Since this is the General Board....
I'm not even close to a regular at titty bars. I hope that doesn't offend people (not that I'm not a regular but the phrase 'titty bars') I say that because I'm blunt and someone already got rubbed the wrong way. When i do go, where I live is topless only. And I don't care about dancing. I want to see titties.
Anyway - one thing I've noticed is that I ain't getting any. I'm getting to read the menu but not eat. That's the deal - understood. I only go to enjoy the view.
So - after I've had the experience and dropped some money to the girls for showing me their titties, I get pretty worked up. I think this is the point - which is kinda masochistic - but I'm not getting any.
So - my point is that I bet this happens alot. And I bet that when guys are drunk and horny - wierd shit happens.
Which leads to my question for the ladies:
Is it OK to go rub one off in the toilet?
