The Legendary Stripper (part 2)
1. Avoid asking unfriendly questions
2. Call Customer by their Name.
3. When conversing with customer be sure to thank them for the dance, Remind them of your name,Invite them back to the club.
4. Know the unique facts about your club. ( Estab.)
5. Know the location of your club and the directions on how to get there coming from the North,east,south or west
6. Know where all the other strip clubs in your area are and how to get there from your club.
7. Do the unexpected
8. Be friendly but not to familiar.
9. Display a Genuine Smile
10. Know the popular tourist attractions in your area.
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4. Know the unique facts about your club. ( Estab.)
Such as how the ratio of HJ to BJ given per night, or the likelihood of busts?
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5. Know the location of your club and the directions on how to get there coming from the North,east,south or west
Do I look like Mapquest?
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Originally Posted by exoticdancerwear link=board=27;threadid=9163;start=msg108692#msg108 692 date=1084439496
1. Avoid asking unfriendly questions
2. Call Customer by their Name.
3. When conversing with customer be sure to thank them for the dance, Remind them of your name,Invite them back to the club.
4. Know the unique facts about your club. ( Estab.)
5. Know the location of your club and the directions on how to get there coming from the North,east,south or west
6. Know where all the other strip clubs in your area are and how to get there from your club.
7. Do the unexpected
8. Be friendly but not to familiar.
9. Display a Genuine Smile
10. Know the popular tourist attractions in your area.
:banghead: :thumbsdown:
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Originally Posted by exoticdancerwear link=board=27;threadid=9163;start=msg108692#msg108 692 date=1084439496
1. Avoid asking unfriendly questions
What does your wife think about you being here?
Hey, you look familiar. Aren't you the guy who works at the Quickie-Mart?
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2. Call Customer by their Name.
No, don't tell me this one. I know it, I do. Sean? George? Matt? It's on the tip of my tongue, I swear!
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4. Know the unique facts about your club. ( Estab.)
I promise, we haven't been raided in weeks and so far as I know, none of the girls have admitted to being the one who gave that customer the clap.
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5. Know the location of your club and the directions on how to get there coming from the North,east,south or west
Call a cab, because I'll have you so drunk and horny that you'll be incapable of getting yourself home.
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6. Know where all the other strip clubs in your area are and how to get there from your club.
Oh, I totally agree that this club sucks. You ought to try another one. Here, let me get you the directions and their phone number.
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7. Do the unexpected
Pick a number between 1 and 5. Nope, that's not the number that gets you a blowjob, sorry.
Am I available for a dance? What the hell do I look like?! Now shoo, I'm three thousand away from the high score on the poker game.
This is fun. Give us some more! Better yet, how about we tell you how to do your job?
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Originally Posted by exoticdancerwear link=board=27;threadid=9163;start=msg108692#msg108 692 date=1084439496
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1. Avoid asking unfriendly questions
Are you always this ugly, or is this a special occasion?
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2. Call Customer by their Name.
I just make it easy on myself and call them all "stud muffin".
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3. When conversing with customer be sure to thank them for the dance, Remind them of your name,Invite them back to the club.
You know...this just may be crazy enough to work!! I usually bitch slap them, grab my money and tell them to "fucking get a life" as I walk away...
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4. Know the unique facts about your club. ( Estab.).
LOL...Lilith got top honors on this one...haahaa
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5. Know the location of your club and the directions on how to get there coming from the North,east,south or west
If you're coming from the north, go south; from the south, go north; from the east, go west; and from the west, go east.
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8. Be friendly but not to familiar.
Does that mean that we should not have regulars?
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9. Display a Genuine Smile
Does this mean that my fake "Jimmy Bob" teeth aren't any good?
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10. Know the popular tourist attractions in your area.
So, now not only am I a stripper, I am a tour-guide. Would this be considered an extra?
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Originally Posted by Lilith link=board=27;threadid=9163;start=msg108767#msg108 767 date=1084470414
This is fun. Give us some more! Better yet, how about we tell you how to do your job?
LOL...probably going to tell us he manages a strip club. haahaa
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Originally Posted by VenusGoddess link=board=27;threadid=9163;start=msg108875#msg108 875 date=1084483229
LOL...probably going to tell us he manages a strip club. haahaa
Of course. Thus the username of an internet costumer, who are legendary industry experts. Naturally s/he also runs a strip club- no, a chain of strip clubs! Yeah!
"If you're north, go south..." Priceless.
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LMFAO Oh Gods.. There's a part II
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