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The Top 10 Songs About Oral Sex
10. CANDY…………………………..Foxy Brown
One of the few Neptunes produced songs that was not a hit. Fox
"Boogie" Brown basically spells it out for you. She says "I taste
just like candy". Also see the track called "Fuck Somebody Else"
from the Firm Album, in which she gives specific instructions on
how to give her service.
9. HOW MANY LICKS…………………………..LIL KIM
The only artist with two songs on the list. Her raunch is always
way over the top compared to any other recording artist, and we
just "eat it up" (pun intended) In this song she talks about her
encounter with a dude named King Kong, who she describes as
having "a big ass dick and a hurricane" tongue. This song takes
all the innocence out of the lyrics for tootsie roll pops. How many
licks does it take to the center? Ask Lil Kim, she'll be spread
eagle and let you find out for yourself.
8. LICK THE PUSSY…………………………..The Beatnuts
From there selftitled 1994 collection, this is track #15 and
sounds completely different from the best of the album. It starts
off with an audio clip of some valley girl saying some very
naughty things, that was obviously pulled from some random
Porno flick. The Nuts (there I go again with the puns) go into
explicit detail in how they like to lick the pussy with very little left to=
the imagination.
7. DOWNTOWN…………………………..SWV
Remember these girls? This track was from their brilliant 1993
album "Its about Time" and Ko-Ko has one of the highest pitched
soprano's ya ever heard. Somehow or another this song got
passed the FCC, with a mix of metaphors and blunt language
such as "taste the sweetness" and some brief orgasmic
mumbling at the climax of the song, saying "right there" and "put
your mouth on me" Like the song says, "Downtown, that's the
way to my love."
6. SUCK MY KISS…………………………..Red Hot Chilli Peppers
I guess flipping the last word in this phrase gets them off the
hook from being obscene. This must be there way of being
clever in a sophomoric type of way. Whatever, it's a hot song with
a nice twist on a common vulgar phrase.
5. SUCK MY DICK…………………………..Lil' Kim
It is used a metaphor of disrespect in the context of this song.
She says if I were a man I'd tell you to suck my dick. However its
used, it is still shocking for a female to say such as a phrase
and even more shocking for her to actually make a song about it.
4. STROKE YOU UP…………………………..Changing Faces
Written and produced by R. Kelly back in 1994 when it was cool
to like him. He took this so-so girl duo and churned out hit after
hit proving he could score a hit with ANYBODY that would pay
him. The lyrics go as follows the girls ask "Do you mind if I stroke
you up?" and R. Kelly replies "I don't mind" is that all he can say
when two hot chicks sing that to you? The reply for most guys
would be, Hell - fuck yeah!
3. JUST DON'T BITE IT…………………………..NWA
From the gangsta masterpiece EP "100 Miles And Running" in
1990. This song is clearly one of the most vulgar and
entertaining tracks in the history of recorded music. It includes
sound effects of a girl sucking "Eazy-E's dick, as he gives her
instructions, "lick my balls" Nothing but pure raunch here as MC
Ren tells vivid and reckless ghetto tales of depravity.
2. HEAD…………………………..PRINCE
Can you really have a list of freaky songs without a Prince
contribution? No, you can't. The amazing thing about it is he got
away with this on his groundbreaking and ultra-freaky "Dirty
Mind" album back in 1980. All the rhymes in the song end with
"ed" as in "I never wanted you to be misled" and "I had to have
you in my bed" and he promises every day and night "I'll give you
head" "Head to your dead"
Wow!! That is some serious brain!
1. PUT IT IN HER MOUTH…………………………..Akinyele
This classic from1996 is incredibly influential. India Arie's
positive song of female empowerment "Video" from 2001 uses
the same guitar riff from "Put it". How ironic that something such
uplifting has its orgin in something so filthy. The Ak, pulls out
every metaphor in the book in this gem, such as `I'll play like
Herbie and hand you a cock". It includes a strong vocal
performance from an unknown female singer delivering the
hook. "Put it in my mouth. My motherfuckin' mouth" and even
says she wants "every drip drop" don't you waste it."
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Wow.. lol.. Thanks for sharing that..
Anyone ever heard of "You Suck" By Consolidated? Heh.. That's a kick-ass song. It's early 90's I think, and I've had the CD forever. I think that should rate up there with the rest of them.. lol
Lyrics are below.. Careful, some parts aren't pretty in it.. VERY STRONG LANGUAGE ALERT!!!
