I'm in sales.
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I'm in sales.
Agree with all the responses so far. Red flags for me/phrases that piss me off include, but are not limited to:
- The usual "How much for a shag?"
- "You're too good for this" (No, I like what I do.)
- "YOU NEED JESUS!!" (One guy found out I was Muslim)
- "I just came in for a drink" (Well, get to a f*cking bar then. You're in the wrong place mate!)
- "So if I buy a dance...what exactly will you do with me?" (Dance and get naked. That's the deal)
- "So...you know...have you had your bits cut off and sewn up?" (Basically asking if I'd undergone FGM. I was mortified. Plus, no I haven't)
- "How many guys have you slept with?" (On what level is that okay to ask?? Would you ask your barista or waiter how many people they've slept with?? And for the record, none actually.)
- when they ask if i give "good dances".. which is almost always code for "will you let me grope and/or lick you for $20". if it's slow sometimes i'll say yes and just mentally prepare myself to have to fight their hands off while i give them one shitty dance without expecting them to get any more (they never do).
- when they offer me some of THEIR drink.. as in.. they guy does not offer to buy me my own drink but instead, tilts his well drink towards me and asks if i want a sip. this happens way more often than it should. like really?? how tacky and cheap can you be? do you offer your half empty, spittle ridden beer bottle to random girls at normal bars?
- if a guy tries to make me "work" for dollars on stage then tries to talk to me later, i walk away
- if a guy asks me how much money i make in a night.. or says something about how i must make so much money.. usually they are a waste of my life and i'll walk away unless it's super dead or something
- if a guy says he "just got here".. and i've literally seen him sitting there for the past two hours.. bye
- if i'm walking buy and a guy comes up and starts using a dollar to try to cop a feel.. i'll snatch it from him and tell him dances are $20. usually they just stare or say something stupid after that and i walk away.
-if they ask me if i like to "party".. which is code for "do cocaine/drugs"
- if they start telling me how much better X club is... if i happen to know the club as being dirty/cheap/shitty. or if they are saying something about how the girls give better or cheaper dances there. like i care? go back to club X and get $10 dances or your dick sucked for $60 or whatever it is they offer there that you think is so much better. if i wanted to give $10 dances or extras i would work at a club that offers those things. gtfo.
- when i lived in vegas two things that would make me walk away were a) finding out that they were a local, and b) finding out that they're staying in a super ghetto hotel (circus circus, hooters, etc). Or the worst was when they would start acting like ballers bragging about their amazing suite that i should come party at.. and then when I ask where it is they say somewhere cheap and off the strip. lol you're poor, goodbye.
there are a lot more but i think most have been said here already
"Are you naughty?" (GAG!!!)
Me: "Let's go to VIP"
Him: "You seem nice"
Me: "Nice enough to ask you" (((smile-wink)))
Him: "Alright, let's go"
We go, & then oh shit...I forgot that "nice" itc means non-extras dancer. Yeah, that VIP got cut short, lol...but I still got him to buy me a bottle of champagne and a NICE tip upfront.:)
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Also, when was working the other night I noticed one of mu customers kept glancing at my feet repeatedly, but didn't think anything of it. Once in the dance room and I have my bare foot resting on his shoulder, he turns around quick as a whip and starts licking my toes like a dog. Fairly harmless, I guess, but disgusting. I don't appreciate slobbery toes. All other guys with foot fetishes have at least asked for favours rather than just diving for it. I suppose if you notice a custy has a foot thing, don't leave it anywhere too tempting.
In San Francisco, at the Gold Club, the big red flag phrase is "I'm actually staying at the W". (A somewhat expensive hotel located near the club. Obvious annoying solicitation occurs after this statement.)
I haven't read this entire thread but...
the guy who gives you the helpful hint that "you should dance for my friend, he's the money man"
(or any kind of helpful tips for how to make $$$)
"my ex girlfriend was a stripper"
and the dumbest,
"I understand if you need to go make money, I understand you're at work"
one more:
any guy who tells me how much he loves to "eat pussy" (just that term makes me want to vomit) as though this is something that sets him apart from the mere mortals.
as if it's difficult for me to find a man willing to stick his face in my vagina. puh leeze.
Any variation of "Oooh I'm afraid to go back there with you! You're too hot...I'll like it too much"
OMG, I hate this one. I'm not sure why it bothers me so much. Maybe because it reeks of "you're lying to my face"?
I hate excuses so much. Whenever I come across someone who straight up says, "No, thanks, I won't be doing any dances tonight," I practically weep with gratitude.
"What do you do in the VIP?"
"How much and where can I touch?"
"A nude dance is for everything right?"
"I don't want to get a dance, but do you meet people after work outside the club?"
After offering VIP: "oh you don't have to sell me on blah blah blah..."
"I just want to chill for awhile"
"Oh I've been to VIP, I see how it is"
Any illusion to VIP being bullshit or expecting you to give your real name, asking for OTC, etc.
^i hate people who do that- say they want VIP but then change their minds or "go to the men's room" and actually be leaving the club, like the dick-less men they are. A guy can tell me a straight yes or no and I will not get mad; as long as he isn't being rude, I won't be. But do not waste my time or give me false hope.
Another gem: "you seem nervous/uptight/uppity.." Whatever the fuck that means. I can have a resting bitch face at times, but it's probably because, again, this person is wasting my time, being a non-spending prick.
If they ever brag about how much money they make, or how much they have, you can pretty much bet that they won't spend a dime of it.
A lot of men fantasize about dating a Stripper. Some actually drag their GF into clubs for an interview ( seen this in person, twice). The ones who DO date strippers and or have a GF that strips will 90% of the time come INTO the club when she is working and 90% of the time WILL get jealous. This ends in Drama that the Club owners and managers just do not ever like... Funny though, If the girl IS doing her job right, he SHOULD be jealous LOL. I walk by many of the 'red flag" phrases and the "OTC date" is just huge. As my business mind goes, I wonder if a Dance class for wives to learn how to "move" a bit, may make money, from their wives!!
This thread is so funny.
"Here is my business card/phone number" he seems like all he wants is sex.
"We're okay for now, just here for drinks but ask my friend he'll go for one"
"I have a girlfriend/wife, or wife, girlfriend and mistress" this guy is such a waste of time and is too afraid to say that you aren't his type because he goes for another girl.
"I don't want a dance but would you like a drink?"
Another gem is when a guy says, "I can't, I'm actually going to get a dance from Dancer X"...and then you see him spending literally no money,not even on her. It's like they are trying to pit us against each other. Or play head games.
"I don't think I'll be able to control myself." So you realize you're kind of saying you're a rapist?