A lot of the time, guys say the corniest things... Like I'll make a statement and they will turn it into something sexual, and I always just go with it and play along and I can't tell if they love it or if they just want me to sit pretty and shake my tits at them. Like oh god... how do u come up w this crap!! I'll say someth like "oh I was riding in my car the other day" and the guy (usually an older guy) will say (corny af) "I wouldn't be able to choose between either of you!" *wink, lascivious stare* (talking about riding lol). Things along those lines. It always grosses me the fuck out. How can I use this to my advantage? I am very good at getting men all riled up and get dances, but sometimes they just go overboard and I have no idea how to respond, I just want to look at them like... Are you SERIOUS did that just come out of your mouth???
Lmao, I am so bad at being corny, it's always w old fucks too. They just want to "eat me up" and all other kinds of nasty weird corny crap that I have no idea how to respond to half the time. I had one old fuck accidentally burn me with his cig and was like "oh no, don't want to damadge the goods" *wink wink wink wink licks lips grossly*.
Like how tf do u turn that nasty crap into a hustle?

