Today's gem "If you can stick your finger all the way into your nose, I will marry you"
uh...great?
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Today's gem "If you can stick your finger all the way into your nose, I will marry you"
uh...great?
I peeked in a Streamate model's room, and a guy just told her "I'll be back. The Jeffersons are on." LMFAO!!!
i want to kick you
kick you
damn it lick
i meant lick
stupid phone
This was from a good custie and at first I was like huhhh
/damn autocorrect
During an exclusive pregnant roleplay on SM, (my favorite roleplay), the guys asks me if I prefer a male or female.
Being an Aspie girl, I took it literally...I thought he meant what gender I preferred fucking. I told him hermaphrodites because I didn't know what he was when he asked me...I thought hermaphrodite would encompass all genders.
After I said that, I realized, oohhhhh gawd, he meant what gender of baby. Who the fuck asks if I prefer male or female? Are we making a four legged creature?
"Have you ever done a vore roleplay show? I'm a skinny 19-year-old girl who loves BBWs and loves imagining being eaten alive by a gorgeous fat woman. Does that sort of show interest you?" I told him I was online and he never came in for a show.
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Me: I think you may have stumbled into the wrong room as I reach for my strapon
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I don't know why exactly but that just cracked me up.
I remember I had two guys on my room... One was named cowboy & the other guys name I forgot. So I'm chatting with them both & say something like. "Thanks cowboy"... The other guy thought I was referring to him & it throws him off so he's like.... "Cowboy?!?.... Girl I ain't wild!!" Lmaoooo I laughed so darn hard & had to tell him there was another guy in the room who is was also talking to.. He was like "Oh.. I was going to say" lol I though that was hilarious :D
I was $2 off payout on bonga (and knew I wasn't returning) I pretty much had enough by this stage, So I was being pretty straight up and honest with the idiots.
One guy comes into the room, I have a Huge 29 cm hard cock here ready for you, I know you want it baby" Me: Don't be such a fucking liar you dickhead, and btw the average length of a vagina is 12cms, so cut that shit in half then come and see me.
Well I thought it was funny..
bigjbBB: seeem bored... if you could have one super power what would it be?
A***: idk, why? Breathe underwater maybe. So i could see all the fishes down there, and sealife.
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...6Bd_KxvOZj9RyP
http://amazinganimalphotos.com/wp-co...n-sea-lion.jpg
bigjbBB: thats a creative answer :D just thought id ask a question
well at least, made me think about nice things, in the end of the shift.
Earlier today I got a guy that wanted to test my flexibility.. He ask can I put my legs behind my head, I told him honestly I don't think so lol so he insisted while taking me private to watch me make a fool of myself while attempting to curl up like a pretzel all while cracking the fuck up... Yes it was THAT funny... I looked retatded, but hey.. He asked... And I warned him **inserts crying emoji**