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American Strippers.. in my "opinion"
It has been brought to my attention that my last topic was not done tactfully, and was off base with the web site... so i will get more specific, and break it down for all the simple minded folks. this is solely based on MY OPINION. American strippers
I have learned within the past year not to hate them, but to pity them. I have even gone so far to keep a couple of them around as friends for my own amusement. They truly are pitiful creatures and once I came to realize that I have been able to cope with their existence. I have even come up with a time line which accurately maps out the life span of a typical American stripper.
Age 1-10
Here the girls mind is going through changes. Boys are still friends and she is not yet quite aware of the fact that in 4-6 years she will be a self loathing, lemming-like whore. She thinks she is equal to her male counterpart because her female body has not fully developed to reveal her weakness. These are the best years for the American stripper because it all goes down hill from here.
Age 10- 16
This is the period where the American stripper begins to mature. She gains all the assets she needs to manipulate men and to get herself pregnant. She discovers make-up, movies, fast food and flirtation. By the age of 13 (if she isn't knocked up) she has put on quite a few pounds and from all of the beef she has been eating, by 16 she is starting to look like 25. She layers her make-up thick and prances herself around until one day on her way back from school she gets dragged into a bag alley and gets nailed by some drunk bum who thought she was in fact, what she looked like. If she is lucky she won't get pregnant for this experience, and perhaps she will be able to use her sob story to manipulate some poor bastard whom she sees at school.
Age 16-25
Awwwww Yes! This is it! The American stripper is in her prime! She has learned from her years of manipulating men in high school and now she is ready for the real world! This time is crucial for the American stripper because by 18 their looks have begun to fade and she starts to feel the onset of panic to find a life long mate. She goes to parties with her friends and sleeps around while in a drunken haze, waking up the next morning only to question what happened the night before. She picks several guys, then sleeps with them after the first date, hoping that she will get pregnant so she can torture the poor soul, for the rest of his miserable life. Her mate then takes his social drinking to a whole new level once he realizes that his snargle beast like girlfriend is pregnant and he becomes abusive.
Age25-30
If the American stripper is not yet married by this age she is in real trouble. Her looks are gone from smoking, fast food, drinking and nights of pounding it out with the fraternities have made her look like a beat up bag of month old potatoes. Her life is spent now in dingy low lit bars waiting for some drunken slob to nestle himself up next to her in a drunken haze and sweet talk her in his slurred voice. It doesn't matter what he says because she's going with him anyways. especially if he has MONEY.
Age 30-?
Who cares? They aren't even remotely attractive anymore and all they do is *****. This is when they pop out a few bastard kids and drink themselves to death. Hopefully by 40 they are gone so the tax payers can be released from their drag on society.
It should be noted that this is just a sample of the life of your typical American stripper. SOME actually manage to make it past this stage and break the mold, but don't be fooled even the most successful of them all, at some point was a worthless, slutty, foul-mouthed ***** worshipping whore.
Two words,
Jerry Springer
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Damn dude,
Somebody must have cut you deep!!!! This sound's more like the rebellious, spiteful raving's of a certified " Strip club Chump", Obviously socially inept and lacking the self esteem of a normal human male. Coming here to take out your frustration is really counter productive to both this site and the therapy that you should be seeking if you aren't currently involved in any. Although I'm sure that a miniscule number of entertainer's in this industry fall into the category that you so eloquently described above, I seriously doubt any of those girl's will be reached here.
In my " opinion " ....... your " opinion " will not live long here so I'll say " see ya later and have a good life " now because I probably won't get the chance again.
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so i will get more specific, and break it down for all the simple minded folks
All the simple-minded folks? You classify a whole group of people with one personality. Now, that's simple-mindedness.
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I have learned within the past year not to hate them, but to pity them.
Well, I learned right away to enjoy the enjoyable ones. I guess it all depends on the attitude that you bring in.
This thread might have a short shelf life, too. Wouldn't be too upsetting.
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Jason, go play chess and eat some jack n the box or something.. dork
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it's nuts like this that make me almost wish i had become a psychiatrist after all... good grief, just imagine the huge bucks a shrink could make off of this headcase!
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well crazybob, its unfortunate that you feel that way.. i am in no way socially inept, nor do i lack self-esteem... this is all coming from a guy named "CRAZYBOB" lol you can try to play the whole ima be a hero role for all the girls on this site so you can sound somewhat cool.. sorry to tell you but your not gonna get laid from any gurl on this site because of your lame efforts to bash me, so stop pretending to be cool and just be the lame ass that you are.. thank you
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Another vapid display of ignorance, prejudice, and immaturity... [shameful]
As crazybob abd Jason already said, I'm sure this post will not be around for long.
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You should become a psychiatrist alanna, maybe you can help yourself.. headcase? lol this is a stripper web site right?
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this is a stripper web site right?
you do realize that you're asking this of a stripper, right? oooo, heavy irony.
[rotflmao]
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its more than obvious that you "HEXUM" are just the brightest damn crayola in the box. So, in effort to be " on your level" I will your simplistic tactics... okay, everyone, show of hands: who all thinks this one was picked on just a tad too much as a child ;) you guys know me... could not let that go on unchecked.
