Big promises, no delivery
In my humble opinion, I believe that strippers are doing themselves and their industry a great disservice by not sleeping with their customers more often(25% of the time or more).
Such behavior, if accepted into the mainstream and widespread, would create a word-of-mouth ad campaign that money cannot buy. All stripping establishments, coast to coast, would be full to capacity with men, young and old, as well as women, who want something more than just the idle promise of sensual excitement. With the realistic possibility of scoring some bonafide tang(and I don't just mean a $40 lapdance), houses of skin and the scantilly clad would rake in the revenues on a scale previously unthinkable. And for those who think this is prostitution, I beg to differ. IN fact, you would do far better to NOT charge for sexual encounters taking place outside of the place of business...rather, treat it as a friendly gesture to a widening clientelle, and do it more often. Here is a quick and dirty set of rules to follow when selecting the impending hordes of new, faithful customers.
1.) Never sleep with the good looking ones (it doesn't help the self esteem of the other 99% of us and guess what, the money's in the volume--which is exactly what you'll have when the average looking guy knows he has at least a 25% shot)
2.) Definitely sleep with the big spenders but at least once a week, dip into population of sub-average spenders and even non-spenders(this will only increase the promise/delivery ratio, thus earning you even more fans).
3.) Never charge for anything outside your place of business (already mentioned the reason for that. Remember 2 things, it' s not prostitution and guess what--you're already stripping! Nobody's gonna think less of you for it).
4.) Avoid guys with flashy cars(DOn't want to get hooked in with a pimp)
5.) Always take them home with you, not the other way around. (Leaves you in control)
6.) Never date anybody, ever. (Because there is no bigger promise breaker than a woman who shows you her genitalia and then proceeds to tell you she has a boyfriend).
7.) Never run out of business cards, or condoms. (To help with these two potential dilemmas, have your business card info printed ON the condom wrapper and always make sure the guy leaves with at least 2-3.)
8.) Have fun
Cheers and <<S>> to any AHers in here!
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