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When your dirty talk goes all wrong
Sometimes I'm just tired, or bored, or hungry.
So I have to share some of the funnies. You know when stuff escapes your mouth and you have to cover it.
I want to see your pussy cum for me. (Cock. oh bb, I want to see that COCK cum really hard.)
Yes bb. I lost my virginity when I was so, so young.( I mean- I was legal of course. Yes, in fact I was 18. )
or when you fumble really good. I want you to put your balls in my balls,( yes fill my hole with your balls, cum in my hole with your balls. Oh just fuck me balls. )
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haha yeah I do that some times, I always realise and just carry on hoping they didn't notice or if its really bad I just giggle and then yeah say the real word LOUDER then carry on really filthy (usually change position to hide my embarrassed face) then carry on lol
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I did a show with a client of mine that I'm actually VERY attracted to, and the dirty talk was so hilariously bad. The hottest thing I could say was ''We can take turns'' because I was so attracted to him and also really tired and it was fucking horrible.
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When I'm really tired, or if I'm in back to back shows, my thoughts get confused, and words get twisted.
It's always been my cue to log off.
Otherwise I just appear like I'm drunk or high. Lol!
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Isn't weird that I cannot dirty talk with sound but I can type it out really well?
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LMAO this just cheered my night up
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Marina, that's me! I make really good money texting but on cam they want me to talk and I'm like "uhh do you like that bb" lol
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In my IRL sex life, my guy and I find it quite erotic to give each other ownership of each other's bits, so during real sex, I'm in the habit of referring to "my cock" and "your cunt." Reversing your possessive adjectives in the bedroom is probably the *perfect* way to set yourself up for all sorts of dirty talk fail in the camroom. These days, my camming dirty talk includes a lot of "that cock" and "this cunt," because I am certain that my "oh shit, did I just say that I have a cock, or did I do that right?" face is not sexy! Thankfully, I think pretty much any mistake is forgiven if you pretend that you're about to cum so hard that you can't remember the English language anymore. LOL!
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One time I said I was going to sit on the chair and I mis-typed it as shit on the chair. Fortunately he didn't leave. Lol.
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KatieJJJ
haha yeah I do that some times, I always realise and just carry on hoping they didn't notice or if its really bad I just giggle and then yeah say the real word LOUDER then carry on really filthy (usually change position to hide my embarrassed face) then carry on lol
i do this too and most of the time they dont notice. guys who do PSO (witch is all im doing ATM) and cam because they want the interaction . theyre just happy to hear and see us and if we fumble o well . One thing that always gets me tho is sometimes the guys will say bunghole and i will always start laffing my ass off because when they say it i cant not think of the great cornhollio
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not really talk, but I can't count the times when I've mistyped "so, are you ready to pay?" (should have been play, lol!)
I guess I typed exactly what I really meant ;)
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i typed "stare into your ass as i beg you to fuck me harder and deeper" he actually paused stroking when he read it :)) then i replyed *eyes NOT ass, unless youre into that
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Marina Starr
Isn't weird that I cannot dirty talk with sound but I can type it out really well?
Fixed that for you since I assume you meant to say *can. :) And I feel the same. When a guy blurts out "Talk dirty, bb," in the back of my mind I'm like "Oh, shit..." and feel kinda ridiculous doing it. But I know that if it was a text message/sexting gig, it seems to come more naturally and would feel so much easier.
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foxxxydiva
i typed "stare into your ass as i beg you to fuck me harder and deeper" he actually paused stroking when he read it :)) then i replyed *eyes NOT ass, unless youre into that
stare into my brown eye, bb
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Thanks, girl! I admire girls that can dirty talk non-stop but I just can't. That's why I'm camming with no sound, only typing! I swear if I wasn't a built-in fetish I'd make no money, LOL!
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TheBrownFox
Fixed that for you since I assume you meant to say *can. :) And I feel the same. When a guy blurts out "Talk dirty, bb," in the back of my mind I'm like "Oh, shit..." and feel kinda ridiculous doing it. But I know that if it was a text message/sexting gig, it seems to come more naturally and would feel so much easier.
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Lol! This thread made me laugh so hard.
I think I suck at dirty talk. I've never really tried it. I had a few guys in the club that requested it so I'd just make up random sexy phrases which probably was not sexy to them but then again a lot of those guys are pervs so I'm sure just seductively talking about weather could have been enough to arouse them.
Strangely I've only had one lover who did a lot of dirty talk and I surprisingly liked it. I like listening to dirty talk but not having to be the one doing the dirty talk. Maybe I'm weird though.
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I just suck at dirty talk anyway, even with my boyfriend I just repeat what he says (we're in a d/s thing so he often will be like, "tell me x y z" and I just repeat it ahahah
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Marina Starr
Thanks, girl! I admire girls that can dirty talk non-stop but I just can't. That's why I'm camming with no sound, only typing! I swear if I wasn't a built-in fetish I'd make no money, LOL!
You always cam with no sound? If so, Interesting. I don't know why I thought camming was always video. Reminds me of the old school style private chat room. But at least with chat only you can think a few seconds about what to say before typing.
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Yes, I've always cammed with no sound. I just HATED sound! I find that the guys that don't care for sound are much nicer, less bossy, stay longer and they don't really make you "work" for it!
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miss.a.p1600
You always cam with no sound? If so, Interesting. I don't know why I thought camming was always video. Reminds me of the old school style private chat room. But at least with chat only you can think a few seconds about what to say before typing.
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I dont cam with sound either, it's a dead breaker for some but not that many I've found!
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I have a subby reg I do mommy/little boy play with. A lot of it is JOE stuff. Once, right around the time I got my female puppy, I was talking dirty with him, calling him a good boy, etc. Just as he started cumming I said "you're such a good girl!" and we both started laughing.
...The even funnier part is that this same thing had happened IRL years earlier when we had a male puppy, with my husband saying "you're a good boy!" as he came from a handjob.
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While doing raceplay. .. I know you want this big black juicy ass.... umm I mean white ass.. hahaha ( I am white)
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PixiieGirl
I dont cam with sound either, it's a dead breaker for some but not that many I've found!
This is interesting indeed, I've been pondering about taking the sound off because there is a guard 24/7 right by my bedroom window (I am not in prison is the community guard lol) so I get super shy thinking he is listening :O. Also like some of you guys I am perfectly comfortable dirty chatting but since english is not my first language I feel a bit silly dirty talking.
Does any of you cam with sound but without talking? I think I am going to try soundless and hope it works.
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Oh, i call guys "slut" all the time. Normal guys. Guys that aren't into fetish. I remain into the mistress mode and my mind forgets to turn it off LOL. Untill now i just pretended i did not say it & went on with the dirty talk. They did not left my private but i would totally understand if a guy would leave if i call him slut haha.