Haha im sure that was alot of fun for you some guys have some pretty wild imaginations.Yea i agree its like when they ask do you do roleplay and you think oh wonder what this is going to be now.. lol
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lol i have seen couples on c2c before... It is uncomfortable at first but I find it so damn much fun after ! and they always stay a lot in private. And I just watch most of the times & comment haha. Homemade porn tough ? I don't think i would like that either: just keep it for yourself guys !
I had my first real fetish guy on SM. It was great.
Thats good you got another show, you always make me laugh maybe it will be easy show if you just keep the cam on the closeup.. good idea,be like the dentist says.. open wide or hell you be the director and tell them what to do easy that way as well and still making money haha
Today was a morons galore. I was pissed off already at all the SAS I had to read, when someone took me pvt and asked what size were the biggest and the smallest cocks I'd had. And there I lost it.
Me: *grabbing a notepad with my measurements from the crafting/camming cabinet* Ok give me a minute, I need to consult my book of cock statistics.
Him: lol do you actually have one?
Me: *in a surprised voice* Well, all of us do! For your info, ladies' handbags include a special pocket to store condoms *take a pack from the camming drawer*, a ruler *get one out of a crafting drawer* and a book to maintain the records! *point at the measurement book*. Well, rulers are actually for newbies. This *show a slide caliper* is more accurate. Size queens use tailor meters *show one*.
Him:...
Me: Wait, have you never been measured? That's a shame, means you haven't been with a real woman yet! A smart lady keeps records of all her dicks, so if a man asks what's the biggest dick she's had or how big his cock is on the 1 to 10 scale, she can give him a quick and accurate answer!
Him: Lol you must be kidding me.
Me: Well yes I am. We don't measure cocks. In fact, I have no idea what size was the biggest one I've had.
Him: *tips 20 Gold* Well got to admit it was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Thanks!
Cammed on Skype with another cam model and a dude with a gigantic penis. It was neat. NOW my SPH guy and him want to do a show together where I cuckold the SPH guy and talk about the other dude's massive dick. $$ Sweet
Not really anything. I haven't been making much money... I've been kind of depressed and been going through hella stress, I think it's starting to show on camera how unhappy I've been lately. It sucks!!!
The last time I cammed a dude tipped me $20 to take 2 custom photos and I looked today on my Project Maenad profile page- he hasn't looked at it once yet. o.O
I guess I'm that 1%...I can cum by simply brushing my nipples, rubbing them, punching them, having them licked. I love it.
I'm kind of backwards...I JUST learned how to cum from penetration:-X
Last time I was on cam this guy wanted me to see his cam so he can show me his "9 inch cock" but either I wasn't seeing the option to do this or he wasn't seeing it. We spent about 20 minutes in private going back and forth with each other saying "I don't see an option for it on my end." He ended up ending the private and watching me in free chat...I felt bad. He ended up tipping me again as he was leaving and said how he was going to fantasy about me while fucking his wife. :O<---literally my face after that comment.
Last time I cammed (before today) I was having a dreadful time. Somebody asked me for a meet and I responded by looking so absolutely despondent that he actually took me into exclusive chat for two minutes just to apologize. :beady:
Today I came across someone with a heart fetish which was new even to me. He had me roleplay that I was a heart-obsessed succubus seducing him by describing my heart and then pulling his heart out of his chest and adding it to my collection. I love that I can do stuff like this with a completely straight face. Unusual roleplays are the best. He was very satisfied, hehe.
My room topic on SM says "Hot topic: Fallout 4".
Tried a Fallout 4 roleplay with someone.
Ended up arguing on how the BoS jumpsuit worked aka how one undoes those.
Agreed to meet the next day I'm on after having gamed some for the reference.
I'm in the game now, and can't figure it out.
The last time I cammed (which was last night) I felt like shit. I was super bloated and crabby but I pushed my ass on cam. Shark week decided to get heavy during a show where I bled through my tampon and onto my very white office chair. >< Thankfully I played it off and the customer stayed longer than expected. I'm afraid he saw but left 5 stars so no worry there. I wanted to clean up and log off but instead I cleaned up and got myself the fuck back on.
