Just watched "The Patriot"
GOD what a silly, overdeveloped, movie. Every time I watch Heath Ledger's death scene, where he's over the bad guy and when the bad guy stabs him, I'm like "You can still stab him in the face, dude." If you're gonna die anyway, take the other guy out with you, you've got a fucking knife in your hand! Every Roland Emmerich movie is terrible. Ever see 2012? That one's even worse! TOTALLY unbelievable! Good special effects, but that's IT. The story is SHIT. It's horrible. Or 10,000 B.C., GOD what an awful movie.
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I’m sure we’ve all watched shitty movies before. Hell, I watched Snakes On A Plane after being approached by a grindcore band which tried recruiting me… their gimmick was that all of their songs were about movies - not necessarily ones you would take seriously. I was a guest vocalist for a song they did about the movie Deep Blue Sea. It was fun… it was a stupidly whimsical song that was just a blast to record and perform, and I got a little shark hand puppet I’d wear when we performed it live and “attack” the audience with it while I was just belting out the vocals at the top of my lungs.
”Samuel L. Jackson says we’re getting out for real
But look at him now - he’s the shark’s latest meal”
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Deep Blue Sea is TERRIBLE. Saffron Burrows is in that, and she does fine (at least with what she's given). Tom Jane is in it as well. And, for a moment, Sam Jackson. But GOD that movie is so bad! Ever see Deep Blue Sea 2? It's even worse.
In 10,000 B.C. there are Terror Birds literally MILLIONS of years after they actually existed. No human has ever laid eyes on a Terror Bird. Humans didn't even exist when Terror Birds did. We're talking like 40,000,000 years! It's ridiculous! Terror Birds 12,000 years ago... SMH
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Phorusrhacids, colloquially known as Terror Birds. These things are fucking BIG and took the place of the Tyrannosaurus Rex after a random hammerblow from Space killed all the Dinosaurs (Or most of them, anyway, modern birds are descendants of the Dinosaurs). You really didn't want to meet one of these guys. You're just the right size for a meal, and he's HUNGRY. The call him a Terror Bird for Christs sakes!
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Look, I just want to get that Klingon out of here, so BUMP. I'll put this up top. Until the mods see WTF this guy has done.