I want to tell them something smart, but I don't know what to say. Any suggestions?
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I want to tell them something smart, but I don't know what to say. Any suggestions?
Here's an oldie but a goodie I used to use when I'd get some drunk jerk in the audience back when I was a magician. I used to say, "Yeah.....I remember back when I had my first beer too!" :)
I completely ignore them. Including no eye contact. They're not worth my time of day, especially when I'm wearing a flashy watch!
"I'm more man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get" !!!
Harrassing Jerkweed: "Hey Baby... yer fiiiinnneee. Howzabout we go in that back alley"?
lalalatina: "No thanks. Its obvious your DNA structure doesnt not form the shape of a double helix, and you are apparently missing one or more of the essential amino acids to form the neccessary chain. You really need to evolve out of the Primordial soup before you can even deign to request a moment of my time".
OR
Harrassing Jerkweed: "Hey Baby... yer fiiiinnneee. Howzabout we go in that back alley"?
lalalatina: "Why me? Your mother isnt out of jail yet?"
OR
Harrassing Jerkweed: "Hey Baby... yer fiiiinnneee. Howzabout we go in that back alley"?
lalalatina: "Um, no.. because.. well.. youre a Harrassing Jerkweed, you big dumb poop head".
Don't call him a donkey head. That would be immature.
now, THAT's a smart comeback!Quote:
Originally Posted by Prester_John link=board=1;threadid=8971;start=msg106123#msg1061 23 date=1083877528
i am always very polite to people who harrass on the street because i'm pretty small and i don't want to upset anybody. i bought myself a ring that I wear on my ring finger and I'll either totally ignore them or if they KNOW i've seen/heard them, I'll just smiile really nicely and say that I'm married, or I'll speed up and say sorry but I'm really in a rush right now. I don't know. I just get scared of guys because I've been called all types of things before for being less than polite, and it can get scary. Oftentimes if I see someone ahead of me who I think might bother me I"ll pick up my cell phone and start talking on it to avoid contact.
PJ.. LOL Hiliarious, as always!Quote:
Originally Posted by Prester_John link=board=1;threadid=8971;start=msg106123#msg1061 23 date=1083877528
Melonie, I LOVE that comeback! lol
I try to project an air of "Too far above you for you to even try/ Upstanding member of the community (ie pastors wife,city council member, physician out on a stroll). If the guy isn't a complete idiot he will usually catch the signal and I get more of a respectful adoring hello........... I dress pretty conservatively, but it's still hard to hide sexiness!
My two friends and I spent alot of time walking in Puerto Rico, and being 3 attractive gringas down there we got a lot of attention on the street. Our standard response became, in unison: "STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!" :biggrin:
haha those are good comebacks! I normally just walk straight past them or throw them a filthy look that says 'you dumb piece of s#*t what do u think your doing' and they usually feel like an idiot and don't say anything more. :D
I don't normally entertain those types either. I like to ignore people as the best answer. That way, noone can ever say to you that you were rude or whatever.
But when I do have my moments (and we all have 'em), I give a bit of a condescending glare. Sometimes I don't even realise how it comes across. I've had some pretty harsh comments directed at me as a result of it (including a few racial ones too), but I just keep walking.
To a guy who creeped along beside me in his car as I walked on the sidewalk and he didn't get the hint: "WTF do you think you're doing?!?! Stop following me!"
He: "oh I'm not following you..."
Me: "WELL THEN WTF ARE YOU DOING? (picking up cell) GET OUTTA MY FACE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!!!"
He: Tucked tail and drove away.
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Depends on the situation and environment, but sometimes ya gotta get kinda aggressive to get stupid fucksticks to leave you alone.
This happened a couple of weeks ago. My friend and I were walking to a party around campus and we really weren't dressed that hoochy...i was wearing a one shouldered tank top and jeans, and she was wearing a spaghetti strap top and jeans - and it was 80 degrees. A car load of girls drove by and yelled "whores" and then stopped at the stop sign near by, window still down. my friend (I love her) walked up closer to the car, looks in and says, "well do you mind sharing how much YOU all weight or is that why you're all bundled up tonight?"
the following day -no joke- we were walking to get ice cream, both wearing t-shirts and jeans, i had my hair up in a big red bun and sunglasses on. a car load of guys rolls up and stops at a light and yells "whores" at us...maybe it's the way we hold our heads up? I don't know. Once again my friend comes back with "are you fiesty cuz you aren't getting laid...how small IS your penis?"
maybe you had to be there - but i thought it was hilarious
Jillian hon, I'm so sorry....I must have sent those awful people your way! Three years ago, I got the exact same thing...only I was walking with my bf wearing jeans, a jacket, no makeup. It was in the middle of the night and on several different days that semester, a group of guys in a car would pull up next to us and scream "whore" at me! And for no damn reason! It's not like we were making out or anything! F-ing assholes!