"You Suck"
~Consolidated~
I know you're really proud, cause you think you're well-hung,but I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue.You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair,but you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair.If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick,you're going to have to give me more than just a token lick.Well, you may not like it but you better learn how,CAUSE IT'S YOUR TURN NOW.Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.If you're worried about babies, you can lower your risk-by giving me that special cunnilingus kiss.It's on your face that I'm gonna sit.You can wiggle, you can jiggle your tongue on my clit.Don't worry about making me have an orgasm.Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm.I can tell it's making you scared jut thinking of it,BUT YOU BETTER LEARN TO LOVE IT.Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.When you hear safe sex, you snicker under your breath.We got to take cover, we're flirting with death.AIDS is our problem, we've got to talk.Break out your dental dam and your latex sock.I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift,got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit.Dinners on, get busy with my booty.Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity.I know you're sad, luscious pussy with a cover.I'm aching, too, we can't taste each other.There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke.THIS AINT NO JOKE.Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.Sisters... you've got the power. Use it.W: You brought a condom, right?M: HUH?W: I'm unprotected.M: Aint you on the pill?W: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know I think it's your turn to go down on me.M: I'm tired, I'm tired.W: What do you mean your tired?Come on baby, come on.M: No, no, that's aweful... that taste- terrible.W: You asshole, you shit.Well, I know you think it's a real drag,to suck my cunt when I'm on the rag.Quit making up stories, yeah give me a break.Cause I really don't believe that you got a headache.You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection.How do you think I feel when I GAG on your erection? (uh!)Your wasting your tongue with lame excuses,GET YOUR FACE BETWEEN MY THIGHS.Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.
I also liked "My Neck, My Back" By Khia, and Too $hort's retalliation to that song, "Yo Neck, Yo Back". hehe..
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There is a song by the Stones called Star Star, they sing about a chick "giving head to Steve McQueen"
Also, Afroman has a song I think called "But I was high"
"I was going to eat your pussy, but I was high"
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Originally Posted by cardinal link=board=1;threadid=7740;start=msg88643#msg88643 date=1080333769
Also, Afroman has a song I think called "But I was high"
"I was going to eat your pussy, but I was high"
LOL Oh yes, I remember hearing that part of the song and crackin up like crazy..
:rotfl:
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Originally Posted by Rhiannon link=board=1;threadid=7740;start=msg88641#msg88641 date=1080333286
Anyone ever heard of "You Suck" By Consolidated? Heh.. That's a kick-ass song.
Yeah, it was on the Consolidated album and it was performed by the Yeastie Girls, a short-lived rap trio. Pretty funny song.
I also remember it well because it was the song at Jake's - my old neighborhood dive - that was used for the birthday/bachelor shows where some poor schlub got the crap beat out of him and was subjected to the naked aggression and pent-up hostility of 15-20 dancers.
Ahhh, good times.
-afx
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lol......
I have a few.... you already listed some though.....
I cant think of the top of my head but heres a couple more, for the meantime to add to the list.... i'll post more later......
1. NOT TONIGHT - Lil' kim
"I don't want dick tonight, eat my pussy right"
2. MY NECK MY BACK - Khia
"My neck back, lick my pussy and my crack"
3. MY NECK MY SACK - too short
"My neck, My back lick my dick and my sack"
4. WE DON'T NEED IT - Lil kim
"If you aint suckin no dick we don't need it, we don't need it.
If you aint lickin no clits, we don't want it, we don't want it
If you aint drinkin no nut, we don't need it, we don't need it
If you aint lickin no butts, we don't want it, we don't want it"
Seraya.
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don't forget
"blow my fuse" by Kix
"let it Go" by Def Leppard
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Originally Posted by afx link=board=1;threadid=7740;start=msg88645#msg88645 date=1080334417
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhiannon link=board=1;threadid=7740;start=msg88641#msg88641 date=1080333286
Anyone ever heard of "You Suck" By Consolidated? Heh.. That's a kick-ass song.
Yeah, it was on the Consolidated album and it was performed by the Yeastie Girls, a short-lived rap trio. Pretty funny song.
I also remember it well because it was the song at Jake's - my old neighborhood dive - that was used for the birthday/bachelor shows where some poor schlub got the crap beat out of him and was subjected to the naked aggression and pent-up hostility of 15-20 dancers.
Ahhh, good times.
