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I voted "Not Anymore".. mainly for two reasons: 1) it just seems a waste of a good errection! and 2) As I've grown older, I've gotten increasingly fond of sex, but that whole orgasm thing is actually getting boring... as strange as that may sound.
Another surely west coast quirk, now that I'm single, sex is like readily available. Hell, I can just be thinking about it and the cell always seems to start ringing. With my ex, it was a lucky thing for 3-4 times a week tops due to the physical ailments of the month.
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Originally Posted by Luna Maiden link=board=1;threadid=9233;start=msg110146#msg1101 46 date=1084771166
and some of those little ones that go on your fingertips.
Fukuoku finger massagers! I love those things- best $20 I ever spent. They eat through batteries pretty quick though, so be ready to hunt down 5 or 10 packs of them. The little swirly shaped finger pad with fresh batteries- will have someone purring away in seconds in the right place. :lovestruck:
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I'm more like several times during one week of every month
My husband swears some nympho bodysnatcher takes me over once a month :boobies:
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1-3 times a day here. Always one before bed... best way to sleep. Sometimes one at the office if particularily stressed (gotta love having an office door that locks). And occasionally another just if the mood strikes me.
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I masturbate about once a day- but I dont always get off- I'm so jaded. lol
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one down , 2 to go... :wink: although I just got a call from agirl I've been interested in for a while, but always had a lt bf. Well guess whose lt bf just broke up with her and wants to go get drunk tonight. Might not need the second, and/or third depending on sleeping arrangements...
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A vibrator joke
(sure to give you a buzz)
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?", asked the Mum
"Mum, I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married so this is pretty much my husband.". The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head.
The next day the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room found his daughter using the vibrator.
"What are you doing?", He asked. His daughter replied, " I already told Mum. I am 40 years old and ugly. I will never get married so this is as close as I'll get to getting a husband." The father walked out of the room.
The next day the Mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand, the vibrator in the other, watching the footy.
"What are you doing?" she cried. "What does it look like?", shouted the Dad. "I am having a drink and watching the game with my son-in-law!".
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I never masturbate (And if you believe that, i have some swampland in Florida to sell you. cheap).
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I had to resubmit my vote.. I had to pay myself a lot of self indulged love.. I got a new toy yesterday.. WOO WEE MAMMA...
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:)Once a day. I feel it keeps me in shape even when I don't feel like working out.
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I would say 1-3 times a day, unless I get a new Jenna Jameson vid
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Always one who loves a good argument
I am an excellent Master Debator. ;D
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I have to confess.. I never do it. LOL
Everytime I try, Mr "Ever-Horny" interrupts me. Arg.
It's all good though, because he's good at what he does. I think I'll keep him. heh
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I'm with Rhi on this one....LOL;)
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I just finished masturbating before I logged on here, lol! :D Now i'm relaxed. ;D
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Yanno, I hadn't planned on it......but..............
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Even though I have a very Healthy sex life after 9 years of marriage, I still find my self Masturbating at times. Sometimes 1- 3 times a week and sometimes everyday!
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Where is the once every 3 months category?I have been getting laid on the weekends pretty good and NO urge during the week.But once in a great while...
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I'm also prone to do it more often if I my stress levels are at a good level as well as knowing that Mt Isa Boy is visiting real soon... ;)
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I voted 'daily'...
its tough being a single gal...lol...thats all i'm gonna say...
OH MY....what that shark must see everyday :O (inside joke)
I'll go with 1-3 times a week.
Is it weird if you're too tired to hook up with yourself? :rotfl:
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Daily lol I cant seem to go w/o it 1 day...but I try to go w/o it for a week when its that time of the month.
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I replied before but.... about 15 minutes ago na naaa na naaa na :)
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Is it weird if you're too tired to hook up with yourself? :rotfl:
I was too sore from the gym to even try today.......... aaaaaaaaaaahh!!! Damnit!!
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Lately,it's been everyday for me.My kitty is all by her lonesome.:( :'( :(