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Yep!!
So?
I work for the F.B.I = female body inspector :o ;D ;)
Me, too, big daddy ;D
duh! :)
And your point is??? What are we selling? illegal lapdances via the internet! Oh boy, what a felony!
I'm sure FBI agents like LDs too.
>>>Sad<<<
The FBI likes to look at pics of beautiful women as much as the next person. As for monitoring this site for anything even approaching a legal violation, they have better things to do. I am sure they are more likely to monitor Ebay for stolen items, fraud, and terrorist-facilitating items.
If I were of a bent to do so, I would attribute the surge in interest in the gallery to horny FBI agents, LOL.
Add: And if they are reading--FIND Whitey Bulger!!
I sure hope the FBI monitors this website.. maybe teach those assholes to be better tippers! :rotfl:
actually, I was hoping that the CIA was monitoring also. That way they might be able to find out what happened to the two travelling dancers who posted once from Mexico City, and then weren't heard from again !
FBI? CIA? Bah! :P We deserve better attention than those low-level pencil-pushers. Personally, I'm hoping we qualify to be monitored by the Men in Black. 8)
I highly doubt that....i think they are too busy trying to find osama and dealing with the fact that al qeida is still threatening to use planes as bombs and hit more buildings etc.
Well, look who has her national priorities all messed up. :P And how do you know that old blanket head isn't hiding out in a strip club in Las Vegas? Uh? Uh? Have we found him yet? Uh? Uh? There. I made my point.Quote:
Originally Posted by vegasvixen1 link=board=1;threadid=8600;start=msg101318#msg1013 18 date=1082920680
Oh, and if the FBI, CIA, or Men In Black need a deep undercover agent to infiltrate the world of exotic dancing as a high-spending patron, I will volunteer for such a hazardous job. I feel it is my civic duty to do so.
Illegal lapdances and being all so damn hot we should be illegal right Lexi??? LOL...
I think they feel that you dancers could easily take over the world with your hot bodies and amazing ability to influence us men to do whatever you want us to. What's the difference between going to the ATM and the FBI website? I bet some dummies in gubment would sell out the US if they think they had a shot at going home with you ladies. he he
uh, I mean, why would you do something like that? that would be un-American, uh and wouldn't be right. uh, Why would the fbi care about a bunch of hot women?
(ducking as the black helicopters and black suburbans circle my apartment)
Butchee = TROLL!!!!!!
But seriously, I'm really sad this asshole blew my cover! I've been on this site and other stripper sites, monitoring like crazy and using this fake dancer persona as a cover to make everyone trust me! I'm really gathering evidence for a HUGE worldwide stripper bust right now! Just needed a little more time....and this fucker had to let the cat outta the bag :mad: :cop:
MELONIE, RUN!!! YOU HEARD HER!!! RUN, MELONIE, RUN!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=1;threadid=8600;start=msg101353#msg1013 53 date=1082929732
roflmao
hmmm ... HUGE ... BUST ... MELONIE ... RUNS
I can see the friggin headline now !
Ahh Butchee, you've caught on to us so I'll spill the beans.
Stripperweb isn't really a dancer community, but a cover for a worldwide black budget operative against Islamic terrorism. Why strippers? Well its obvious. Who on earth would be more qualified to make sexually repressed Muslim men cough up intel on upcoming terrorist plots? Yes, a seemingly innocent question like:
What kind of outifts do you like?
Is simply code for:
Getting naked in Fallujah at 0900 Zulu. Gotta send some of these insurgent asshats off to Allah!!
Do you question these girls loyalty to their cause? I have proof. For example, here's a story about a patriotic peeler that saved miliary installations in San Antonio from certain destruction.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/arti...9/200624.shtml
And where did the 9/11 hijackers go their last night on earth? A strip club. You see, after hanging around women in burkahs their whole lives, these thugs can't resist our good ol' American T & A. Kinda puts that 72 virgins crapola into perspective doesn't it.
And how did we dispatch the Taliban so quickly? Air campaign? Bunker busting bombs? Why no our secret weapons were breasts! What do you think that "Northern Alliance" really was?
Those guys were so deprived of seeing flesh that they were absolutely speechless watching our "secret ops" taking their clothes off in front of them. At least long enough for our gals to pull their top secret shrink ray guns and reduce them to size of cockroaches. Then after laughing at them in a sadistic manner for a few minutes, our girls stomped those ratty terrorists into goo with their platforms. Kabul fell within hours and all was right.
So Butchee, I'd be careful what you say here. These gals know what branch of Al-queda you're working for and know where to find you. Don't be surprised if you find yourself being interrogated with a couple of half naked hotties strangling you a g-string and poking their spiked heels deep into your internal organs. These ladies mean business.
They also don't leave witnesses, so now they have to kill me too for revealing this information to you. Thanks a lot pal.
:thankyou:
Sorry for the loose lips ladies. I'm ready to die now. Make it quick.
:blindfold:
A little known fact is that the cartoon character STRIPPERELLA is in fact based on a real life dancer recently recruited by Stan Lee (who has secretly been an operative for the men in Black for years) from this very site! I kid you not!
Due to her success in fighting crime, the FBI/MIB are in fact monitoring this site looking for new canditates to develpoe a secret agent/undercover stripper squad!!!
Rumor on the net says it will be called Fox Force Five.................oh wait a minute that was from Pulp Fiction wasnt it...ahhhh...ok nevermind.;-/ lol
You all are giving this troll way TOO MUCH of our top secret information! We will have to review all of your cases and decide on the best method of punishment!
LOL
The FBI?? Nooooo, please don't let them read about the big pimple that I posted about a month or so ago, that might get me in all sorts of trouble!!
Lap dances? What are those?????
I don't know about you guys, but I'm selling crack out of my ass to support terrorist activity. Arrest me now!
Seriously, even if this website was being monitored, what could the FBI really find? Tips on how to shave your snatch properly? Where to buy cheap dancer clothes? Yeesh.