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For Fun- Top 10 worst questions to ask a dancer
Top 10 worst questions to ask a dancer
10. Why does a good girl like you dance?
9. How much money do you make a night?
8. Want to have dinner?
7. Do you have a boyfriend?
6. Can I have your phone number?
5. Is that a wedding ring?
4. Do you date customers?
3. Have you ever gone to jail for lewd dancing?
2. Can I get a free warm up dance?
1. Got any drugs for sale?
When I go out with my friends I always try to advise them of what not to ask. It developed into a little list. Now we get a good laugh over them. Just posting for some fun, please post your favorites.
Also I left off all the extra and sex ones.
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"you're too good for this place"
"Do you do anything outside of work?"
grrrrrrrr
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What is your real name?
What is your real job?
How old are you?
Are your boobs real?
Are you naturally blonde?
What is you tattoo of?
Will you buy me a drink?
Questions I like:
What is your schedule so that I may spend all of my money on you?
Would you take this extra $2000 off my hands please?
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LOL Paris I like those last two questions as well
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"What time do you get off?"
Uh, about 15 minutes after I get home!!!
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I don't know, but some of those questions I have asked and always gotten a truthful answer.
As for dinner, dating, etc...asked those too in the past, and almost always got a yes. Then again, it may be who's asking and to whom it's being asked. If two people mesh...they mesh.
On another note...here's something NEVER to ask...and my friend actually did this!
"Ever think of getting bigger breasts?"
I'm surprised my friend didn't get slapped, the dancer was SO pissed >:(. I felt sooooo bad. He was trying to impress one girl by chatting her up with our mutual friend who was also there who is a plastic surgeon. It backfired in the worst way. Oh well. Add that one to the list.
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So, what are you doing after you get off?
What does your man think about you doing this?
What happens in the champagne room? Do I get off?
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How old are you?
Do you like me?
Why can't I get a girlfriend like you?
What do I get in a private dance--anything extra?
WILL YOU MARRY ME?????
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Do you ever get turned on doing this? :dunce:
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Would you give up dancing for me?
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"why can't I touch your cookie?"
"so, what do you like to do after work/what are you doing after work?"
"you gotta webcam?" (yahoo)
"why can't you see me outside?"
"don't you want to make more money seeing people outside?" (got asked this again today)
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follow up to 'do you have a boyfriend?'
me: yes.
him: "are you... *displays wad of cash, prolly 50 in ones* happy with him?"
heh, I tried being in 'single' mentality once, of course the guy then wanted to know why I didn't want to get dinner with him sometime. :P Much easier to be attached, either they want to know for conversation and it doesn't matter or they want a date, and then it's an easy excuse!
me: Oh, I'm not working this weekend, I'm going to be in Lancaster [4 hours away from where I am in upstate NY]
customer: so what will you be doing there?
me: giving lapdances to the Amish.
or how about: "wow, your legs are so smooth.. but I guess you shave your legs or something, don't you?"
Me: no, they're naturally hairless.
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ANOTHERRRRRRRR great question and this refers to us natural girls...
"wow your tits are great! Dont ever get implants" and then a little while later they are doing dances with girls with implants. :rotfl:
asses
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..... :dunce:..... Do you have kids?
Yes, I have 8.......
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OK this one is a real winner. "So what is your 'real' job?
Pamela. Oooops, Paris had it listed. I had that question alot. And is that your real hair? Gosh.
And yes, do i ever get turned on? Umm no. I want your money, jerk. ;D
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I love the "do you have kids" question as I respond with: "Yes, two furry ones". I'm, of course, referring to the two cats who rule my household.
Since I work a 9 hour shift on Sat and Sun.. I love the "what are you doing after work" one. I usually inform them that I will have worked 9 hours in heels and will be really tired. I would be no fun at all.
One time I had an "around we go" conversation in regards to that question.
He responded: You wouldn't have to do anything.
Me: Then that would make it no fun then.
Him: So come out with me afterwards
I remember one time when I totally made up a nice little fib for two guys I was dancing for (two guys, one dancer - me). They asked if I was single (or something similiar)... I responded with .. "Nah! Im married!" and they were totally intrigued so I decided to play with them a little more... I took the "we have an open relationship" route where I have a boyfriend on the side just like my husband has a gf on the side.
LOL.. they believed me!
I'm with Lexi in re: natural breasts. I get that line ALOT. I then say that I would rather spend that money on something else not boobs. I comment that they are "Never sag breasts".
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Originally Posted by Lexi link=board=8;threadid=7710;start=msg88444#msg88444 date=1080289193
ANOTHERRRRRRRR great question and this refers to us natural girls...
"wow your tits are great! Dont ever get implants" and then a little while later they are doing dances with girls with implants. :rotfl:
asses
Fuckers are more like it Lexi!!! I hear you on this one... :jekyll-hyde:
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Originally Posted by Andieb link=board=8;threadid=7710;start=msg88464#msg88464 date=1080296578
..... :dunce:..... Do you have kids?
Yes, I have 8.......
I always tell them "None that I know of." this leaves them baffled for a bit.
"how tall are you" (I'm 5'10 and wear 7 inch platforms)
I put my hand to the top of my head and say "I'm about this tall" "what about barefoot?" I take my shoes off and do it again.
I like the masters of the obvious. "You're really tall!"
"No, every one else is really short"
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Oh man, thanks for all the good replies. Getting a good laugh, 8 kids huh, I would have liked to have seen his face at that moment, haha. You just have to wonder what some guys are thinking when they say this stuff. Glad everyone can have fun with it.
I should have titled this- things not to ask a dancer when you first meet her. Once you have gotten to know someone, things are a lot different.