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So, Hexum, what exactly did you hope to gain by your post here? I'm guessing you weren't exactly trying to gain any type of acceptance and credibility from the majority of women that post here. In any case, as you stated, it's YOUR opinion, but you had to know while writing your post that there are several people on this site who don't share your opinion.
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Haha... actually aggieed,why would i want to gain anything from this website?? unlike you, i actually get ass in real life... sure these girls are nice to look at, but so are cars and sooner or later they get outdated, out classed, and easily replaced. its not my fault most strippers dont have a moral fiber in there body.. lemme ask you this... how many of these dancers have to get wasted out of there brains just to do there job? how many dancers go home early in the morning with the feeling of shame? in the end it doesnt really matter, soon enough the money will run out, the body will fail, and most girls will be wondering why they wasted there years on something so pointless.
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unlike you, i actually get ass in real life...
Ouch, man...I was trying to be civil...no need to insult me. :P
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Is it an insult if it's true?~ [withstupid]
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[what] Oh, wonderful, now we have a pair of immature, ignorant, narrow-minded antagonists.
Funny how you both showed up at the same time - both from the same place and about the same age. Halo must be your li'l tag-along sidekick, right Hexum? ::)
Again, I ask, your reason for coming here is what? If strippers disgust you so much, why waste your precious time? ???
Wow, what a pair. [shameful]
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Good call on that one Amber ;)
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Huh? what are you talking about? I said five words, and none of them had anything to do with hexum, is there a gas leak in your house, haha you must be the next miss cleo or something to get "Halo is disgusted with stripper" out of "Is it an insult if it's true" Learn to read.
As for anything else I don't know Hexum I don't know where he lives nor do I care.I don't agree with his post or his views, but at least his opinion is valid, unlike yours.So don't judge me based off whatever ignorant babble you have in that brain of yours next time you spit some banter at me at least make sure it's a cogent argument.
Maybe I should start a topic asking how many strippers graduated from high school? [moon] [peace]
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As if you hadn't made any other comments elsewhere within the forum? Did you read your post under the thread "Guys, would you marry a dancer who gives extras?"?? It -along with your other few posts, thus far- didn't actually scream of tolerance, did it? Also, that just seems an unlikely coincidence between the two of you. I may have jumped the gun, but I don't believe so.
Not that it matters, as I'm sure this post will be removed very shortly. What a shame. :'(
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Funny how you both showed up at the same time - both from the same place and about the same age. Halo must be your li'l tag-along sidekick, right Hexum? ::)
Yeah, I wonder which of them eats a lot of sugar, puts his shirt above his head and announces he's the great Cornholio.
???
What I can't seem to figure out with these morons is why they come in here acting like Christopher Columbus, like they're the first ones to ever troll this site. I'd like to see their IP addresses, (soon to be banned I might add once Pryce finds out). Possibly the same disturbed person using two handles?
::)
If you malcontents think that you're doing something clever, I'll inform you both that these types of inflamatory posts on this board are nothing original and that most people here aren't so much offended by them as they are bored.
[yawn]
So enjoy the fruits of your idiocy here while you can fellas. I assure you that it won't be for long.
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Well you don't have to believe you jumped the gun I can see and understand how you would make the connection, but know it isn't true we don't know each other and sorry to say I'm not cool enough to be a side kick.
As for me saying who would marry a stripper?Maybe I should of been more explanatory, but again I still never said I hated strippers or was disgusted by them, I have no right to judge you for anything you do do I think you are any less of a woman or a person because you dance? Nope, do I think a woman who let's a guy get away with "extras" yea I do, but that is neither here nor there.
We are all part of one mind, one conscious being, so to be disgusted with you would be to be disgusted with myself...and I am not...maybe later..Anyway [peace] [love] and [v] Take care
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Well I was going to say something witty and whatnot to you catfish...but it doesn't matter really all I've done is said five words in one post and my opinion in another but say what you will and do what you will I'm not petty enough to believe anything I say even matters on this board and have no hopes of it bothering anyone, if anyone is actually offended by what I post then I am sorry they have very low self-esteem.
As for being the same person, yea someone please check the IP addresses, maybe it's a going trend to on this board to not read everything fully before speaking, but as I said I don't agree with Hexum's post, but think what you want once again it' irrelevant and just a way to waste more time, but hey that's just another thing to do in this mundane world isn't it?
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hahaha...is this for real??
wow man, i feel really sorry for you. you obviously have some issues you need to deal with. here is not the place. there are many people out there willing to listen to you and act sympathetic to your ignorance...but here youre not getting any sympathy for being ignorant, youre just making yourself look pathetic. take it to a shrink.
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Who wants sympathy? :o It's a message board who cares?If anyone looks for sympathy yea it is sad, but then again it's a good way to come on here and be obtuse isn't it?
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Perhaps Halo is just not that good at making first impression. "obtuse" ??? ??? ??? I doubt Hexum's Illerate ass is writing Halo's posts.
If you feel you've worded yourself wrong you can always click the REMOVE icon in the upper right corner of your post.