The Legendary Stripper ( part 1.)
The Legendary Stripper
1. Never Chew Gum
2. Never swear
3. Know where restrooms and pay phones are
4. If customer ask if there is a cigarette machine ask them what brand they smoke and get it for them
5. Know the weather forecast
6. Don't gather at the bar with other dancers
7. Never let customers overhear problems or business situations
8.When lap dancing unless you make your customer HARD you have not done your job.
9.When going to the V I P Room carry your customers Drink for them.
10.Walk guest partly to restroom or payphone.
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Well, here's my true idea of... ( and dedicated to):
The Legendary Stripper
1. Always chews gum (and mints) so as she has minty fresh breath.
2. Isn't afraid to swear/cuss-out the drunken sailor trying to cop a free feel.
Extra points if she belts him one.
3. She knows where the ATM machine is.
4. If a customer asks if there is a cigarette machine, she tells him
"No smoking in my presence."
5. Any queries about the weather are retorted with how warm her lap and arms are.
6. The other dancers at the bar look at her with contempt since she's got "game"
7. Has a funny story about any overheard problems or business situations.
8. When lapdancing, she finds out what the customer is like, rather
than assuming he just wants to get "HARD".
9. When going to the VIP room, she allows the customer carry her there.
10. When it's time to go, she walks the customer all the way to the exit.
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I like polecats version better......
:)
(except I dont like customers carrying me anywhere..)
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Originally Posted by exoticdancerwear link=board=27;threadid=9039;start=msg107044#msg107 044 date=1084097743
The Legendary Stripper
1. Never Chew Gum
2. Never swear
3. Know where restrooms and pay phones are
4. If customer ask if there is a cigarette machine ask them what brand they smoke and get it for them
5. Know the weather forecast
6. Don't gather at the bar with other dancers
7. Never let customers overhear problems or business situations
8.When lap dancing unless you make your customer HARD you have not done your job.
9.When going to the V I P Room carry your customers Drink for them.
10.Walk guest partly to restroom or payphone.
Legendary? I agree on about two out of ten here at best (can't imagine what part 2 is going to look like). C'mon, I go to a club to be entertained, not bowed down to in servitude.
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LOL yep, I definitely like PC's version better. Dancers are not love-slaves. The men are surely capable of carrying their own drinks. I also don't believe that men need an escort to the potty. Although it may be nice, we're not there to bow down and be their personal tour-guide for the evening.
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Polecat, excellent list. :)
The first one had a few good points, but come on....you haven't done your "job" if you don't get him hard? My boyfriend swears he never gets hard from lap dances (and I have witnessed this firsthand, lol). It's not that he doesn't enjoy beautiful women, he can just control himself and sees it as a sensual experience more than something to get him off.
We are not even allowed to touch our customer's drinks, so I guess all the ladies at my club fail to measure up. ;)
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Get ciggarettes for them??? That is what waitress are for. You don't want to seem desperate for a dance. You want to give the illussion of an entertainer that they want to pay money for your company. Here is my list:
1. Takes care of herself: showers, shaves, washes hair, wears makeup, does hair, does nails, tans, works out, eats right, wears perfume, costumes looking good and washed, project yourself as an entertainer.
2. Is poliet and friendly. If feeling like a bitch eaither do a great acting job of covering it up or leave. ALWAYAS act like you are having fun even if you are board as hell.
3. Give good dances. Not dirty but put effort into them and give your customers attention.
4. Helps out other dancers when she can and create loads of buddies in the club that will return the favor such as coming to you first when she needs to grab another girl for a double dance.
5. Does not start drama between other dancers. Cattiness is for board dancers that are not making any money.
6. Shows up on time and calls in when she is sick. Mgmt will respect you loads!
7. If a customer is pissing you off be poliet but firm. Never cuss them out or hit them even if they deserve it just walk away they are not worth another minute of your time. You got more money to make with a customer who will respect you!
8. Actually enjoys dancing! Realise how good you have it and count your blessings. I mean it could be worse you could be shovling manure.
9. Never talk about problems at work or their family/work unless they bring it up and seem comfortable disscussing it.
10. Never admit to having a boyfriend. In their fantasy you are available. Having a girlfriend is cool to say but never say you are only into girls always say you love men but like to play around with girls if you are going to go that route.
