My go to clip when I need a good laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDbhvMyusZ8
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My go to clip when I need a good laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDbhvMyusZ8
When I get tired i end up calling everyone a loser. Whether they're into submission or not I'll have to really think about a pet name or else by default you'll have to stroke your loser cock. Lmao. Maybe my subconscious mind is speaking aloud lately
I said last night being so tired working so much is your hard cock for me when i meant to say is your cock hard for me i just thought oops.. and went on like nothing happened atleast it was not too bad. LOL Even after almost 10 yrs of dirty talking i still mess up at times.. I find it funny but when im called out we both have a laugh and go on with the show. Thankfully guys have been good about it when i do slip up. We just have fun i get teased about it if they are a good reg but say yea yea ok.. lol still fun regardless
lol
Gold show last night: "Guys i want you to suck my hard cock"... i meant, guys i want to suck your hard cock, lol bah too tired
Definitely done this a couple times. So far, my guys haven't SAID anything lol, but I have had a couple pause stroking in c2c for a second. Mine isnt even when I'm tired, it's my anxiety! I get nervous cuz dirty talking SUCKS and I hate it and then I end up telling them to stroke that pussy harder! Er... I mean dick! Yeah, fuck my tight ass! ... I mean, PUSSY! (I dont do anal, lmao). Mmm, yeah, baby, does it feel good when you suck my dick? ... Uh... When *I* suck *YOUR* dick? lmao. Oh jeez. At least we all know we've been there now lol and the general consensus seems to be that the guys don't care, haha.
It's common knowledge to my regs that my mouth moves faster than my brain. I dirty talk almost constantly...except when I start to get tired, then I talk less. Which is good because even when I am wide awake weird stuff comes out of my mouth. Here are 3 winners from this week:
Him: Ooooh I'd like to fuck that ass.
Me: Aw yiss imma fuck your ass. My ass. You're going to fuck my ass. FUCK MY ASS.
Him: *stroking cock*
Me: oh yes look at that pretty penis all pink and...pretty.
Him: *pauses*
Me: I love a nice pretty pink penis, let's get it in my pretty pink pussy!
Him: alliteration in dirty talk is what I'm about.
Me: I think you're my soulmate.
Me: It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes...
Him: *takes pants off*
Me: Look at your teenie weenie!
Him: uh, i'm not into that
Me: Look at that huge hard cock!
I am a walking disaster, seriously. Ask me about the time I said "Hey cock, thanks for all you do!" to a cop. TO A COP. He almost died laughing, thank god.
HAHAH literally spill my drink here and everybody is watching me like WTF? LOL
"My loser cum... I mean... YOUR loser cum"
Referring to each cock I see on cam as "your pathetic little dick" out of pure habit...........
I'm generally good at dirty talk--I worked in retail and hospitality before this, I got good at opening my mouth and just letting the bullshit fall out--but the other day I was tired and distracted and this customer says wow, you're really wet! And I just kind of blinked at the camera and said "...I have the courage of my convictions"
Lmao i told a guy the other night mmm shove that big dick in your ass? I meant my ass hahahaha
Usually i just say i dont do dirty talk - i just can't. But yesterday a regular of mine asked for it , at the end of a 10 hrs shift.
So i was like "ok whatever". I have a hard accent and many words hard to spell for me (especially when i m dead tired). I think i talked like a robot, coz he complained, i dont sound convincing, and i need to mean it. > i dont agree with that anyway. :D
I just told him this is how i can do, so take it or leave it lol. Luckily he was nice, he just told he loves my accent and i dont need to be shy about it. I m not shy about it, i just hate dirty talk.
with a lot of inner work. I dont have kids, so I'm totally for myself, and my bf is understanding if i do long shifts. He help me with housework and with stuff if he can.
Sport helps a lot too. I can view things from different perspective. I dont think i would be able to do this without my training.
(phisically i dont ever get tired by camming - but the menthal and emotional weariness is another issue, sadly)
And i keep focus on things, wich ones worth the "trouble".
And I m very conscious all the time, how much i hate this shit, that s an important thing too, lol. :D (I mean if i know what to deal with, i can decide to do it or not even if it sucks, and hardly get freaked out.)
On Sat I was in a super long Skype session with a regular who likes a big ole jumble of different stuff but mostly we switch sub and dom roles. So there I am saying "You love my big bouncy sexy tits, bet you wish you weren't such a loser so that I would let you touch them" and attempting to manoeuvre my breasticles so they were up close to the camera but all I actually managed to do was slip, fall flat on my ass, smack my head off the edge of the bed and knock over the table holding my webcam, a wide selection of toys and my glass of wine. Fortunately the camera landed in the perfect position for my custie to see me laying sparkled, covered in dildos and drenched in wine. Thank god he's got a sense of humour. We had a good giggle while I got cleaned up but I was dying inside
Omg, I love this thread. I don't have anything really funny to contribute, but back when I was running multiple characters on Niteflirt, I answered the phone with the wrong name (it was a slow night, I was drunk & forgot that I was logged in). I got a "Huh?" on the other end and I was like, 'oops, lol. You found out my secret. {Name I said by mistake} is my first name {Name he called} is my middle name...don't tell ok? So anyway, about your boner..."