Autofellatio is a real thing???
I had grown up always hearing the joke of "if guys could suck their own dicks they would never leave the house!". I always thought it was a funny/mythical type thing. Hell I won't lie, I have even wished that guys could do it just so that I could tell them "you do it yourself" if I didnt feel like it. Haha
Well i was reading on wordpress and came across an article that shows that this is not just possible, but it has history. Am I the only one that had no clue this was even possible???
Warning: the article is NSFW as it actually shows a guy achieving it!
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My sons father did it when we were both 17 and sitting around bored. Not to completion but just to show he could, so,it's very possible for a few flexible gntlemen. Can't imagine it would be too pleasurable for most
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LOL you mean he never went all the way with himself? Ever think maybe he did in private?
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O, for cry fucking eye!
:spit::yikes::scared::beat:
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That narcissist that I dated said he wished he could blow himself. Im like wtf?!? But thats a narcissist for ya. So into themselves that the first choice of who will blow them is .... their own self (if they could) and saying shocking sh*t to get a rise of people.
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Does that make this guy a narcissist? LMAO its hilarious to look at.
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I don't know for sure.
But at least men who do this will know just how bad sperm tastes lol! I wonder if he swallows his own load???
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Originally Posted by
miss.a.p1600
I don't know for sure.
But at least men who do this will know just how bad sperm tastes lol! I wonder if he swallows his own load???
He damn well better! They want us to!
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I saw one video on youtube teaching how to. And it was under umbrella of "become free from females", like if blowjobs make them dependent on us. Sort of hating on all females type of thing. Blowing yourself off is...well whatever I saw that on cam it was rather amusing, hating on all females because of sexuality is very pathetic crying out loud.
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It sounds like i was the last person to even know this was possible.
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Well, great! Pat yourself (or wh/ev) on the back rn.::)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJuaDkSECuw
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I am flexible enough if I had a average size dick I could probably fit it in my mouth- though I probably wouldn't. I don't like kissing a guy after he eats my pussy so.....
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Gia2608
I am flexible enough if I had a average size dick I could probably fit it in my mouth- though I probably wouldn't. I don't like kissing a guy after he eats my pussy so.....
Now that's just rude. :P
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A buddy in college claimed he could do it. I believed him beacause....well...you'd believe him too, if you knew him. I thought (and still think) it's disgusting but his reasoning was that it wasn't that different from masturbation.
But it is, dammit. Somehow, it is.