So what's everyone doing after work tonight ;D jk
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OK, I know this post was meant to be in fun...but as a customer, it sure is a bit depressing to read all of the negative attitudes here by some of the dancers...guys are 'losers' for asking questions, they are 'fuckers' for saying they like your natural breasts and then getting dances from someone with fake ones....just crap like that.
I know, I know, you dancers get to deal with lots of jerk guys, which helps form your obviously poor opinions of men. however, as a customer who doesn't consider himself a 'loser' for asking dancers questions or a 'fucker' for liking variety in dancers, I find it rather disturbing to see your anti-men attiutudes shining through. You're not exactly placing yourself in an environment that is condusive to bumping (and grinding?) into 'winners.' It really seems like you believe you are 'better' than the customers that are wasting their money on you in the first place.
Anyway...I figured I could post my opinion here, as its the customer forum. Heaven forbid I give my opinion anywhere else on this site....
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"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour?"
-and proceeded to try to get me to go to church with him, albeit it was a non-judgemental type of church that I guess did not mind lapdances...
Mobius,
We're been through this a million times. SW is a resource for dancers AND customers to vent...its an adversarial relationship, with opposing goals. PLUS, despite the fact that this is relatively anonymous...dancers and junkies alike have found that we have quite a bit in common...so things get repeated...anywhooo....
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Originally Posted by mobius7 link=board=8;threadid=7710;start=msg88688#msg88688 date=1080345051
as a customer, it sure is a bit depressing to read all of the negative attitudes here by some of the dancers...guys are 'losers' for asking questions, they are 'fuckers' for saying they like your natural breasts and then getting dances from someone with fake ones....just crap like that.
Katrine put it pretty well, but have a looksey at this thread on the Blue Site:
http://stripclubjunkie.com/forum/ind...bbse/t1363.htm
Dancers and customers alike are constantly guilty of saying things with good intentions (i.e. a compliment), but they are ill-received or otherwise interpretted differently. It's just one of those things, and it's funny once you get past it all.
That thread above, a dancer simply trying to stroke a guy's ego- make him feel he's desireable and boyfriend material (not to her mind you, but in general) and the customer smiles away, while deep down thinking, "I don't have a girlfriend by choice. What does she think I am? Some inept PL?"
Customer's will often have good intentions or think they are complimenting a dancer by telling them they are "too good" for the place they are dancing. And while it's coming from the right place and the dancer smiles it off, deep down the dancer is thinking he's capping on her work/career choice. "Thou mocketh my G-String! En guarde, brute!" lol.
Due to the courtesan->customer relationship, as well as the relatively unmarketability of dancers that are overly honest (lol), you'll never hear of these things EXCEPT for places like this. Like Katrine put it, it's opposing goals and very rarely are appropriate at work/in the club, except with really well trusted/open regulars.
So I wouldn't let this stuff get to ya'. It's pretty funny, actually since it swings both ways. Pretty helpful stuff too since everyone can take note and try to understand the pattern.. it totally helps dancers AND customers have a better experience once everything is on the table. ;)
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, I forgot a really good one:
"Is this all you do?"
Yeah, dumbfuck, and I'll be doing it until gravity takes it's toll...it's called a, um, career!!!
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Originally Posted by Luna Maiden link=board=8;threadid=7710;start=msg88442#msg88442 date=1080288903
follow up to 'do you have a boyfriend?'
me: yes.
him: "are you... *displays wad of cash, prolly 50 in ones* happy with him?"
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me: Oh, I'm not working this weekend, I'm going to be in Lancaster [4 hours away from where I am in upstate NY]
customer: so what will you be doing there?
me: giving lapdances to the Amish.
or how about: "wow, your legs are so smooth.. but I guess you shave your legs or something, don't you?"
Me: no, they're naturally hairless.
Your responses are hysterical. I have a great mental image of you lapdancing the Amish. :)
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Originally Posted by mobius7 link=board=8;threadid=7710;start=msg88688#msg88688 date=1080345051
OK, I know this post was meant to be in fun...but as a customer, it sure is a bit depressing to read all of the negative attitudes here by some of the dancers...guys are 'losers' for asking questions, they are 'fuckers' for saying they like your natural breasts and then getting dances from someone with fake ones....just crap like that.
I know, I know, you dancers get to deal with lots of jerk guys, which helps form your obviously poor opinions of men. however, as a customer who doesn't consider himself a 'loser' for asking dancers questions or a 'fucker' for liking variety in dancers, I find it rather disturbing to see your anti-men attiutudes shining through. You're not exactly placing yourself in an environment that is condusive to bumping (and grinding?) into 'winners.' It really seems like you believe you are 'better' than the customers that are wasting their money on you in the first place.
Anyway...I figured I could post my opinion here, as its the customer forum. Heaven forbid I give my opinion anywhere else on this site....
Mobius, and it gets really depressing to some of us when guys ask certain questions that make us sound like we are stupid for dancing. I hate when guys ask me, "Is this all you do?" as if its a BAD thing if I did. (No I go to school) "ohhhh thats good then" wtf? If I wasnt in school, that comment would piss me off, as it does ANYway.
Its ok to like dancers with implants, and ones without, but when I talk sincerely to a customer and say, "Oh yeah I had been thinking of getting implants" and he says, "no dont....they are great. Implants suck" then ya see them dancing with girls with implants, you wanna laugh, or say something. Shit, I dont care if the guys get dances with all the girls, but theres no need to try and say things like that.
Or like, "Gosh, I only get about 2-4 dances, tops" and then hes out there getting about 10-15 with another girl. (thats cool too he can spend his money) but dont give me a stupid excuse. he can just say, "ok I'm done thanks" blah blah. I hate the silly lies or silly questions. The kinds of questions that make you wonder about yourself. (Am I bad because I only go to school and work here 5 days a month? Should I really get implants? Am I REALLY degrading myself?) etc etc