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I have an excuse now to order a Happy Meal without odd looks!
The Adult on the go happy meal which includes a salad, a bottle of water and a toy for fitness....
now... if you could get a Happy Sex Meal.... :laugh:
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I have an excuse now to order a Happy Meal without odd looks!
The Adult on the go happy meal which includes a salad, a bottle of water and a toy for fitness....
now... if you could get a Happy Sex Meal.... :laugh:
Gyn~
What prize would be in it?
Would they have male and female versions?
What prize could a guy get? A condom would be hardly a prize, since it's use takes a lot of work. A cheap portable pussey? An inflatable doll? Maybe just a pic of two chicks going at it (Probably the best bet for a LOT of guys)... Myself, i'd just like a pass to the nearest SC.
What prize would there be for a woman? A cheap Vibrator? Uh, sometimes they break (sometimes rather violently). A Dildo? What size?
Should the cashier ask "Small. Medium or Large?"
:detective:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Let's see...
McDonalds: May I take your order
Me: Yes, I'll have one of those Happy Sex Meals.. what does that include?
Them: would you like the regular size or the super sized version?
Me: What's the difference?
Them: More bang for your buck with the super sized version.. comes with Handcuffs, body oil, edible panties and a pocket rocket... the regular size comes with a bull whip, jello and an inflatable pool for wrestling.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
That's my kind of Happy meal!
Gynger,
I heard the adult happy meals come with a pedometer...pretty cool! I think its great that they are offering healthier food options for the adults, but when I'm at McDonald's, bring on the fries!
I agree Chandler, but here's the thing: I've been ordering happy meals for years.. why? Because of portion size. They are smaller, and I hate to have too much fast food, but I heard this on the radio today and just about busted a gut laughing cause of the way they advertised it.
Adult Happy Meals... sounds like porn to me for some reason... I guess I have a warped sense of humor today.
Hmmm, got something on our mind have we?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gynger link=board=1;threadid=9110;start=msg107972#msg1079 72 date=1084310337
I was having another thought on what an Adult Happy Meal would be like. I can just imagine the following conversation:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gynger link=board=1;threadid=9110;start=msg107972#msg1079 72 date=1084310337
Customer #1: These Adult Happy Meals rock!
Customer #2: Yeah, that lettuce in the salad looks kinda funny though. Do you feel hungrier all of a sudden? I get hungrier with every bite.
Customer #1: As a matter of fact I do. Mmm, good salad. I'm gonna order some fries, and maybe an apple pie. Do they have beef nachos by chance?
Customer #2: Maybe we could hit a Wendy's later, or a Taco Bell.
Customer #1: How about both? Damn, this salad is good!
Hey, they're getting rid of those supersize portions soon, and these Atkins people are killing their french fry biz. They have to make up for it somehow right?
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Maybe it comes with anal beads.
That'd be a prize some folk would LOVE.
LMAO. do you guys REALLY have adult happy meals?? serious?
thats funny az :)
LOL Mermaid.. Very sad, but very true.. First, they take away supersize, and now they're on this health kick..
I haven't eaten McDonalds since I was about 10.. I don't intend to start either.. LOL
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Gynger I thought the point of a sex meal would be to be eaten, not to eat?
Gynger's Sex Meal--the Meal that Eat's You!
And supersizing it makes it sound like you get a whale-imitator.
LOL
PS Use the pedometer to learn precisely how far it is to Wendy's or KFC.
I will settle for the McGirl Special
me either... but that pedometer almost sounds worth buying a salad.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhiannon link=board=1;threadid=9110;start=msg108110#msg1081 10 date=1084328556
they are getting rid of supersize? what are they replacing it with? ultrasize?! ???
i've never been a fan of Mickey D's...I prefer BK or Wendy's if i had a craving for burgers and fries. But lately, I've been getting happy meals and giving the food to my friends but keeping the toys for myself...lol...cuz right now the toys are little puppies from "The Dog" collection. the ones with the really big heads but small bodies. they are sooooo cute...
but hey..if they wanted to come out with Sex Meals then i'll go there more often! Not cause i'm craving burgers and fries, but because im craving something else..... ;)
What will Mc Donald's think of next..
LOL.....