-afx
LOL Afx.. you rock.. The part of the song that kills me is where the guy's whining and saying "I'm tired, I'm tired" LOL.. I didn't think anyone else would know the song, I'm glad you did! hehe
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[quote=Rhiannon link=board=1;threadid=7740;start=msg88641#msg88641 that..
Anyone ever heard of "You Suck" By Consolidated? Heh.. That's a kick-ass song. It's early 90's I think, and I've had the CD forever. I think that should rate up there with the rest of them.. lol
;D LOVE it
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Oh sorry rhia i didnt see that you had already mentioned Khia and Too short's "My neck, my......"
I LOVE the lyrics to "You suck", thanx girl! .... i'm down loading it as i type this LOL
Seraya.
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Originally Posted by seraya (london) link=board=1;threadid=7740;start=msg88678#msg88678 date=1080343311
Oh sorry rhia i didnt see that you had already mentioned Khia and Too short's "My neck, my......"
I LOVE the lyrics to "You suck", thanx girl! .... i'm down loading it as i type this LOL
Seraya.
LOL Seraya.. You're gonna love it. It's a funny song, and just to hear the guy whining in it, is classic.. hahaha
:great:
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Hey, does "Let Me Put My Love Into You" by AC/DC qualify?
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Great thread, Cardinal! Are you a DJ?--you do know your music.
"You Suck" and "Not Tonight" are two of my favorite songs--I play them all the time.
Going way back, The Doors song "Love Me Two Times" is Jim Morrison--never known for his subtlety with women, in spite of his popularity or perhaps because of it--asking for his girl to s**k and f**k him in succession.
The classic Lords of Acid song "I Sit on Acid", which put them on the map, and is a zillion times better than that ridiculous "Show Me Your Pussy" song, has a girl singing "sit on my face" repeatedly, as well as other naughty suggestions. This song came out in the very early 90's, and was played to death then, but should be great to use now.
There was a huge wave of proto-techno music in the early 90's, mostly out of Belgium, called New Beat. Many of these songs, (including the infamous "Finger Fok" that darlinpandora mentioned, which actually had a catchy beat and was funny--the first time you hear it--but then becomes very repetetive and irritating), had very explicit lyrics. I just brought up most of my CDs from Florida after Bike Week, but I will have to go through them to find those oral sex songs I know are in there.
There is one called "Suck the Beat" by the group New Beat Generation, but I wouldn't recommend it for a strip club except maybe for 30 seconds as a joke. Some of the New Beat was fantastic, some of it was kind of lame, just as with techno today.
There are several excellent oral sex songs in this genre, and I will find them...
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Ditto !! This thread is cool !
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I heard that the song, "The Way You Love Me" by Faith Hill was about oral sex...
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Originally Posted by cardinal link=board=1;threadid=7740;start=msg88643#msg88643 date=1080333769
Also, Afroman has a song I think called "But I was high"
"I was going to eat your pussy, but I was high"
Just to complete the record, to the best of my memory:
"I was gonna make love to you, but I was high
I was gonna eat your pussy too, but I got high
Now I'm jackin' off, and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high"
Not to mention a gag song (har, har) from radio show hosts Bob and Tom, impersonating Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, as I understand.
And, folks, THIS is inspired:
Blow me ......
a kiss right now
cause if you're gonna leave me
i will surely miss the way you ....
blow me...........
blow me a kiss
blow me ......
a kiss like ya mean it
blow me .......
a kiss goodbye
I really can't remember anything as hard as this...
so blow me....
so blow me a kiss
some things in life are hard to swallow
I guess she couldn't take it all, Dean
she couldn't handle everything
hey, who could?
but if she comes back tomorrow
I'll be shooting my wad on
flowers and a ring.
honey blow me ........
a kiss as you're leaving baby
oh blow me......
a kiss as you go
and always think about me as you go down..............
your list
baby blow me ...........
a kiss
I'll miss her arms and her elbows
her legs so tall
I'll miss her neck and shoulders
but I'll miss her head most of all
baby blow me................
a kiss as you're leaving, baby
oh blow me..............
a kiss as you go
and if you wanna come
home honey, thats OK
just grab ahold of this and
baby blow me
baby won'tcha blow me
a kiss
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"Blow Me" by Red Peters
"Little Dove" by Faster Pussycat.
"Blow My Whistle" DJ Aligator Project
"Suzi Wants Her All Day Sucker" Extreme
"Taste It" INXS
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Lou Reed "Walk On The Wild Side" Has the line she never lost her head even while giving head. Heard The Doors song "Love Me 2 Times" is about half and half. Has the line love me once and do not speak or something like that. Bruce Springsteen had a song about making love to a red headed women he wrote not long after hooking up with Patti. One line talks about tasting a red headed woman and another about getting your tires rotated.
