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http://www.cassandrascrittercare.com/
She is a friend of mine, she actually paints her poodle different colors, very punk rock....
I am sure she can be cojoled into pimping that poodle out since he is a big sexy stud. You might have to pay "extra" for cat service though....
For C2C (cat 2 cat), allow me to suggest this little spayed angel below....
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how cute is he!!!!!! ahhhh
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i seriously doubt your cat clawed at you because he was turned on by you. That's ludacris.
i would hate to see this weird accusation turn into a homeless pet.
Get your cat spayed/neutered. ITS like 60 bucks, and if you cant to it the SPCA would be glad to for a low cost, or even free.
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My landlord's cat likes to come over, cuddle in my lap, rub himself all over me, purrrr like crazy, then look me deep in my eyes...and lets out the stinkiest gassiest fart EVER!
I'm not even trolling, its true! I can't keep his fatass out of my house!
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Katrine. Katrine, Katrine, Katrine...you're in denial, hon. This isn't really a cat we're talking about here is it?
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Man, I know what you are talking about the the animal farts.
We just got a 2 year old boxer and talk about farting, we have to clear the room when he gets going. I have got to work on his diet.
OK and big sexy stud can not be uses to describe a poodle. What is this? METRODOG?? Getting his hair done and balls shaved. There's something disturbing about male poodles.
Hey, I thought this thread was going to die!!!!! Save me
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Yeah, my boyfriend gets sleep gas too every once in a while. That's when I sleep on the porch......
Poor Katrine, living in a world of stink!!!
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Oh damn.. We've gone from a horny cat who's turned on by his owner maturbating in front of him, to gassy animals. What has this world come to? LOL
The thread did need a little lightening up though. lmfao
I wonder if beanoâ„¢ works on animals?
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Originally Posted by Katrine link=board=1;threadid=8345;start=msg98723#msg98723 date=1082374626
My cat is so used to it by now that she doesn't even get off my chest when I begin to "buzz" down there.
Yet she remains terrified of my electric toothbrush!
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:rotfl: This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've ever read here, aside from that one about what strippers do after work. You know, this one about us having orgies with midgets and ravaging the postman with Skippy peanut butter:
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/ind...rt=msg23#msg23
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Originally Posted by ami link=board=1;threadid=8345;start=msg98453#msg98453 date=1082304730
just get your cat fixed... nieither of my cats care when we have sex, they only bother us in the morning because they can hear us and they want food....
I agree, and it's generally a good idea to fix pets anyway. Cats and dogs have a very keen sense of smell that can work to heighten their arousal level.
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So I think we have finally solved the problem though our shared community effort!
Based on NinaDaisy's analysis about the fine olefactory ability of animals, the solution is a liberal dose of FDS to eliminate the odor of tuna fish before masturbating in the same room as your favorite 4 legged companion.
This will eliminate the urge of the kitty to nibble you while you are petting your other kitty.
Die thread die...
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Wait a second! Have we sunk to pussy licking pussy now? I did read about that in a book once, but dayum! You people are just crazy! Crazy I tell ya!
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ewwwwwwww LOL Yuck!!!! Cats have a rough tongue anyway! Why dont they just cut out a strip of sandpaper and exfoliate their genitals???
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Bridgette,
What do you mean sunk. We have always been on the bottom and plan to remain on the bottom. To sink, we would at one time have to be elevated to sink again.
I am interested about Lexi's experience with cat tongues. If you would care to elucidate us, I am sure we would love to hear all of the tails errr tales.
To get you in the mood, please refer to the picture post by Katrine earlier.. ;D
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lol i remember when i first got my cat,me and my bf lived in a studio apartment, so the cat really couldnt help but be in the same room.
,ha one night,we left a rave early to uhhh have sex, anyways, at one point i was screaming (as you do) my cat came up and started attacking my bf, lol she thought he was hurting me!!
im glad we live in a one bedroom place now!!
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i have 2 dogs and a cat and they sleep on the bed at night i have never had any issues with any of them bothering me while im .. um yeah... and one is male and he has never botherd me. they lay one the bed and just look at me then go back to sleep. so hell maybe my dogs are just dumb or cant smell. but i have never heard about a cat doing any thing about a girl in heat i have heard storys about dogs and girls in heat. wierd
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OMG!! WTF??? ??? ??? ??? ??? Wow....
That's all I can say....
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Sitri, I used to have a cat when I was little and it would lick my hand...it hurt like hell. You are so NASTY for saying I have "experiences" with cats... lol NASTY NASTY NASTY
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oooh, Lexi, I love it when you talk that way.....
How can you resurrect this thread? I thought I had it buried with a stake in it...?????
But, OK. I have a partial story on the cat.... where do we go from here??? ;D