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Originally Posted by Trix link=board=1;threadid=9110;start=msg108458#msg1084 58 date=1084398782
OMG! How funny. You know, they came out with minature hockey players a while ago, and I was buying the happy meals for the toys and giving the meals away too! I'm a die hard hockey fan... Go Mapleleafs! :dance:
lol! i just saw the commercial this morning for the adult happy meals! OMG what are they gonna think of next!
Hmmm, sounds like repackaging to me. When I was living in California, I remember that McDonald's had what they called an "All-American Meal," which was just a Happy Meal-portioned meal (Hamburger/Cheeseburger, small fries, small drink) without the toy and the kiddie packaging. Is that what they're doing, or is it also in conjunction with selling salads, bottled water, fruit (as they do in British McDonald's)?
As much as I love McD's fries, it's probably a good thing they're getting rid of supersize. It's all BS anyway (this year's medium was the old large, etc).
I just had one of those adult happy meals i wanted the walkig hting and the stupid thing broke which sucked. I took it with me on my evening jog and it fell off so that sucked.
The salad was not that great the only thing good was the bottle water LOL. And i ended up ordering a med. diet soda LOL! Go figure I should of ordered a number 3 which is a quarter pounder LOL man that sounds yummy!
Oh no.....here it goes.....damn it, I KNEW this would happen!
[glow=red,2,300]THESE SALADS ARE NOT HEALTHY!!![/glow]
Don't let the lettuce fool you!!!! Look at the nutritional information! Believe it or not, these salads have a HIGHER FAT CONTENT THAN A BIGMAC!!!!! Yup, you heard me right! How is this possible? Easy....look at what's in these salads....cheese, bacon, egg.....oh and that chicken....yeah.....even the "grilled" chicken is bathed in a fat-filled solution before it is grilled (it's true, my ex-boyfriend worked there).
And, of course, the evil McDonalds people are coming out with their self-proclaimed "healthy" meals while our government is looking at passing bills that make it impossible to sue fast food places for making you fat. Well, last time I checked, what they're doing IS illegal--it's called "false advertising!" They never said their BigMac and fries were healthy so I understand why the government would want to block those lawsuits....but now they ARE claiming these salads are healthy and it's a blatant lie!!!
If you ladies want a pedometer....decent ones are available at Wal-Mart for FIVE DOLLARS!!! That's where I got mine and it works fine! And, on a side note, never trust a company that dumbs things down so much as to call it a "step-o-meter"--ya gotta be pretty dumb to trust McD's with your health!
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE spread the word that [glow=red,2,300]MCDONALDS SALADS ARE NOT HEALTHY[/glow]!!!
LMFAO SCGirl.. Right On! :great:
I could've told you all that. Back when I was 15, I worked at McDonalds for a whole 2 days I believe. LOL. They have nothing healthy there, and I doubt things have changed much since (eek) '89.
Like I said, I haven't had Mickey D's (or any other fast food) since I was about 10.
If I want a salad, I buy the lettuce and everything else and make it my damn self, so that I know what goes into it. LOL
I would definitely advise you all to use caution with all these fast food restaurants going low-carb crazy, and revising their menus to provide "healthier" selections. It's all BS, and major marketing.. Nothing more.
chicken McTesticals witha side of McBoobs?
Welp.. I tried one of those McClogging Salads.. OMG.. how gross was that??? :o
A few of us at the club decided to do the "fast food salad" ratings. I went to McD's and Jack in the Box, one went to Wendy's, the other went to BK and Carl's Jr.
Fat Content was the highest at McD's and Jack in the Box. Jack's salads are big enough for FOUR PEOPLE. Have you seen these things? They are friggin huge, loaded up with carbs, loaded up with so many calories that you think you are eating healthy only to find out that you just ate a meal meant for four people. Hmmmm.. only 350 calories PER SERVING!
The lowest believe it or not was a tie between Wendy's and Carl's Jr. The portions were the most realistic and the grilled chicken salad at Carl's was exactly that, Grilled chicken on top of plain lettuce with cucumbers and a tomato.
I will never again buy a salad at a fast food restaurant, next time, I will just blow my diet all together and get something that will keep me satisfied.
is it really a salad when it is mostly chicken and bacon? isnt that really just a chicken bacon sandwich without the bun? eww.... when i do eat salad I like GREEN veggies (not that white iceburg crap) a nice vinagrette dressing, and maybe a bagel broken up into it... mmmm, that sounds nice......
jack in the box is still around? I heard they closed because they poisoned some people or soemthing...... i dont know.. i have never seen one.......