I blocked his ass.
A new guy asked if I wanted to watch him come.
Of course, I told him.
He turned on his cam, and all I saw was a woman sucking him off. Lol!
I told him how sexy that was to see ( it wasn't really, but, ya know, less work for me) . He gave me the thumb's up.
Totally unexpected. Totally added variety to my day.:)
Thats awesome glam, last night some guy turned on his cam he had cut out a hole in a melon and had it in his hands fucking it and i was like holy shit thats a first.LOL
LOL i know glam it was funny , was hard for me to contain from laughing but in my head im thinking thats a big melon and why the hell is he letting it go to waste that could of been ate. It was huge. haha was one of the strangest c2c yet.
The last time I was on I had a guy come in my room and first he wanted me to cry (should have been the first warning, but...), so I told him I couldn't really cry on command. He then said he wanted to fuck me in the ass but I better not look at him. So, just playing around, I was like, that will be hard because I have a tattoo of eyes on my neck. Then, he says he is going to cut my eyes out. WTF? So I'm like, wow dude, harsh and banned him. Crazy fuckers!