Originally Posted by
SweetJulia
"I'm friends with the owner/manager/host."-you mean he said hi to you once?
"What can I do in VIP?"-whatever it is, I'm gonna get you kicked out and keep the money.
"Are you on birth control?"-cuz this is a whore house, not a strip club.
"How much for sex?"-more than you'll earn in your lifetime.
"If I was your boyfriend, I wouldn't let you do this."-if you were my boyfriend, I'd have to be blind, which would make stripping mighty dangerous.
"Where can I score some drugs?"-hell, where can *I* score some to deal with guys like you?
"Who does extras?"-no one that looks this good. Or, your mother.
"Go get (insert name here)"-I'm gonna literally scream "tip me" until you do.