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wow...i'm surprised no one mentioned that Peaches and Cream song... i think it's by 112 or something... they play the hell out of it at my club...
and also this song by Tori Amos Raspberry Swirl... i have heard is about l oral sex...
perhaps lesbian oral... i'm not too sure... but i love tori amos so...
see for yourself:
"...if you want inside her well
boy you better make her raspberry swirl
things are getting desperate
when all the boys can't be men
everybody knows I'm her friend
everybody knows I'm her man.."
xoxo
heidi
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Djoser, no I am not a DJ, I found that list on some web-site
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Ooh! Ooh! Don't forget the song, "Where Life Begins" by Madonna off of her "Erotica" album...
"Now what could be better than a home cooked meal?
How you wanna eat it depends on how you feel.
You can eat all you want and you don't get fat.
Now where else can you go for a meal like that?
It's not fair to be selfish and stingy,
every girl should experience eating out.
Someitmes when I get home from a hard day at work,
I swear it's all I can think about."
;)
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KISS, "Lick It Up"
i had never heard that "you suck" song. thanks rhi. lol.
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Ok, Some great songs listed here, but ya gotta love
"Figured You Out" by Nickelback, It is so erotic 8)
I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at meYou're like my favorite damn disease
And I love the places that we go
And I love the people that you know
And I love the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
I like the freckles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test
I like the white stains on your dress
I love the way you pass the check
And I love the good times that you wreck
(...good times that you wreck)***
And I love your lack of self respect
While you're passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)
I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease
And I hate the places that we go
And I hate the people that you know
(...the people that you know)***
And I hate the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I hate the powder on your nose
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)
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how about Not tonight by Lil Kim... here are the lryics... :D... i highlighted my favorite parts about oral ;)
I know a dude named Jimmy used to run up in me
Night time pissy drunk off the henny rimmy
I didn't mind it, when he fucked me from behind
It felt fine, 'specially when he used to grind it
He was a trick when I sucked his dick
Used to pass me bricks, credit cards and shit
Suck him to sleep,I took the keys to the jeep
Tell him "I'll be back," go fuck with some other cats
Flirtin', gettin' numbers, in the summer, hoe hop
Raw top in my mans drop
Then this homey Jimmy, he's screamin "Gimme,"
Lay me on my back, bustin' nuts all in me
After ten times we fucked, I think I bust twice
He was nice, kept my neck filled with ice
Put me in Chanels, kept me out nice
Cold suckin' his dick, rockin' tha mike
It was somethin' about this dude I couldn't stand
Somethin' that coulda made his ass a real man
Somethin' I wanted, but I never was pushy
the motherfucker never ate my pussy
Chorus: I don't want dick tonight, eat my pussy right
Uh, uh, uh, uh Lil' Kim, Lil' Kim, bring it to me now
I know a dude named Ron Doo push a Q
Had a wild crew on Flatbush and Avenue U
Had a weedspot, used to pump African black
He used to, seal his bag so his workers wouldn't cap
I used to see him, in the tunnel, with fuckers at dawn
Whisper in my ear he wanna get his fuck on
I dug him, so I fucked him, it wasn't nuttin'
He wanted me to suck him, but I didn't, I aint frontin'
The sex was wack, a four stroke creep
I jumped on his dick, rode his ass to sleep
He called next week, askin' why I aint beep him
"I thought your ass was still sleepin."
He laughed, told me he bought a new Path
Could he come over right fast and fuck my pretty ass?
I'll pass, nigga the dick was trash
If sex was record sales you would be double plat
The only way you seein' me is if you eatin' me
Downtown taste my love like Horace Brown
Tryin' to impress me with your five G stones
I give you ten G's nigga if you leave me alone, screamin'
Chorus
The moral of the story is this
You aint lickin' this, you aint stickin' this
And I got witnesses, ask any nigga I been with
They aint hit shit till they stuck they tongue in this
I aint with that frontin' shit
I got my own Benz, I got my own ends, immediate friends
Me and my girls rock worlds, some big niggas
Fuck for car keys, and double digit figures
Good dick I cherish, I could be blunt
I treat it like it's precious, I aint gonna front
For limp dick niggas, that's frontin' like they willy
Suck my pussy till they kill me, you feel me?
Chorus
xoxo
heidi