But anyway, how I handle people probably isn't what most girls do. Even though I don't look it, I am a BAAAD mo-fo! I learned how to talk some SERIOUS game growing up (I lived in an abusive household). I seriously should look into the WWE as a future career. I don't let ANYONE scare me. I convince them AND myself that I could flatten them in about 2 seconds. I use every bad word in the book and end up sounding like a pissed off and drunk truck driver. I've had a few guys try to mess with me....I always go full-throttle, no-holds, psycho killer on their ass! They put a hand on me, I'll break their finger. I make sure to inform them what kind of weapons my long finger nails, high heel shoes, and SERIOUS attitude can be! Most guys won't believe you at first.....make 'em bleed a bit though and they run like HELL!!!!! It's all about confidence. People can sense weakness like you wouldn't believe. You have to KNOW you are the shit and make sure everyone else knows it too! When I walk around at night, I walk boldly, at a fast pace, with my head up, and with a damn strong look on my face (like if anyone says two words to me, I'll bust their gut open). In fact, repeat all the most evil things you can think of to do to a person in your head as you walk. People will think you're angry as hell (and you should be) and they'll leave you alone.
whoa...Quote:
Originally Posted by SCGirl link=board=1;threadid=8971;start=msg106717#msg1067 17 date=1083991073
note to self....dont ever fuck with SCGirl...
:shocked:
"Come back!" jk
Glad this was posted as I've been taking the new puppy out to go potty frequently. These guys were relentless the other day, (my building is on a corner and they had a red light) "Hey are you deaf!? Dude I think she's deaf." I gave them the finger. Not sure they got the humor in that, but I had myself a good laugh.
outside of the club I will act like SC girl.. I also lived in a not so lovely household too.. So lippin off and tellin people where to go is a second hobby almost.
People really dont say shit to me unless im at work.. and even then its pretty rare... *as far as smack talking goes..*
I mean who is going to start saying stuff to a 6'+*heels* bitch on wheels? I sware unless i got a smile from cheeck to cheeck when guys look at me their weiners shrivle up and they grow boobs..
As for the sexuial harassment.. ROFL i just roll my eyes at them and HAH! in their face followed by walking away and laughing.. that generally shuts them up ;) ;D ;D
or of im ina mean mood i tell them to literally take a hike :o
then again i can be the sweetest gal ever.. just as long as you rub me the right way. ;)
I give what i get with a little extra umph sometimes..
Regarding the "whore" comments... I think that's mostly teenage guys daring each other to yell things out the window- or, of course, jealous females.
Last summer, while coming out of a male strip club in Seattle with my friends, some young punk guys in a truck decided it would be cool to scream "WHORES!" at us as they drove by. I don't know what possessed me to, but I flashed them. It was just kind of an automatic thing, like, "I'll show you a whore!"
Ahh, it was a good feeling watching that truck go up on the curb. Perhaps I surprised them. :) The driver's hat actually flew right off his head and out the window! They drove away very silently after that. My friend suggested I take the kid's hat as a souvenier, but he probably had lice or something.
I ignore at first, useually, unless I want to fuck with them and make them look like idiots. but if they keep harrasing me I might say "i cant talk, i am on my way to meet my (insert protective male sounding noun here, ex: boyfriend, brother, husband) and I am suppost to be there in like 5 minutes.... then keep walking...Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelEyezXYZ link=board=1;threadid=8971;start=msg106231#msg1062 31 date=1083889089
sometimes i know they arent a threat and I will fuck with them, its like a game... one time I was waiting to cross the street and some guys at the light say "hey babe, i gots uh twenty" I ignored.. they kept pushing, and pushing, stupid light, "oh, so youre so bad you gotta pay for it?".....
sitri, that herpes comment would prolly work really well if they were with a big group of thier friends...
Isolabella I get that deaf stuff too, idiots, maybe we just dont want to hear what you got to say....
I live in NYC and although I grew up here, I'm still trying to find new ways of telling them to fuck off. These comments are great. I recently remembered one.
"if I threw a stick, would you leave me alone?"
that was good
Prester - hilarious, as always.
I love Mel's response too!
I play deaf unless there may be an actual confrontation - then I square off - I catch a buzz off of confrontation and have a foul vocabulary when provoked - and having been in more scraps with men than I ever have women - they dont scare me - and like someone posted here already - its surprising how confidence scares the bravado right outta them. Well, in all reality any pathetic example of a man/boy that barks at women is in fact the biggest sign of a coward.
Maybe little Johnnie has a domineering mommy . . .
fishnet posted this on the SCJ site, it seems appropriate for this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by fishnet link=board=1;threadid=4;start=msg22371#msg22371 date=1082938858
Click on this link: http://www.5skaggs.com/Life_as_a_Guy.htm
then click on "Life as a Guy" to start it.
i ignore, but ive ALWAYS wanted to stop and ask, "has that LAME line EVER worked for you??" i mean, what the hell? i have never met any couple who got together from the man yell crude things at the woman in public...
you should be flattered by cat calling.