How often do you get stinky customers?
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I work in retail and have for a long time. And sometimes I have customers who are, lets say "Fragrant". I can smell some of these people from 6 feet away!
You know the ones, you are across the room and smell them, after they LEAVE the room smells!
And what about the ones who smell like cat pee? I love my cats but I don't smell like cat pee for God Sake. And sometimes I will say, "Oh do you like cats?" and they say NO! So if they don't have cats why do they smell like cat pee?
Now there must be some strip club customers who have this problem too. And you guys are literallu right one top of these funky monkeys. How do you deal with it?
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If I'm going to a club and I have the time, I shower, deodorize, shave, and powder. It's kinda like going on a date.
(TMI ALERT) I recently had an experience where the dancer smelled very nice at the start of the dance, and a few dances later, her shoulder was up at my head, and I got a whiff of her armpit. It wasn't real strong, but it was the smell of working up a sweat ... and I'm sorry... but ... I swear, it was sexy. It took me back to hot summer nights with my high school honey, in the back seat, parked on a deserted maintenance road in the country, being hot (literally and figuratively) and bothered and sweaty, and enjoying all of it.
Sorry, I digressed. What were we talking about?
Oh, yeah. Guys, if you don't have time to "get ready" for a club, then breath mints, deodorant, and an extra clean shirt are your friends.
- Jason
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We had a regular like that. He always smelled like pee. [puke] Most of the girls called him stinky. I never danced for him. I try to avoid customers who don't seem clean and hygenic. I also think this thread is hilarious :D.
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I had one of those in Albuquerque. He kept trying to grab me by the waist and grind me against his stinky urine-y pencil dick. I had him kicked out----willing to bet that he's a serial killer
More often than not, I get guys whose breath smells like beer, cigarettes and dehydration. That is gross.
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Not much, thank goodness! If they are at my club, I don't deal with them. No matter how much money "Mr. Stinky Pants" has, I run the other way. Lord only knows where his money has been. :o
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It depends on the club, but even in an upscale club, you guys would be suprised how many there are.
Lena
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No matter how much money "Mr. Stinky Pants" has, I run the other way. Lord only knows where his money has been. :o
Mr Stinky Pants!!!!!!! LOL Great one Sierra!
I figured as often as I smell nasty people while I am working in a store you guys had to be getting some funky Monkeys at your place of business too!
But still the ones that smell like cat pee but claim they don't have a cat.... Are they borrowing someone elses cat to piss on their clothes or something?
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I think those of us who are men may need to be a bit more thoughtful of the ladies before we go out for our next club night, don't you?
But you know the stinky ones never think that they are stinky do they?
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I cannot imagine not being able to smell stench like that on my person. I've smelled some pretty rank guys before, and it makes me wanna hurl. Last thing I'm gonna do is get up close and personal with him - UGH!!!
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That is what I think too Bridgette. How can they not smell themself if I can smell them from across the room! I have actually had people leave and the room still stinks so bad I have to spray something or burn matches where they were standing.
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OMG ! And thank God, all i could smell lately is a good colone on guys. That was nice. Never had a bad expirience with smelly guys. Our club is pretty clean too.
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I don't smell guys up close but I hear this all the time from dancers complaining mainly about BO on guys. HOWEVER .... Many of these same girls have such a terrible Pot (Marijuana) smell (it is in thier sweat) or even worse the dreaded Crank smell. Covering this up with perfume doesnt work and since its in your system, cannot be washed off. Its not just the customers that stink Ladies.
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i have one of these ATLEAST once a week
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Stinky customers freak me out. I think of that Seinfield episode where the stinky valet guy left his BO smell in the car, then everyone who touched it stank too.
I don't want some guys BO sticking to me and then making ME the stinky girl for the rest of the night.
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I know that once I remember a guy trying to talk to me he smelt really bad of BO, needless to say I didnt stay there and ask him if he wanted a dance.
There are always the guys that smell of cigarettes and/or beer.
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Its not just the customers that stink Ladies.
OH NO KIDDING! I remember this girl who smelled sooooo bad of BO worse than any guy I ever smelled, I HAD to say something to her, she was complaining that she couldnt get any LD's at all, so I told her why. Get this...she had no clue ???
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Honestly Amaya I don't think people who smoke realize how bad it smells to those who don't. I know I never did back when I was smoking.
The other thing that cracks me up is like DJ said about people who smoke pot. "Good thing we left the window open a crack in the car, now no one can smell the pot on us". ::) Think again. LOL Take it from an old stoner who knows what the burning rope smell is, other people notice it whether you open the car window or not. ;)
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I Its not just the customers that stink Ladies.
True, very true, but I would guess the percentage of dancers who have that "not so fresh" odor about them pales to the percentage of guys who walk in off the job site smelling like a rotting corpse.
Our (men's) body chemistry makes us sweat and stink more. Not enough guys realize that.
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LMFAO!!
in my club we are so lucky to have them spend a measly £5 that we are not allowed to complain if they stink!!! bowlk!!