My Ideal Stripper
My Ideal Stripper treats me like a king and like a baby in her arms.
My ideal stripper picks me up at the airport.
My ideal stripper is my personal executive chef.
My ideal stripper wears a real flower in her hair when dancing.
My ideal stripper calls before she leaves to go to work.
My ideal stripper calls me from club to let me know she is there.
My ideal stripper offers me special deals at the club.
My ideal stripper has my cell phone number.
My ideal stripper cheers me up when i am down.
My ideal stripper is honest with me.
My ideal stripper knows sports even if she does'nt like it.
My ideal stripper knows how to play golf.
My ideal stripper knows how to fish.
My ideal stripper realizes that i have friends that has friends who patronize strip clubs.
