In response to an earlier post where the customer asked a dancer if she was on birth control...with my twisted sense of humor I just now came up with the perfect response to that. If a customer says "are you on birth control?" you could say "nope, but your mom is! Go get 'em, Oedipus!" and then walk away, since those types of custies tend to have mommy issues haha. He'll go home and cry about it.

