i just want to vent some here... lately at my club on the weekends there has been an overflow of broke ass wanna-be ghetto thugs... they drive me insane with their lack of tipping and grabbiness (just another reason i'm looking to change clubs...)
Here are some of my favorite lines from this clientele...
"Yo ma... Youre so beautiful but i ain't got no dollaz left..." or
"Yo, I'd love a lapdance but allz i got left is 3 dollaz, but can i get your numba?"... "I don't pay no hoes.."...
"You real cute shorty but i only gotz one dolla left and i need it for my Phille blunt"....or my personal favorite line of non-tippage... "Yo ma, I'm straight" (my response... "I know you are straight that is why you are here") ) ugggh....
anyone have any similar experieces? i hope not...
xoxo
heidi
