Ok, honest BUTT question.....
I have been lurking for a little while, readin up, posted a couple times, I would like to visit a strip club, and I have a secret desire to try to do it myself.
I am 25 which might seem a little old, my boobs arent that big, small B....Im 5ft 4, I weigh 108. Im pretty comfy with my body....BUT I am worried about my BUTT!
Do people actually laugh at girls on stage if theyre not perfect? Like, there is a girl who posts....cant remember her name but she has a pic of herself and her butt is like two little rocks! My butt is NOT that way! I used to work out a lot, and could start up again, but even when I did before, my butt still had a "hang over". :-\
And then...I go tanning regularly, but I guess there are pressure points? or something....I have this round spot just above my crack that doesnt tan! Grrrr!
Any advice, suggestions?
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Different girls appeal to different guys. Most of the clubs I've been in have a variety of dancers. Personally I wouldn't want to go to a club that had cookie cutter dancers, all perfect, all the same. How boring would that be! And nobody IS perfect!
Try tanning in a t-bar. Depending on the size it might cover the spot that doesn't tan. I tan in a t-bar and guys find my tan line sexy!
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God, if 25 is old....
anyway, I doubt anyone is going to laugh at your butt. You can also wear stuff to camoflauge it....like a tube dress which you just pull down and wear as a mini skirt.
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Ok, bear with me here cuz I am pretty new to the boards...but what is a t-bar tanning bed?
Also, the tube skirt....dont most clubs make you walk around in a thong?
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she meant tan with a thong on....a t-bar is a type of thong.
and all clubs are different. Mine lets me dance in a mini skirt, which I will sometimes do if I want to get off stage in a hurry. there is this one girl with a saggy belly from her pregnancies that doesn't ever take her skirt off on stage.
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T-bar= Thong! HaHa!
Thanks Emily! I guess my newbie-ism is pretty obvious!
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For that spot that doesnt tan right above your crack? Well I have the same exact thing!! I think were cursed! lol jk I think maybe that spot is sensitive and if you dont turn and tan on a cheek and just lay there in the same position on your back the whole session then it's too much sun for that spot on your body. I just switch cheeks every other song while I'm tanning and I dont get the "spot". Plus if your turning and changing positions you get a Mucho better tan! :P
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the pressure points, I get those on my shoulder blades too. If you don't want tan lines and don't want to wear a thong, just shift position like shedevil said. I would actually roll almost to one side and alternate when I got really sweaty on that side. At times I would even turn completely over and lay on my belly for a few. That's why I fell in love with the Cyclone Bed. Standing up with a high powered fan above you is the way to go! But I don't fake and bake anymore. I hope you are covering your face Jake25
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the trick to this problem is to sit down where u lay in tanning bed with feet on floor where u are sitting and your ass where dont tan is getting some light.Do this for the last 5 minutes.Thats what i do aand have no more white spots there.Should take about to 2 visits and will be gone.
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My roomate had that problem with the spot from tanning too ( We shared a bedroom, and no she wasn't that kind of friend), I suggested to her that she actually use her hands to spread her cheeks open and expose the crack, and elevate her knees a little so it would be pressed flat against the bed, and it worked. Also, turning over about halfway through was something she started doing too, and her tanned ass looked mich better.