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The One Sentence That Makes You Click BAN
Every once in awhile I get a custie that has asked just one question, the very first on LAST question he ever asked me. It's so bad I BAN without hesitation. And it takes a lot for me to do that.
Today it was "How young were you when you lost your virginity?"
BAN!
What's you one question or sentence?
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"Ever fucked your brother?"
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Anything with bitch in it.
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Once in a while I'd get fucktards that ask:
'Hey, are you a man or a woman?'
That's an instant motherfucking ban. It's pretty CLEAR what I look like and what I am. DON'T ever ask another human being that question. If you can't tell, then that's on YOU.
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"You should show something and entice me to pay you. But show me first."
and the typical:
"Have you been abused as a child? Is that why you do this?"
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"Do you do this because you can not find a REAL job?"
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"Can I see you ass .... Then we'll go exclusive"(for SM)
" show me your tits then 20 min pvt bb" (classic Lj )
Can I get a free preview of what you look like..what if I don't like what you look like" (for the Indy sites)
"PayPal bb ??... O ok thanks anyways bye" ( another Indy classic)
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dudes who message me with a cheesy emoticon (like a yahoo heart). I don't ban, but that's my cue to minimize their chat screen and ignore until they go away. Eons ago when I had far more time and patience I'd try to convert em, but the zero batting average demonstrated it was a total waste of time.
I'm not annoyed by it though, I actually love the guys who reveal their loserdom so quickly
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loveshooks
I'm not annoyed by it though, I actually love the guys who reveal their loserdom so quickly
That is a really good way to look at it. Thank you. I think this just turned my attitude around for the week. I will try to feel gratitude for obvious timewasters.
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audritwo
Anything with bitch in it.
I kick those. The ones that come in and say "hi, (bitch, slut, whore, etc)". When they come back and asked why I kicked them I tell them it's rude to call me (insert name here) without asking me if its ok first. They usually apologize and ask if they can call me that and then I tell them "yes, in pvt".
The ones I ban are "Hi mom/sis" "You look like my sister" "Your tits look like my moms" ....you get the idea.
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"Will you piss, shit or vomit bb?"
"ur too expensive bb"
"give me a quick flash bb and ill take you pvt for an hour"
"get me hard first bb"
"im cumming bb" .... some guys say this shit in FREE CHAT when Im showing off nothing.
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JessRyan
Today it was "How young were you when you lost your virginity?"
I do answer because I was 21 and ruin it for those who expect mid-teens or younger.
"Open your mouth close to cam".
"Hey its me your dad (mom/whatever person I might know)". Also - bitch if you come to my chat with a sole purpose of freaking me out or blackmailing me, at least do some research. Why the hell would anyone I actually knew address me in a language foreign for BOTH of us?
"What would your parents say to this?"
"Hairy women are disgusting"
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When they type *do you have a dog?* as soon as they come into my room.
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"you look bored" Yeah, because I can only sit in front of the computer with a fake smile before so long before I start to get frustrated by you freeloaders and time wasters. Oh, and I have many more one liners that I will ban for.
"Show XXX and I'll take you prvt"
"Tease me before prvt"
"I need to get hard before prvt"
"Can you get naked and fuck yourself in two minutes?"
"What brings you here?"
"R U here for fun and tokens?"
"You can view my cam if u like"
BAN ban ban ban!
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I don't think it's any one thing. I liberally ban as soon as I know it's a timewaster, usually after the first 2 questions they ask.
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After not even paying me a penny, "Well I gotta go but call me if you need anything (555)555-5555"
This one MF keeps making new accounts, like take your ass on a dating site. Ugh
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Any sentence that starts with Mistress.
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I know there's worse, and I handle it fine, until and when you say..Take it off! That's when I lose my mind; odd the human psychology that I call me::) Say pleeeeeeezz. seriously how hard is it to have some manners??
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Originally Posted by
JessRyan
Every once in awhile I get a custie that has asked just one question, the very first on LAST question he ever asked me. It's so bad I BAN without hesitation. And it takes a lot for me to do that.
Today it was "How young were you when you lost your virginity?"
BAN!
What's you one question or sentence?
"Show me you're worth my money." (always said by some loser in free chat)
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I have that same exact cue.. whenever I see them hearts.. I am like great! you just told me to ignore you now and not try to get you to buy a show..LOL
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Originally Posted by
loveshooks
dudes who message me with a cheesy emoticon (like a yahoo heart). I don't ban, but that's my cue to minimize their chat screen and ignore until they go away. Eons ago when I had far more time and patience I'd try to convert em, but the zero batting average demonstrated it was a total waste of time.
I'm not annoyed by it though, I actually love the guys who reveal their loserdom so quickly
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I ban for several reasons .But what makes my blood boil is "Tease me before private".Hell NO!I tease IF and WHEN I want.