Thinking that it would be a long, drawn out shift I decided to change my rates back to $9.99/8.99 and glad I did. No one complained about my rates and lots of clients surprised me by taking me pvt and exl. Weirdly I didn't get any tips for twerking but all the shows made up for a goldless shift. I also got long texts sessions, a few phone sessions, and some awesome affiliate cash from my other eggs. All good came from me just putting myself out there to receive even though I felt like shit.
Also, the weed helped and I noticed I was on the 1st row for the first time ever even though it was short lived. I dropped back down to rows 5 or so but these last few weeks have me the highest on SM I've ever been. The last time I cammed was wonderful.
Why do guys ask this? I usually say to them, "when was the last time a girl you fucked said wait a minute I need to measure you and took out a measuring tape." Like seriously, this just doesn't happen. And then they respond, "well, can you guess?" Sure, I can guess but I am very terrible at guessing sizes unless it comes to boobs because at least then I have a frame of reference. Or sometimes if I am in a goofy mood, I will say 15 inches with a completely neutral face.
The last time I cammed was peculiarly slow. I logged onto SM for about 50 min and got no pvts or tips whatsoever. I decided to log off but stay on my other sites. Surprisingly one of my phone lines I rarely log into was popping with an easy reg. He kept calling so much I ended up making $100 off of him alone. I'm hoping to make it happen a lot more as he's always looking for me but I've been super lazy when it comes to pso work. I also got a quickie indy show but that was about it. I ended up crashing super early in the morning but I'm glad I got on even thought I didn't make my goal. Looking forward to this crazy next 170 days where I plan on challenging myself to do better so that the last time I cam will be great.
Yep, I told a guy I don't know ANY women who have measured their lover's penis. I was like, Really? You really think we do this? Why do presumably mostly straight guys come in here wanting to talk about dicks dicks dicks? He said it's a pride thing, I'm like no it's a juvenile, insecure thing.
Silly boys
Was in the middle of an exclusive show, pounding myself. Got up to switch positions and nearly tripped, and breathed through my nose really hard and shot a snot rocket all over my keyboard. He left. Whoops lol
When they ask what kinds of roleplay you like, most of the times it's them looking for something illegal but unwilling to be the first ones to bring it up (because they know damn well it can get them reported). I usually answer "safe and legal". Sometimes, when I'm in a goofy mood, I suggest outright weird roleplays just for gits and shiggles (like game/anime/fantasy characters or a reversed porn scenario where the plumber is a woman and the client is a nerdy guy). Sometimes the tactics works - for example, it got me the guys who had me play a shapeshifting tentacle monster alien and a girl from a Romanian brothel who was in fact a 500-year-old Transylvanian vampire.
A new custie with the screen name 'GloveLover' wanted me to put on latex gloves.
During the Exclusive as I was putting them on, I wanted to add to the dead silence, so I said,
"If the glove does not fit,You must acquit."
Apparently he didn't think that was funny, and logged out.
Oh, well.:rotfl::rotfl:
Lol I've been looking for the perfect thread to put this in, cuz I've gotta share the hilariousness of what just happened. So I'm in the middle of a private on cams. I live alone so I had the door to my room open. The front of my body is facing the door, while my ass was facing the computer behind me. I'm minding my business while showing off my lady parts when all the sudden out of the corner of my eye on the screen, I see a man in dark clothing standing in my door way!!! Mind you, I'm turned around looking at the computer behind me.... So my heart literally drops inside of my chest.... I live alone so I'm like a deer in head lights freaking out on the inside, my face probably turned to stone and I was scared as shit to turn around because I'm trying to figure out how quickly I can go from playing with myself to grabbing the nearest weapon..... and then I moved my head..... and I noticed that it wasn't a man in the doorway.....It was my long ass hair behind me, and the position I was standing in made it appear to be centered right in my doorway . smh dude in my private left... either because he came, or the freaked out look on my face scared him off. I had to log off after that, cuz even though I was having a good ass laugh at myself, I was physically shaking....
I had a repeat customer on SM, Take me private But there were so many peepers I suggested he take me to exclusive. But while he was waiting in my chat room so many guys Started coming into my private and kept me there for 20 minutes. When I came back to chat, he had disappeared. And then I had to log out to have dinner so boo hoo for me .Oh well, at least I made a good amount of money from the people that were in there for the longest time.