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The '"Totally Legit" Reasons I Am Not On Cam RIGHT NOW' Thread:
I hope I'm not the only one who regularly has some seriously pathetic reasons to not be on cam right the frick now, so behold: the 'totally legit' reasons I am not on cam RIGHT NOW thread.
Examples:
I'd totally be on cam right now, BUT I can't find the one exact black thong I want to wear and the other eight black ones don't match quite right.
I'd totally be on cam right now, BUT I have got to see how this one last episode of Doctor Who ends.
I'd totally be on cam (still) right now, BUT I got a little too stoned in private with my last customer and now the only thing I can do is post goofy new threads to SW.
Share your excuses with us!
P.S. Credit where it's due: I got the idea for this thread out of the Ladies Only! thread charlie61 started on excuses to not be working at the club tonight. :)
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I'd totally be on cam right now, if it didnt take so long to get ready that now its time to eat!
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I'd be on cam right now, if it weren't 5-9AM in America, my main audience for camming. Which means no-one will see me cam.
Also I can't get my sound fixed. I need music to mix well with my voice. And the day before yesterday, I was able to mix them properly, but yesterday, it was all f**ked up again. I have no idea what I'm doing wrong, tbh. I'll figure it out though! I'll have to.
It feels pathetic, but to me, it actually does sound legit.
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It's Wednesday, and last Wednesday sucked. Also my period is finishing up and I want to go to a movie. Lame!
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I have to bathe and work out first but I totally can't do either of those things because my phone is almost dead. So obviously I have to sit here and surf the Web until my phone charges enough!
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I'd be on cam but I have a toothache, allergies make it impossible to wear makeup, and I got a visit from my lady friend last night, and I want to touch up my hair color and last night made me sad so I need a 'me' day this afternoon.
PS, and my dog peed on me last night while I was sleeping. Glad he's peeing, just wish it wasn't on me.
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I'd be on cam right now but I'm relaxing, reading and posting here while drinking a cup of tea.
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I'd be on cam right now if it weren't raining outside...and rainy days always make me want to curl up on the couch with popcorn and movies. I'd also be on cam if I had the energy to go shower, put makeup on, and climb back into the most uncomfortable office chair in creation. I might also be on cam right now if I hadn't brought a spiked coffee out to the bus stop, shared it with another single mom next door, had her come back to my house and got a bit tipsy by 9am...
However...I did film a clip of myself destroying a bowl of popcorn in my pjs for my gainer custies. That counts as working, right??
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I'd be on cam right now but I totally overslept and now I have to go and run errands before the shops around me close. I'm somewhat upset with myself about this though haha
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I LOVE this thread!! The last 8 months=I am not on cam right now because my nosy , old lady roommate/landlord, who doesn't know I cam, is hovering right outside of my bedroom door!
Thank God I'm only here a few more days, until the rest of my things are packed to move into my new house.;D
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OMG that pic GlamourMilf!
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I'd totally be on cam right now, but it's 12:30 and I have dog training classes at 6. I have to leave at 5:30 at the latest, but realistically 5:20 is better and, actually, I need to get my dog's nail's trimmed too, so 4:20 to get there before the groomer leaves for the day. It'll take me at least half an hour to get my make up on and blow dry my hair and I'm not even close to caffeinated enough to start attempting eyeliner yet. Gonna be at least another hour on that front. So, basically, the earliest I can be on cam and ready is 2 and I'd have to get off by like 4:15 and afternoon shifts suck anyway, so I think I'm just gonna watch more Doctor Who and browse SW.
Actually, on that note, I'd totally be on cam right now, but StripperWeb.
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I would be on cam right now but I lost my personal trainer and boyfriend within the same hour and now I want pizza or chipotle. However, I don't really care so I'll be on cam because I like money and food over boys anyway :D
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I am not on cam right NOW in no particular order because:
~I don't have to.
~Feeling too petty/cunty.
~There are days where I just don't feel like showing my body, feeling flawed, insecure. Feeling too whoremonal, expecting my period/flow too heavy to cam.
~I'm a spoiled brat.
~I rather be on youtube watching 'What's in my bag', 'Deadly Women", 'Serial Killer' documentaries and things of that nature.
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Who wants to join me in my living room for a great big tub of cotton candy ice cream and sad tragic romantic movies? That's totally me today, first day of lady time sucks for real.
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Glam, I'm thrilled you are getting out of there. Talk about exercise in perseverance! You lasted longer than I would have. Congrats on the new house.
Great thread, Issabelle.
I am not on cam right now because it's too hot outside. Plus, I have to drive 20 min to buy the right cheese for dinner.
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I'd totally be on cam right now but my feet are soooo cold and guys hate my moose socks. Totally beyond my control.
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[QUOTE=Via Flaminia;2805662]Glam, I'm thrilled you are getting out of there. Talk about exercise in perseverance! You lasted longer than I would have. Congrats on the new house.
Thank You. The final straw...my internet co. Is out of busines next month, and she won't let me use hers.
My house also comes with a live-in maid, and a big sweet dog. Everyone who knows me knows how much I miss my dogs.
Perseverance is my middle name... That and I believe in LOA.
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Because I spent my morning/afternoon on cam with very little to show for it. Chalking it up to a bad day. Now it's ME time!!
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I'd totally be on cam right now, but first I need to take a nap so I'll have energy for a shift later. Also, I have a cold and dog training classes, but those are, like, real reasons.
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Hehe aww Issabelle they're ALWAYS real reasons :)
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Because I have to run to store...the life of someone who cams with a data modem. That shit is always running out.
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I'm not on because I made clips all day and now I'm tired... Still going to drag my ass online though.