Weirdest Things You've Overheard In Public
* A little old man in a Starbucks attempting to talk a college-aged young woman into taking long term financial assistance from him. My theory was he was trying to leverage himself into the place of a sugardaddy with an innocent female who wasn't aware that she could hustle him. The female was overly nice and kind about turning his offer down.
* A crack dealer in a Las Vegas casino talking to himself and jumping up and down in the elevator. I avoided getting in his elevator car.
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Sure the little old man wasn't just looking for a nurse?
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At the supermarket. In the '10 items or less' lane. Guy in front of me is on the phone.
He says "Yah, I just got out. 10 freeking years man, cant believe it." - that grabbed my attention. I look him up and down.
It's August but he is deathly pale. His clothing still had the fold marks, he just bought it all. Brand new walmart sneakers.
He continues "I bought a phone, and now I'm at the supermarket." Pause. Then "well if I see that bitch I'm gonna kill her".
His turn at the checkout, he buys a carton of smokes, jumbo box of condoms, and three porno magazines.
I felt like it was a lost scene of Pulp Fiction.
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LuvlyDancer
At the supermarket. In the '10 items or less' lane. Guy in front of me is on the phone.
He says "Yah, I just got out. 10 freeking years man, cant believe it." - that grabbed my attention. I look him up and down.
It's August but he is deathly pale. His clothing still had the fold marks, he just bought it all. Brand new walmart sneakers.
He continues "I bought a phone, and now I'm at the supermarket." Pause. Then "well if I see that bitch I'm gonna kill her".
His turn at the checkout, he buys a carton of smokes, jumbo box of condoms, and three porno magazines.
I felt like it was a lost scene of Pulp Fiction.
Y I K E S!!!!!!
Re- the little old man in the Starbucks- life has taught me that old people can be more dangerous than young thugs because they are so clever and deceptively weak-appearing. I figured if the guy was looking for a nurse he could have gone to an appropriate authority and gotten referred to a proper Nurse (just maybe not a good looking one.) It was a weird sounding convo I had to make sure I didn't get caught eavsdropping on...I also thought he might have convinced himself she was a long lost relative. Who knows, she opted out of dealing with him.
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Well, I was in a grocery store, & they were doing a price check on a bottle of liquor, the one (male) clerk says, "what size is it"? & the other (female) clerk said, "I don't know, but it's pretty big"!