Lol, your roommate really likes to be hip with his lingo? Lol. I disagree.
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Love those beautiful 'girls.'
Y'r gonna need some mammoth over-the-shoulder boulder-holders.
I think they were prefer what ever name will get you to spend more money on them.
Personally I prefer tits, its more sexually agressive, in a good way, compared to more child like boobs.
No, just some TV show loonog ago.
Remember on that Anna Nicole E tv special she tried to bribe the old man saying he could see her "rosebuds" I think is what she called them.
This thread is perfect
For some reason "tits" makes me think "teets" and makes me imagine cow udders.
Seriously?!!? What an insane question, Grandpa! Boobs, of course. Or is it tits? Damn, I forgot!
On camera I find men to like hearing the term tits but on my own time I have a fond appreciation for "breastess" "man pacifiers" and just plain old "boobs" lol
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s7hEkbazCs4
Jim Carrey from Liar Liar
Bump! Anna Nicole’s “angelic globes”
Both, depending on my mood.
nothing
Idk why this thread makes me think of torpedoes
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Cynthia Jeanette Myers (September 12, 1950 – November 4, 2011) was an American model, actress, and Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for the December 1968 issue.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Myers
Myers was the first Playboy Playmate born in the 1950s when she appeared in the magazine in December 1968. The pictures were shot in June 1968 when she was 17 years old, but it was Playboy's policy by that time to wait until a Playmate turned 18 before her pictures would be published.
I call them more trouble than they’re worth, though I’m sure they account for some portion of the money I’ve made stripping. I’ve had women get pissy when they find out mine aren’t fake (which, they’re not massive, but I’m not lacking in that area, either), and I’ve had guys do some really stupid shit on account of them.
https://youtu.be/y9BjjFts2F0
I think the worst was the night I went to a bar with my roommate and some of his friends. I ended up at a table with some other women shooting pool. I was leaning over the pool table, and this fucker bumps right up to me, reaches up and starts groping me. I pushed back to try getting him away from me and turned around just in time to see my roommate smash a beer bottle against his head, then just start laying into the guy. So the guy’s friends start laying into my roommate, my roommate’s friends jump into the fray, and I’m just standing off to the side not really knowing what to do until my roommate runs out of the crowd, grabs me by the wrist, and tells me we gotta go before the cops show up. And that’s when I noticed he had a knife with blood on it in his other hand, which he tossed into the bed of his pickup as we ran out. And as we’re leaving, we see some people from the other group point at us, then they jumped into a car and started chasing after us. So my roommate turned onto a trail through the woods, and they followed. But, they were in a small car and we had a 4x4 pickup, so we maneuvered through it more quickly than they could. Once we lost their headlights, I thought that was it, but he stopped the pickup, got out, and grabbed a rifle. When he saw their headlights again, he fired a few shots. He says he aimed for the ground in front of the car. I’m not sure if I believe that. Anyhow, they threw it into reverse and we went home as if nothing had happened. I have a feeling that might not have happened if I had been flat chested, but who knows?
BoobIES? Bazongas?
There's 10,000 names for Tittys. It's because guys like 'em so much they name them ALL SORTS OF THINGS.
Oh, and this... I realize this is an old post.
I do tend to call my Manhood (Where did that word come from?) a Cock. And i have no name for it. It's just "Jim's Cock". Like "Jim's Arm," or "Jim's Head." It's just a piece of my body. I don't wanna lose it, but i don't wanna lose my head, either. Or my Arm. I wanna stay in one piece.
They also have the best nicknames for masturbation. “Punching the clown”, for example. Seriously, how did they come up with that one?
We make masturbation sound boring in comparison. “Flicking the bean” just doesn’t have the same pizzazz as “flogging the bishop” or “polishing the rocket”.
I just call it jerking off. I had no idea there were any other names for it.
Consider my work history and the environments I’ve worked in. I’ve heard a lot of things.
Hey, not judging. I don't give a shit what you've done, or what you're doing. It's all good.
But “Flicking the bean” is the funniest thing i've heard in quite a while. They actually call jerking off “Flicking the bean”? I'm dying here!
“Punching the clown,” I didn't even know they had all these nicknames for Masturbation.