The Olde Forum Fishing Hole
The Olde Forum Fishing Hole
WARNING, YOU MUST HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. THE BITTER AND PESSIMISTS ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED>>>>>>
Walk … Walk … Tap… Tap…..
Swish… Swish….
Gurgle, gurgle,
Well I am finally at the old fishing hole. Let’s open the tackle box and see what we’re fishing for today.
Hmm… The water’s a little cold and it appears relatively clear..
I could go after the IwannaFuckaStripper fish.. I won’t though. They are so plentiful and really a trash sucker fish. There’s no fight in them. They literally jump on your hook. The only fun is leaving the hook in and then seeing how many times the same one can be caught. Think I’ll pass on this one.
Hmmm, how about the pervert fish. I could use the “genital piercing” bait. But that’s been used recently. Anyway, when you catch the pervert catfish, you have to be careful. They ejaculate a white slimy substance all over you. So you have to be careful not to touch them. Hard to get rid of them once they get your PM bait.
We could go after the Big Old “Stripper Club Junkie” Bass. This is dangerous, as they all group together and hang out in the old blue hole. If you go there, you better be careful. These are hard to catch. Pass on that one today.
Given the season, it could be a perfect time and season to catch the most impressive thing of all…..drum roll….. “The bitter defensive STRIPPER fish. This seems to be the perfect spot.
Creeeakk… Opening the tackle box. “What kind of bait did I bring?” Um…. Well I have some of the “Why are you a lesbian?” lures… but, I don’t know.. It doesn’t appeal to everyone of the fish..
“Oh my GOD, what is this in the bottom of the tackle box? “ Don’t tell me I have an ample supply of the “Why do all strippers hate men?” fishing fly? And this one is in spectacular colors too……
“Well, I think I will bait this and cast it out there.” Crunch, Swish, Whirl. PLOP.
Water swirling, now frothing. ZING. The line is running out at 60000 miles / hour..
IT’S the MOTHER LODE!!!!!!!! Look at the size of that one… and what a fighter too. Whoa baby . I haven’t seen a set of dorsals like that since I scanned throught the gallery.
Oh my GOD, it’s bigger than I am.. I’m being pulled in. I can’t let go. HELP ME SOMEONE I’M BEING EATEN ALIVE.
What other fish have I missed.
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What's your point..
Where's the humor in this?...What's funny about the above?...I don't see it...
:bored:
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Hmm looks like someone missed the warning.
Must remember that metaphorical sardonic humor will catch the IDontgetitDahhh fish.
;D
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I don't think it's that funny either. But if someone else does.... cool. And it's not because it offends me...it doesn't. :)
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So...sitri...Are you saying that I'm dumb...or of lesser intelligence than you...because I don't find humor in the things that you find to be funny...
I found the stuff contained in the post offensive...and not funny at all...but...whatever...
:queen: + :bullwhip: = :cutie: :mischievous: :cloud9:
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For really good fishing, just throw a gerbil on the hook. You'll get lots of Scarcastifish, and a few rainbow trout.
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Nope Mac You get a pack a ASPCAfish
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Ouch, looks like I caught the DomBarracuda. Nice teeth and I really like the rear view.
Topaz,
I wonder if I should play submissive or go for the fight.
Sort of like that joke
Masochist:" Hit me, spank me, whip me."
Sadist:" NO I Won't".
The point is in direct reference and supportive of earlier posts of "Why do strippers hate men" and comments about trolling.Where everyone is commenting about the purpose of the thread.
If you can stand back and see what is really happening, I think this is a good metaphor about how some of the posts are approached. And I am allowed an opinion to express it. As are you.
Topaz, And I love it when you get out the smiley with the whip...
Is that extra?
::)
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I belive the problem with this particular peice of forum satire is that it is hard to understand, untill the last part I didnt know where the narrator was coming from, what the narrator speaking as a stipper on the hunt, or as a customer trying to date a stripper (IwannaFuckaStripper fish), only at the end did I see that it was a guy trolling for strippers, although the troll pun was the best part of the joke..... I just feel it could have been writen better....
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Yes...you're intitled to your opinion...Everyone here is supposed to be....but then...when at least one somebody expresses Her opinion about the topic...you insult Her intelligence...
And THAT...my dear...is NOT cool...
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Ooooh, Topaz, the dominatrix is coming out in you already! *bow*
I love it!
Lena
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I agree, I should have taken more time to polish it up. It was a " 5 minute before I go to the airshow" job. I was too rushed. It needs some work.
It was definitely chumming in the hole.
Thanks for the critiquing.
ta ta