What's your best come-on line?
A woman I've seen twice at a club gave me the line
"I like men with beards...I like to imagine what they are like between my thighs" (I have a beard)
Now this lady was 35 or so and has the personality of someone who swallowed a bottle full of cute and was by no means trying to pick me up for extras but was trying to be sexy. I thought it was so funny I bought several dances.
What is your best (effective) sales line?
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"Can I take off all my clothes and crawl all over you?"
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I don't know about all of that. Usually after sitting on their lap for a minute and being as cute as possible. I say something like "I'm horny now, time for a dance", or "enough small talk, I'm ready to get naked now". Then I grab them by the hand and take them back. They're still a little shocked at this point, not to mention already in mid walk to the couch/vip area. They rarely say "no" to this. Not really a pick up line, but it works for me.
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I'm usually all babydoll like and sexy, but after you get to spend some time with him, that's when I let them know I'm ready to release my inner freak. [kisses]
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Monty she has the correct sales pitch going on!
I alwasys looked for something about a man, say a tie or his hair style for example, and used it to my advantage. It's a compliment. And everyone loves them.
One guy was sooo cool, i said i loved his shoes, he told me they were way too large for his feet, because he thought dancers would be attracted to him with big feet! I told him thats an old wives tale. Too bad i know alot of guys with big feet and small.......
Pamela :) :)
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This works!
"I'm not good at talking, I'm good at grinding, wanna come check it out?"
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haha... these are great....
one a girl i work with uses when a guy asks her out...like they always do... is
"Before i say yes, why don't you buy a lapdance so i can see how big your dick is first..."
she says it usually works...
i'm too shy for that ;)
but i thought i'd share
xoxo
heidi
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"you ready to let me have my way with you in the back"
if there are a few guys and there a bit hesitant i'll tell one "your going to be the lucky one tonight....after i'm done with you and you finally catch your breath, you can brag to your buddies on what they missed out on" that usually guarantees dances from the rest of them!
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This tends to snag me the VIP spenders:
I walk around the room..SLOWLY...make eye contact with a smile and a wink with everyone I see..in that time, I scope out if they look interested in spending based on their reaction towards me, and also what they are drinking and if they have the spender look,etc..
I pass everyone up, then I come back to my best bet, walk up a bit past him, turn to the side, pop my hip out, and flirtasiously say over my shoulder, "I couldn't help but notice you staring at my ass."
Works everytime, they love the confidence! Of course, really shy, introverted customers recoil from this..so then its time to get into nurturing mother mode...its really perfect way to figure out what he's about.
NEVER just ask if they want company or a dance..and NEVER ask them a question or use the passive voice in speech...don't give them an option to have power over you! 8)
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This tends to snag me the VIP spenders:
I walk around the room..SLOWLY...make eye contact with a smile and a wink with everyone I see..in that time, I scope out if they look interested in spending based on their reaction towards me, and also what they are drinking and if they have the spender look,etc..
I pass everyone up, then I come back to my best bet, walk up a bit past him, turn to the side, pop my hip out, and flirtasiously say over my shoulder, "I couldn't help but notice you staring at my ass."
Works everytime, they love the confidence! Of course, really shy, introverted customers recoil from this..so then its time to get into nurturing mother mode...its really perfect way to figure out what he's about.
NEVER just ask if they want company or a dance..and NEVER ask them a question or use the passive voice in speech...don't give them an option to have power over you! 8)
what is the spender look? i need to find out!!! :)
xoxo
heidi
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Some of my cheap'n'cheesy classics that have made $$$!
"it's bun-bouncing time baby!"
"I was just checking you out. I think it's only fair you return the favour"
"I feel like flashing some pussy"
"right, who wants to see me naked?"
and surprisingly enough "oi you, back room now!" although, I admit, it's quite hit and miss!
Very basic, tomboyish and straight-up. I don't like to mess. *he he* ;D
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Once, a dancer who knew me and some of my passions in life (history, philosophy, learning in general, etc..) once said "I just read a GREAT Book on Abraham Lincoln! Do you want a Lap Dance?" It made me spit out my water it was just said so funny (which was her intentions). How could I refuse that?
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Spender Look:
Heidi, its not so easy just to write about it. When you scope a room for prospects, you must use a combination of quantitative data from experience and pure instinct.
The quantitative has been discussed here before. Usually, they drink good beer or liquor, and have on nice shoes and watch. They are not necessarily in a business suit because so many places are now "business casual." Also, look for dirt around hairline and nails, stuff like that.
Mostly though, it can be a hit or miss judgement about who the "spender" is...just treat every potential patron like he is, and you will increase your odds in finding your spender!
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"could you see yourself haveing hot steamy sex with me?, no well do you want to?"
your have two qualities that I like most in a woman, your sexy and intellegent, I just wish you had what I like in a woman more that anything, ....... ME ;D