Ohh I forgot some!
"Do you get horny during lap dances?"
"Can I try to make you cum during a dance?"
"If I meet you outside of here I can make you feel better than ANYONE else you have EVER been with!!!"
That last one always gets me lol I even giggled when I was typing it it's so ridiculous!! Its always the very overweight, middle age, disgusting bad breath guys too. Soooo gross and absurd!!

