I was joking, lol. because I'm smurfette.
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Comparing him to my lipstick "look my lipstick is bigger than that little baby dick you call a penis. Looks like it never grew. What happened?
- How the hell do you masturbate?? Just fill up a thimble with Vaseline and go at it?
- Thank god you're not a nudist...you'd have bird flying at your worm of a dick every minute. I bet it wouldn't even be able fill them up!
- That's what you've been wanting to show me this whole time? I can barely even see that...what IS it? That's not a fucking dick it's the smallest "pigs in a blanket" I've ever seen.
I just got a message here on SW from a tiny dick, saying he needs some sph. HAHAAHA yeah we should delete this entire thing and all our names/posts. LMAO fuck
^^ I think we all got that.
name is JG something or GJ idk I didn't respond. lol!!!
Ha, I got that message too.
Report him for solicitating. And being creepy. This is supposed to be our creeper free oasis.
Deleted mine I think. Glad I didn't post my good ones :)
Im deaf, so I tell them their penises are so small and I use em for my hearing aids. haha
after i was talking about his pebble balls.. as he came i said "an eye dropper couldn't even suck up that nut" and he busted out laughing... and so did i. lol.
Your cock is so small you use finger cots for protection.
YOur cock is so small you'd have to fuck me in the ear to make me feel something.
I have trouble when it comes to SPH. Those of you that do SPH, what do you say to the guys? Could I get some ideas or examples please?
I've only done a small bit of sph, mostly with a repeat customer but he really liked me to literally laugh at his penis with a few good zings thrown in to humiliate him more. I got pretty good reactions from 'baby dick' and 'aww, Its like a dick, only smaller'.
I have a teeny tiny 3 inch dildo and a huge inhumam sized one...i use them like puppets to make fun of small dicks. Lol
just google SPH Erotica, read the stories or skip to the dialouge and just copy some.
This thread comes in handy, sometimes i find myself short on what else to say lol even more when they got a huge cock and they want SPH hmm
"What's up pinky packer?!" is normally my opening line
I have so so many lines and I always thought I sucked at SPH! One of my favorites is "Have you considered a sex change? It would make a better clit and its not like you can fuck anyone with it."
"Should I check your ID? Im not convinced you have actually gone through puberty"
Mostly I find they like to hear that girls laugh at them or that no one wants them or would ever fuck them. How disappointing it must be to go through life knowing that you will never make a girl feel good etc.
I have even told them to just kill themselves but I stopped doing that cause I felt like it was going a bit far and more into grey areas.
lmao i love this. My favorite line to use is "That's not even a fucking penis, that little tic tac you got there. And then i call him tic tac dick throughout the whole session lol. idk how i came up with that
OMG! Best line, ever!
http://i.imgur.com/CFHnkYq.gif
It is not a line but it's related to sph LOL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQDwhAK95ds
I could play Battleship with that tiny peg!