Can Mod Delete This Plz? sorries. TY.
I really enjoy the "Stupid annoying shit I've heard on cam" thread....but I keep finding myself wanting to post the stupid shit I've said and done on cam lol So I figured I'd start a thread for it. Plus if any of you more experienced beauties are willing to share some of your more embarassing moments it might make us fumbling Noobz feel a little bit better about our misadventures. Lol
1) Like my third time on cam in "free chat", this guy said "you want to make fun of my penis?" -- (I was thinking 'OOO FUN! MY FIRST SPH!), So I told him "Take me private and I certainly will!"
Well he pays my price and takes me private! (YAY) Only, it's this younger (25ish) guy laying on his bed strokin A HUGE PENIS! (And I mean HUGE my s/o is legit 8 and this "kids" looks bigger :o ) But he wanted SPH right? So I thought it was some twist on the fetish *shrug* So I start talking MAD SHIT to this kid, like "you call that thing a dick? I bet your parents couldn't tell if you were a boy or a girl when you were born! I bet you have to sit when you pee you lil prick mutha fucka!" -- all sexy but mean like.
He has no mic but stops and types "ROTFL"....
and I'm all "What you laughin at chicken little?"
He's visibly cracking up now and says "that's not really my thing."
And then my internet crapped out RIGHT THERE.
O...m...g......yeah....felt ssooooooo stupid. I couldnt even explain that I was confused he probably thought I was crazy.
2) on CB my first night was having fun but tips were slow, I was drinking Champs (outa discreet container of course on CB lame) but I got a lil buzz goin and just started dancing in my seat and having fun...and people started tipping! Like just one token but still...so I just kept goin then logged off n crashed...the next day I saw this:
Tip frombjlover####
Heythere cutie. You like to suck dick?
Tip frombjlover####
Why don't you come get on your knees and suck me baby. I wanna cum in your mouth
Tip frombjlover####
Or Don't acknowledge me. That's cool too I guess. Lol
Hahahah...yyeaahh...uuhhmm....Oooops? :/ I'm an ass....
ps I did not find a thread like this in search but I may be mistaken,
I'll happily post this there and delete this thread if there's one already :)
happy camming! $$$ !!!
Re: Stupid Shit You've Said/Done on Cam
79 views and nobody's biting. Hmmm. Well, you're a great writer and that's some funny shiz.
If I can think of something that won't give me away I'll be back.
Re: Stupid Shit You've Said/Done on Cam
There is already a thread, and it is truly amazing! The whole thing is hilarious, but anything by Isobel Wren in that thread is highly recommended! https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sh...ight=Cam+fails
Re: Stupid Shit You've Said/Done on Cam
Awesome! Tryimg to delete this now! Ty!!!