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this is really funny...
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=4146756343
this is really funny...
I am having a hard time understanding why a $1200 dress is being auctioned at $15K... the post is funny, but not *fourteen thousand dollars* funny.
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I now have five marriage proposals. You would think my speaking of the ones I already got yesterday would have put a damper on it, but you women sure are persistent. One woman actually said she doesn’t want to marry me, but wouldn’t mind being my ex-wife. Hmmm. Let me think about that. Nope. No thanks, already got one. (Pssst. Didn’t I mention I had one? Who wants an ex-wife that can’t read? Now, I know what you guys are thinking - "If she can’t read, then the divorce would be smooth sailing." Well, that would be all well and good but I didn’t say her ATTORNEY couldn’t read. You following me on this?)
Other emails are serious buyers asking about the dress. "How long is the train?" and "Does the gown come with the headdress and veil?" Yes, headdress and veil are included, but the do-rag stays with me. And if the train was long enough for my ex’s caboose, it’s long enough for yours. You will have to supply your own baggage, though. I gave mine to Goodwill.
Guess it is back down to 15. Must've been a fake bidder. Now has preapproved bidder rules b/c of media.
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Woooooooohoooooo! What a wild ride! The emails are coming faster than the hits. And now personal appearances. First Star94 radio in Atlanta, then King5 in Seattle,now the Today Show with that I-used-to-be-a-fat-weatherman-but-now-I-am-as-skinny-as-Regis-but-twice-as-funny Al "I will turn this car around" Roker.
It is amazing; all this media hype. Hey, Al! Any relation to Roxy?
i got a good laugh out of it he seems like a cool guy
HAHAHA, that's hilarious!!!!!
Hmm, I wonder if he'd take me to that Mariners game he's hoping to get tickets for. I love the M's. ;)
Hehe.. He looks mighty purty in that dress, I reckon.
:rotfl:
The cheerleader hair was another favorite line of mine.