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I'm disgusted! was my cat turned on by me?
I was masturbating the other day and my cat Bufort (8 months old and not yet spade) jumped on the bed and when I looked over to see if it was him his eyes got all big and he bit my arm like he would do to a female cat in heat! what the fuck is going on?? Is it possible for my cat to get turned on by seeing me masturbate? I've never heard anything like this
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Hey this is a serious post. This always happened to me. I had to buy a dog to keep the cat out of the room.
Unfortunately, he is even more turned on than the cat. And since he is bigger, I have to let him finish. How do I get rid of a rash on my leg...
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Originally Posted by sitri link=board=1;threadid=8345;start=msg98193#msg98193 date=1082231817
Hey this is a serious post. This always happened to me. I had to buy a dog to keep the cat out of the room.
Unfortunately, he is even more turned on than the cat. And since he is bigger, I have to let him finish. How do I get rid of a rash on my leg...
LMFAO You're too funny.. Disturbing, yet funny. LOL
:rotfl:
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why are you masturbating in front of your cat?
I'm sorry, but I have dogs and when I "fly solo" or when I had sex with my ex, I would always do it in my room, where the dogs could not see. Maybe they dont know, or maybe they do, but thats just skeevy (?) to me. They DO have eyes, and they DO look, so I dont care, but I never do it.
Next time, bang yourself ALONE.
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Re:I'm disgusted! was my cat turned on by me?
Stella, trade in your cat for some tropical fish. Be careful about the kissing Gouramis though
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any pussy that bites back should be avoided
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is this post "for real?"
you have got to be kidding me girl?
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I have a dog and she can "smell" me. I know it sounds gross but animals can smell your sence -and they react to it.
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Oh Dear God!! Im with Monty, trade the stinking cat in for some fish or a lizard or possibly a bird IN A CAGE in another room!
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ROTFL....my dog ALWAYS knows!! I shut him out of the room but he can smell me from behind the closed door. He'll start howling and crying to get back in. It's especially bad when me and bf are trying to have sex. The dog knows EXACTLY what we're doing and wants to come in. It's really pretty gross. I've had him steal my panties before (me and the bf were having sex and I left my clothes on the floor....after we were done, I couldn't find my underwear....dog took them and hid them...nice right?). The dog also goes nuts when we change clothes....loves to sniff the crotch....it's terrible, I have to shut him out of the room. He's actually started licking my bf penis before. At first he thought it was funny but when the dog got a little too into it, he freaked out. LMAO Since my dog (who is a neutered male) seems to get turned on my guys more than girls, we call him our little "gay dog".
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just get your cat fixed... nieither of my cats care when we have sex, they only bother us in the morning because they can hear us and they want food....
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My cat never cared...He only wanted to harrass me when I was sleeping.
My dog on the other hand would sit at the foot of the bed as if we'd put on a porno movie just for her! She ate the crotch out of at least two pairs of extra sweaty/stinky pants/panties--(like post workout) if she could steal them from the hamper. I just figured she was extra scent sensitive........ There wasn't any place to lock her up except the bathroom since I had an open loft........
Funny her crazy "eat my pants habit" never bothered me as much as her "eat $2000 worth of Nina's shoes habit".
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Meow"Hey baby, cum here often?meow
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My cat is so used to it by now that she doesn't even get off my chest when I begin to "buzz" down there.
Yet she remains terrified of my electric toothbrush!
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I don't like dogs, but I had a friend who had a mastiff who always ate her panties if she left them lying on the floor.
My cat does look at me odd if I happen to masturbate in front of her, but it looks like more of a 'what the hell are you doing' kind of look. I had a boy cat before her who did the same - just an odd look. I generally 'hide' from the kitty because that look throws me off.
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Personally, when I have sex with my dog I would NEVER let the cat watch - that would be disgusting, not to mention the jealousy factor.
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It is sort of like the riddle with the guy with one boat that has to transport the fox, the chicken, and the bag of seed. You can only transport one at a time.
BUT, you can NOT have the fox and chicken together because the fox will eat the chicken, and you can't have the chicken and the grain together because the chicken will eat the grain.
That is why if you are utilizing the dog for sex, you can also utilize the hampster. However, you can not have the cat and the hampster at the same time because the cat will eat the hampster. (Unless of course you want to distract the cat so it will not bite you)
Time for a hampster dance.
Cheers.
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ok this thread has gotten a little weird.....
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Originally Posted by Weluckyfew link=board=1;threadid=8345;start=msg98761#msg98761 date=1082390431
Personally, when I have sex with my dog I would NEVER let the cat watch - that would be disgusting, not to mention the jealousy factor.
LOL WeLuckyFew.. Again, Funny yet disturbing.. hahaha
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Ami, I have to agree, it's gotten very weird, but.. The topic was a bit weird to begin with.. LOL
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Rhiannon and Ami,
We need a new topic. Can you be so gracious as to come up with one? Or you can add to this one...
For instance, maybe the cat needs its own personal vib... Where would you recommend the best places to shop for one? Would it be a two paw model? Do they come with different speeds? Is it safe to share if you own more than 1 cat.
WeLuckyFew, what do you think.
This is just for fun... I've been working on my servers all morning and I need a release.
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Originally Posted by sitri link=board=1;threadid=8345;start=msg98789#msg98789 date=1082396011
Rhiannon and Ami,
We need a new topic. Can you be so gracious as to come up with one? Or you can add to this one...
For instance, maybe the cat needs its own personal vib... Where would you recommend the best places to shop for one? Would it be a two paw model? Do they come with different speeds? Is it safe to share if you own more than 1 cat.
WeLuckyFew, what do you think.
This is just for fun... I've been working on my servers all morning and I need a release.
LMFAO.. You know, I bet someone somewhere does have vibes for kitties for sale. Very disturbing I know, but they have everything these days.
I have to agree though, we need to let this thread die and make a more exciting one. To some, this kitty voyeur thread may be exciting, but um, let's move on, shall we? LOL
:eyebrow:
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Originally Posted by ami link=board=1;threadid=8345;start=msg98769#msg98769 date=1082393367
ok this thread has gotten a little weird.....
Ain't that always what happens? Someone tries to start a nice, normal, wholesome thread about masterbating with their cat and then someone has to come along and make it weird.
Kitty vibrators? Anyone who has lived with a cat or dog in heat has thought about this need at least once - some abnoxious animal bouncing off the walls and making Excorcist sounds. I recommend a pet escort service. You call and they bring over some spade/neutered animal, your pet gets to let nature take its course, then afterwards they're all mellowed out and you can sit and watch movies together.
Really, i think this is a great idea. If you're on this board chances are you know the value of sex, and if you love your pet you want them to be happy and fufilled...
Mark Fradl, Pet Pimp.
Have pussy, will travel.
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I think we can franchise this.... Fortune 500 here we come. Katrine is in charge of cats... she has the best MEOWWWWWWWWWWW..
P.S. This really has to die. I am laughing so hard, I had to shut my door at work..
Would it be legal to pimp a shaved pussy? I for one am not going to approach a cat with a razor! ;D
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There are mobile pet grooming services for that. They will come out with their van, take your cat out so as not to make a mess in your house, shave and bathe your cat and clip their nails if not declawed....
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Maybe someone could give the cat some Ecstacy and we could chaulk it all up to the Pet E File.