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Why didn't you tell him to take a shower?
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Hate to say it but I don't think it's the occupation of some guys (not that the blue collar ones aren't the most annoying and cheap) but I think it's their weight and possible std causing them to smell like that. The ones I've noticed that have that god awful smell are the fat guys. It's gross. Literally one of the many reasons I switched to body rubs. Something that smells that disgusting can't be good for anyones health.
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Of course you are right, but these dumbasses off backpage have no common sense or consideration. And yes, it has a lot to do with their job. The more educated ones from a higher tax bracket wouldn't dream of showing up being unshowered or filthy. Most of them work at a desk or at a job that doesn't cause them to get all sweaty and greasy in the first place.I had to tell one young guy that he couldn't come over anymore because he worked construction and would want to come on his lunchbreak. He would refuse to shower "because he didn't have time." Well, I didn't have time for him after he second time he came over with a smelly sac. That was that. These guys are fucking morons. Bottom Line- Don't show up to my place expecting any type of release if you smell. And I don't care what you ladies say- I much prefer to spend my time with Doctors, Lawyers, Bankers etc. They smell better, are smarter and a hell of a lot more considerate in so many ways. Sigh............. I know it comes with the territory when working off low class bp, but I really hate it when grease monkies etc. come knocking on my door. Stupid bastards! And, yeah- you are right. I am about to start making all of them take mandatory showers. I cannot stand their stinking dumbasses!! :O
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I always offer everyone a shower and they usually take it, most guys like to be clean. I have soap and clean towels for all my clients as well as some mouth wash which I ask them to use if they are hoping for DFK. I make a point of saying that I'm a clean freak and ask it of everywhere so please not to be offended, as some guys do become offended at even the suggestion of a shower (but calm down once I say something like "no no, I'm just trying to offer a luxury service and feel a nice warm shower goes along with that").
But yes, I have had some horribly smelly ones, I think it's a mixture of being very fat with lots of sweat and fluids gathering in a hot, wet space, as well as being uncircumcised... put it together and it honestly it a smell that will make you sick. It's on par with some of the guys who have wanted DFK and honestly have the MOST DISGUSTING BREATH I HAVE EVER SMELT IN MY MOTHERFUCKING LIFE. Like, if you know you want to kiss someone for a booking, why not brush your teeth, not eating a meal that will make you stink, or take a fucking altoid beforehand? I am a smoker and love me some garlic and onions, but don't eat either when I'm working and make sure I cut down not the cigs and ALWAYS brush my teeth and ways with mouthwash before a meeting.