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4. If customer ask if there is a cigarette machine ask them what brand they smoke and get it for them
With whos money? Certainly not mine???
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9.When going to the V I P Room carry your customers Drink for them.
This would piss off some of my customers, and NOT be cool with management if they see me carrying a bunch of drinks all night.
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10.Walk guest partly to restroom or payphone.
so that someone else will steal our table?
Who made this shit up anyway? Its not legendary, its outdated!
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>10. Never admit to having a boyfriend. In their >fantasy you are available. Having a girlfriend is cool >to say but never say you are only into girls always >say you love men but like to play around with girls if >you are going to go that route.
I don't bother with this, as 90% of the time the guy who askes immediately follows it with "so when can we go out? why not? what's wrong with meeee??" Saying I'm attached seems to work out better. I know girls that take a "I'm just too busy with work or school to date," but that seems to take 10 extra minutes of explaining to guy that NO, you won't go clubbing with him after your shift, NO, you aren't free tomorrow night, NO not any night, etc. Maybe the guys at my club are just a higher class of irritating.
And I say mints over gum, it just doesn't look good to chew gum while on stage or lap dancing... Just my opinion.
Anyway, I agree on certain points on all of the lists presented.
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Ha Ha Luna I totally understand. If they are persisting I just explain I am too busy and change the subject by saying " Are you ready to get naked babY?" or I just say " Oh I have a girlfriend right now. I'm just seeing her at the moment. Ready for me to crawl all over you while I tell you what we do together?" LOL. ;D
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Originally Posted by exoticdancerwear link=board=27;threadid=9039;start=msg107044#msg107 044 date=1084097743
1. Never Chew Gum
Chewing gum does make you look less intelligent. As someone did mention though, mints are a better alternative.
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4. If customer ask if there is a cigarette machine ask them what brand they smoke and get it for them
I agree with what someone else said. That is why you have cocktail waitresses. A dancer should be someone of more dignification.
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8.When lap dancing unless you make your customer HARD you have not done your job.
I disagree with this one on a variety of reasons.
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9.When going to the V I P Room carry your customers Drink for them.
HUGE mistake. For all he knows, the dancer may be slipping something in there. In addition, it doesn't look classy at all and most management will not like it either for that same reason.
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When you carry a drink for a guy he knows that you dont have to do that you're going the EXTRA mile for him. the Servitude mode is an unexpected service.
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Originally Posted by exoticdancerwear link=board=27;threadid=9039;start=msg109852#msg109 852 date=1084693395
When you carry a drink for a guy he knows that you dont have to do that you're going the EXTRA mile for him. the Servitude mode is an unexpected service.
My club does not allow the dancers to carry any drinks. They also warn us against getting a drink with a customer and coming back to the drink if we leave for a bit. Most up-scale clubs are like this for a reason.
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Originally Posted by polecat link=board=27;threadid=9039;start=msg107083#msg107 083 date=1084103675
Well, here's my true idea of... ( and dedicated to):
The Legendary Stripper
1. Always chews gum (and mints) so as she has minty fresh breath.
2. Isn't afraid to swear/cuss-out the drunken sailor trying to cop a free feel.
Extra points if she belts him one.
3. She knows where the ATM machine is.
4. If a customer asks if there is a cigarette machine, she tells him
"No smoking in my presence."
5. Any queries about the weather are retorted with how warm her lap and arms are.
6. The other dancers at the bar look at her with contempt since she's got "game"
7. Has a funny story about any overheard problems or business situations.
8. When lapdancing, she finds out what the customer is like, rather
than assuming he just wants to get "HARD".
9. When going to the VIP room, she allows the customer carry her there.
10. When it's time to go, she walks the customer all the way to the exit.
Here's the legendary extras club stripper:
1. Rarely brushes her teeth or uses mints so she smells of whatever she had inside her mouth and throat.
2. Cusses and/or bats a guy if he doesn't want to fondle her.
3. She shows her customer the ATM machine THEN makes her offer.
4. See number 1 above.
5. She cares less about the weather and the guy.
6. The other dancers are too busy giving extras to their clients.
7. She doesn't even say her name (just in case the "client" is actually an undercover cop).
8. She takes for granted that the guy only wants to get hard and relieve himself, too.
9. VIP? The lap dance lounge is OK, too.
10. The client runs away, to avoid the inevitable raid.
;D