My Mom is a pain in my ass!
I Love her, but she also annoys the living daylights out of me. About two years ago, I found out she had COPD. I was really worried, but I moved her in. I figured my Daughter would like it. She kept having these episodes where she couldn't breathe, scared the fuck out of me several times. Once she just collapsed and I thought I was watching her die.
Anyway, that's all background.
My problem is SHE KEEPS THROWING MY FOOD AWAY! I'm like "Why the fuck is this Tenderloin in the trash can?" She just stands there batting her lashes. My mom is OBSESSED with how long food's been in there! Me, I don't care! It doesn't last long, and I've got a 15 year old Girl who's here an awful lot that eats everything in sight.
I'm thinking about buying her a small fridge of her own so she'll stay the fuck outta mine!
Just venting.
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It’s a mom thing
My mom stayed with me a few times and she would rearrange my entire pantry n fridge
I’d go in there and couldn’t find anything and be pissed af.
Like bruh! I know where my shit is so leave it alone!
But yeah moms ..... they think they know best and they never consult with you beforehand
One thing they seem to forget though is YOUR house YOUR rules
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Yeah, but this one LIVES with me (Note: I do not live with her, I moved her in here with me! There is a difference, the problem is she just TOOK OVER MY HOUSE). It's infuriating at times.
I love my Mom, but she needs to leave my shit alone.
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get a lock
https://www.alzstore.com/refrigerato...ock-p/0363.htm or tell her if she doesn't quit it, you will put her in a home.
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My Daughter likes Soup, but she likes WEIRD shit. Like Cream of Broccoli, or Clam Chowder. Just these really fucking bizarre Soups. Me, I like Veggie Beef with crackers, or Chicken Noodle. I have to go buy these soups from Mars to keep my kid happy. And guess what? So does her Grandmother! My Mom eats this weird shit too! Every time she makes it she picks at me. "Why don't you like this?" And i'm like "We've been over this." I don't even know. It's beyond me.
My Daughter also likes BEANS! And so does my Mom. Which is another story. I hate beans as much as I hate Ketchup. I have to sit here and smell their FARTS. I make Chili, no beans, and they bitch at me every time. Well, you make yours, and I'll make mine! Women are weird sometimes.
I go into my room when they eat Chili beans.
ETA: I make really good Chili. NO BEANS. (But there are Lil' Smokies).
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Also, I now have little knick nacks all over my living room. I really don't want a ceramic ANGEL sitting on top of my 1950's era Television set (Don't ask, it was my great Grandma's and I took it when she passed away). My Mom has 10,000 little knick nacks and they're fucking everywhere!
I need to tell her to put that shit someplace in her room, she's got my old bedroom, biggest one in the house, shit it's practically a small Apartment (I now sleep in what was once the Master, before the previous owners added onto the house). This is NOT a Girl's house! It looks like one now, but it isn't.
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Sounds like you might hafta move.
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Outta my House? No way. I own this house. Plus, if I'm not there to look after her she might DIE. I just gotta get her to listen to me.